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Barney.wav- "My name is Barney Gumble, I'm forty, I'm single, and I drink"
Brnyburp.wav- one type of burp
Burp2.wav- Another type of burp
Yoooburp.wav- And yet one more type of burp
Kntbrck.wav- "Hello, I am Kent Brockman and this is Eye On Springfield"
Viewers.wav- "Now at the risk of being unpoplular, this reporter places all of the blame for this squarely on you, the viewers"
Crdbckt.wav- Bart- "I thought Springfield was America's Scrod Basket" Marge- "No, Springfield is America's crud bucket, at least according to Newsweek"
Dreams.wav- "Homer, when a man's biggest dreams include seconds on desert, occasional snuggling, and sleeping till noon on weekends, no one man can destroy them"
Beer2bed.wav- Marge- "Alright alright now, you're overstimulated. Let's get some beer in you and then it's off to bed" Homer- "Woo hoo, beerbeerbeerbedbedbed"
Hrmmm.wav- Marge goes hrm.
Moesass.wav- A HILARIOUS mix of Bart's prank calls
Bucket.wav- "When I get a hold of you I'm gonna use your head for a bucket, and paint my house with your brain"
Frnchman.wav- "Well, ooo-la-di-da Mr. Frenchman"
Jawslife.wav- "Oh! for the love of God! Somebody get the jaws of life!"
Funeral.wav- Troy McClure, remember him from such show business funerals as...
Monorail.wav- "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Augdenville, and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map"
Nudity.wav- "I'm Troy McClure and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see... Hard core nudity!"
Alcohol.wav- "You can't seriously want to ban alcohol, it tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invunerable to criticism"
Mefleng.wav- "Me fail English? That's unpossible"
Wookie.wav- "I bent my Wookie"
Cat.wav- "My cat's breath smells like cat food"
Rlfwrm.wav- "My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it Can I have a new one?"
Acid.wav- Otto man- "Whoa, another acid flashback"
Broadway.wav- Milhouse- "Let's go crazy, Broadway style!"
Haha.wav- Nelson goes ha ha
Moreiron.wav- Lunchlady Doris- "More testacles mean more iron"
2thghts.wav- Skinner- "Uh-oh, two independent thoughts in one day"
Angeldth.wav- Some whack job- "I am the Angel of Death, the time for purification is at hand"
Bobreak.wav- Sideshow Bob slamming into a WHOLE LOTTA rakes!
Itchscrt.wav- The opening Itchy & Scratchy theme
Mggiesck.wav- Maggie SUCKS!!!
Boots.wav- Hillbilly Hic Man- "Hey Brandien, You might can wear these, to your job interview" Brandien- "And scuff up the topless dancing runway!? Nah, you best bring them back where from you got 'em" Hic Man- "Okay"
Genitals.wav- "Your cable tv is experiencing difficulties. Please, do not panic. Resist the temptations to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of tv radiation have left your genitals withered and useless"
Jawoods.wav- James Woods- "But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a far away planet" Marge- "That sounds like a good movie" Woods- "Yes... yes.... a movie.... yes"
Sdshwbob.wav- Sideshow bob- "I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever. And when they get in, I'm back on the streets, with all my criminal buddys! *Maniacal laughter*"
