Chief Wiggum
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912.wav- "Uh, no. You got the wrong number... This is.. 9-1...2"

Arrest.wav- "Hey. Hi. Can arrest any of you People for anything?"

Asthma.wav- "My asthma's gone! Listen to me breathe *Snort* *wheeze*        * Snort* *Wheeze*"

Jebediah.wav- Wiggum- "Jebidiah Springfield has been replaced with a skeleton!" Person #7- "No, that's the skeleton of Jebidiah" Wiggum- "Gotcha, gotcha"

Phnebth.wav- Quimby- "Alright, I'm in charge here" Wiggum- "Aw, run along Quimby. I think they're dedicating a phone booth somewhere"

Showover.wav- "Okay, show's over, nothing left to see here, show's o- MY GOD! A HORRIBLE PLANE CRASH! Hey everybody take a look at this flaming wreakage, come on, crowd around, don't be shy, crowd around"

Pig.wav- "Hey, according to the charter as chief constable I'm supposed to get a pig every month"

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