Do you "Chilly Down" with the Fieries?

Do you think "THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!"?

Do you want to see what the worm's Little Missus looks like?

Do you want to see Sarah tell Jareth off on the Big Screen again?

Are you Ludo's friend?

Does the bog remind you of your brother's bedroom?

Do you wonder why Jareth plays endlessly with those crystal balls?

Do you sometimes get the urge to MAKE TOBY STOP CRYING?

Do you want to tell the Evil Stepmother "You ARE a wicked stepmother from a fairy tell"?

Do you ever feel like throwing limbs into a bond fire like the fieries?

Do you ever wish I would STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS?

If so, YES!
If not, NO WAY!