"Hi!  I'm Spider-Man!  Like my new look?  Feel free to look around."
"Heh heh, this ought to get me some women...heh heh heh..."  Little did he know, we can still hear him.
But that's okay, we're fans of his, we understand...right?

(note:  that picture above is not 3-D or cartooned.  It's an actual picture...it's real.)
(picture from www.spidermanhype.com)