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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=22 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="208000d2egerdp.gif"> <div>                                                                                                                                                                  <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#FF0000" FACE="Elephant" >  </FONT></div> <bR> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=145 BGCOLOR="#333399" TEXT="#080000" background="207a2c00erkjzj.gif"> <bR> <div> <A HREF="mailto:Jeanie_Martin@hotmail.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:Jeanie_Martin@hotmail.com"><U>Email me!</U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id2.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Cast"><U>ACTORS</U></A></div> <div> ~This has their filmography, Bios, fanpages, and pictures.~</div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Lyrics"><U>LYRICS</U></A></div> <div> ~  These are the words to the songs in Newsies.~</div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id4.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bloopers"><U>BLOOPERS</U></A></div> <div> ~ Messups and observations in the Movie...I even put in my own thoughts....it's funny!~</div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id6.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Script"><U>SCRIPT</U></A></div> <div> ~ Wanna know what that one line was that you didn't understand? 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It'll make ther day!~</div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id123.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Chicken Cross the Road"><U>CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD</U></A></div> <div> ~ This is hiliarious. I found it on a site somewhere. It's NEWSIES style!~</div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id124.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Seventeen"><U>SEVENTEEN</U></A></div> <div> ~This is an artical on Newsies form the Seventeen magazine. It has some interesting stuff on some guys!~</div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id132.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="GOT MILK?"><U>GOT MILK?</U></A></div> <div> ~See some pics I messed with to make a milk-drinkin Newsie. It's quite funny....~</div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id137.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Chat"><U>CHAT</U></A></div> <div>  ~Come chat with other Newsie lovers on my site! 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The World will feel the fire and finally know. *Hmm*</div> <div> 9. It’s okay to shave when you don’t have any growth on your face.</div> <div> 8. Jumping over barrels is fun!</div> <div> 7. The "David and Goliath" joke was funny?! *sarcasm folks*</div> <div> 6. Seizing the day is always a good thing to do before having a paper fight.</div> <div> 5. You dream about sellin’ da papes.</div> <div> 4. You ask a person "Does it look like I’m faking it?" when you know you are.</div> <div> 3. Is it strange that your the only customers at a restaurant? </div> <div> 2. Sometimes there’s nothing to eat, but you always land on your feet.</div> <div> 1. Any banker, bum, or barber almost all know how to read.</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Top Ten "Who Knew?"</B></div> <div> 10. Who knew wearing an ugly pink dress with half a skirt missing would attract guys 75% younger than you.</div> <div> 9. Who knew no matter how bad of a thing you did, there will always be a little kid that thinks you’re still great.</div> <div> 8. Who knew being the mayor’s daughter would pay off.</div> <div> 7. Who knew being a "walking mouth" would land you a place beside the leader.</div> <div> 6. Who knew being a scab is a dangerous job.</div> <div> 5. Who knew accessories would add character.</div> <div> 4. Who knew wrapping your hot dog in paper with a certain newspaper article could help save the day. </div> <div> 3. Who knew you can still be intimidating even when you’re a stick.</div> <div> 2. Who knew if you were the only girl in the movie, you’d get the leading guy.</div> <div> 1. Who knew singing and dancing in the middle of the street is normal.</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Top Ten "You Always Know"</B></div> <div> 10. You always know you’ll never have matching laces.</div> <div> 9. You always know that you can catch a ride in Teddy Roosevelt’s carriage.</div> <div> 8. You always know that Central Park is guaranteed.</div> <div> 7. You always know that if you have a reporter on your side, he will pay for all your expenses. </div> <div> 6. You always know if you don’t know how to dance, just disappear from the scene.</div> <div> 5. You always know that Crutchy will open his mouth at the wrong time.</div> <div> 4. You always know to run when you hear a whistle.</div> <div> 3. You always know saying words like "maniac", "corpse", "lovenest", or "nude" can make a stupid girl giggle.</div> <div> 2. You always know that if you have a Kloppman, you will always be up on time.</div> <div> 1. You always know how to make yourself look stupid by using a lot of really annoying hand gestures (intended just as a joke about Pulitzer).</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Top Ten "Who Cares!"</B></div> <div> 10. Who cares if you steal someone’s horse.</div> <div> 9. Who cares if you ask for another bowl of soup and don’t eat it.</div> <div> 8. Who cares if you say "I didn't do it".</div> <div> 7. Who cares if you buy your papes then don’t sellin’ ‘em.</div> <div> 6. Who cares if you’re standing behind the guy who’s trying to put you back in jail.</div> <div> 5.Who cares if you dance on top of a public restaurant’s table.</div> <div> 4. Who cares if you are just trying to improve the truth.</div> <div> 3. Who cares if your hand touches some else's spit.</div> <div> 2. Who cares if you add water to the soup when it's still the same amount of people eating (get it? Les is asleep).</div> <div> 1. Who cares if you annoy the Judge with sarcastic remarks.</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Top Ten "Where the heck did that come from?"</B></div> <div> 10. Jack’s hat. It magiclly appeared on his head.</div> <div> 9. Who’s hand is that on Boots chair?</div> <div> 8. The roof Jack lands on after jumping off another roof.</div> <div> 7. The lint on the nun's wimple.</div> <div> 6. The rope is conveniently located for Spot to swing down on.</div> <div> 5. Somehow Morris Delancey's hat gets back on his head right after Jack took it.</div> <div> 4. All those cigarettes the guys smoke.</div> <div> 3. The duffle bag given to Jack at the end of the movie.</div> <div> 2. Brooklyn newsies can emerge from anywhere.</div> <div> 1. Crutchy</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Top Ten Things Never to Do as a Newsie</B></div> <div> 10. Never show a friend you’re best shooters, he might use one as a weapon.</div> <div> 9. Never bring your little brother to a show featuring a show girl singing certain songs.</div> <div> 8. Never hand out papes individually when you could just throw them off a roof.</div> <div> 7. Never trust a hot tip on a horse.</div> <div> 6. Never let Davey help you when you're trying to escape from da bulls in a crowd.</div> <div> 5. Never take Racetrack's cigars.</div> <div> 4. Never hang from a ceiling fan unless you know it will support your weight.</div> <div> 3. Never let Denton print your picture in da papes.</div> <div> 2. Never go anyway without your hat.</div> <div> 1. Never mess with a newsie. Vise Versa, never become a scab.</div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>