Tobey Maguire's Diary

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=82 BGCOLOR="#BF0000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <B>Hairdoo Online</B></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=140 BGCOLOR="#BF0000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Hairdoo Online"><U>Hairdoo Online Main</U></A></div> </td> <td valign="top" height=398 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B>Tobey Maguire's Diary</B></div> <div> Who am I? I'm <STRIKE>Spiderman</STRIKE> Tobey Maguire and this is my brand new online diary. I will fill it with my tales of wild adventure because I am <STRIKE>Spiderman</STRIKE> Tobey Maguire </div> <div> and don't you forget that.</div> <div> Woooh...my Tobey sense is going haywire, I'm sensing that I have to write a diary entry. Here I go.</div> <bR> <div> Munday.</div> <div> Dear Diary</div> <div> Today I bought 100 rose bushes from the B&Q garden center and took them hawme.</div> <div> My friend Leonardo DiCaprio called round at about lunch time and asked what I was going to do with them and why had I bought them. I told him that I bought them because I had to buy so many roses for people it would be easier to grow my own. When Leonardo DiCaprio left I got some tin foil from my kit-chen (?) and wrapped it around my hands and face to keep them safe from the prickles on the flawers.</div> <div> After about five minuets I was bleeding a <STRIKE>fucking</STRIKE> lot from my hands and face so I called my <STRIKE>dad</STRIKE> manager and he called Alan Titchmarsh and Alan Titchmarsh came round and planted my flawers for me while I had a lay down becawse I was very <STRIKE>stressed</STRIKE> tired.</div> <div> Then Alan Titchmarsh and me had some crum-pets (?) and then Alan Titchmarsh went home and I went to bed.</div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> Tobey</div> <bR> <div> Tuesday</div> <div> Dear <STRIKE>Dairy</STRIKE> Diary</div> <div> Today my best friend Leonardo DiCaprio came rawnd to see me but I was still in bed becawse I was still tired from gardening. So I told him to go away and come back later but he got craws and said he was the fucking king of the fucking world so I got craws because he isn't. Rolf Harris is. Anyway, after about half an hour Leonardo DiCaprio stopped throwing eggs at my hawse and said "Can we be friends?" so I said <STRIKE>tits </STRIKE>yes and he came in becawse by that time I had got dressed and we ate some Coco-Pops and then at about 5 he went hawm and I went to bed.</div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> Tobey</div> <div> -Tobey-</div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> Maw coming  soon</div> <bR> <div> <I>Written by and Copywrite to C'Genius'B</I></div> </td> </tr></table></body>