"Once Discovered, Never Forgotten"

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=3 height=89 BGCOLOR="#339900" TEXT="#080000"> <div> Hairdoo Online</div> <div> Royston Vasey Online</div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=121 BGCOLOR="#339900" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <A HREF="id111.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Hogrow"><U>Hogrow</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id112.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Attatchments"><U>Attatchments</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id113.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="We Meet The Locals"><U>The Locals Views</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id114.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Charity Shop"><U>The Charity Shop</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id115.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Spit And Polish"><U>Spit & Polish</U></A></div> </td> <td valign="top" height=391 BGCOLOR="#C0DCC0" TEXT="#080000"> <div> "Once Discovered, Never Forgotten"</div> <div> <IMG SRC="1b2987a0.gif" border=0 width="152" height="122" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <I>Set amidst the gentle rolling hills of the Vale of Tiers, know for its equable weather and mediterranean ambience - Royston Vasey is a town like no other.</I></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B><U>A message from Royston Vasey's Mayor</U></B></div> <div> (corrected by the town's Mr Murray Mint)</div> <bR> <div> Dear Friends,</div> <bR> <div> How <STRIKE>the fuck</STRIKE> are you? I am fine thankyou.</div> <div> We have compiled this beautiful website in order to arouse your interest in our lovely town of <STRIKE>Spent </STRIKE>Royston Vasey. </div> <div> At present our little town is only small, but we hope to make it larger <STRIKE>like my arse hole</STRIKE>. </div> <div> So come to Royston Vasey! We can promise you a bloody good time, pardon my french.</div> <bR> <div> Yours sincerly</div> <div> Larry Vaughn (Mayor)</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <I>Royston Vasey is twinned with the German town of Duisburg</I></div> <div> <IMG SRC="1b4504f0.gif" border=0 width="80" height="79" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </td> <td valign="top" width=121 BGCOLOR="#339900" TEXT="#080000"> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>