C'Genius'B's Advice

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=3 height=82 BGCOLOR="#FF33CC" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B>Hairdoo Online</B></div> <div> <B>Need Advice? You're In The Right Place.</B></div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=140 BGCOLOR="#FF33CC" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Hairdoo Online"><U><B>Hairdoo Online Main</B></U></A></div> </td> <td valign="top" height=398 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B>C'Genius'B's Advice</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Skincare:</B></div> <div> Don't sleep with your face in a pile of mud. If you do you'll suffocate.</div> <bR> <div> <B>Health:</B></div> <div> Don't drink your own urine (pee-wee). If you do you will be freindless.</div> <bR> <div> Don't eat wasps. It's not worth it.</div> <bR> <div> <B>Survival:</B></div> <div> Don't talk to commoners</div> <bR> <div> Don't stand in a bucket of cement. When it dries you won't be able to move your feet.</div> <bR> <div> If lost in the wilderness, eat a mouse's mind. You will then be able to locate all the cheese you need to survive.</div> <bR> <div> <B>Domestic:</B></div> <div> Lamps make very good lights.</div> <bR> <div> Half a ping-pong ball makes a perfect crash helmet for a hamster.</div> <bR> <div> If you get locked in your flat, try not to get locked in your flat.</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <I><B>More Coming Soon!</B></I></div> <div> <I>Written by C'Genius'B For Hairdoo Online</I></div> </td> <td valign="top" width=140 BGCOLOR="#FF33CC" TEXT="#080000"> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>