Tim Bisley

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=150 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> Hairdoo Online</div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="2b2086d0.gif" border=0 width="520" height="109" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=150 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <A HREF="id167.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Spaced"><U><I>Spaced Main</I></U></A></div> </td> <td valign="top" height=330 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <I>Tim Bisley</I></div> <bR> <div> Tim was born in Whittington Hospital in Highgate, North London on the 17<FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#00FF00" FACE="Arial" >th</FONT> of September 1974 to John and Gillian Bisley.</div> <div> He has a little sister called Katie who once used all his Batman comics to decorate a cardboard car. Unable to salvage the comics he drove the car into a pond; hitting his head on a concrete fountain, which is where he got his scar.</div> <bR> <div> He's got a best friend called Mike who's a weapons expert.</div> <div> Tim met his best friend Mike at the age of eight and they immediately formed `Danger Club in 1982, a society dedicated to jumping from high places. However, the club disbanded in 1983 after a falling incident</div> <bR> <div> He has a potentially fatal allergy to Brazil nuts. </div> <div> <I>“Yes, I have no memory of Christmas 1979 mind you I've got no memory of Christmas 1994 either.”</I></div> <div> <I>“Oh, why not?”</I></div> <div> <I>“I don't know.”</I></div> <bR> <div> Tim's an aspiring graphic artist and he hopes to one day to work for Dark Star Comics. (Which he now does)</div> <div> His work to date includes a sleeve design for his sister's boyfriend's brother's band. He supplements the 50 quid that you got from that by working part time in a comic shop called Fantasy Bazaar.</div> <div> <I>“I'm the assistant manager”</I></div> <div> <I>“Oh, how many people work for you?”</I></div> <div> <I>“Erm it's just me and Bilbo.”</I></div> <div> <I>“Who's Bilbo?”</I></div> <div> <I>“He's the manager”</I></div> <bR> <div> His preferred mode of transport is skateboarding and he likes music, clubbing and Gillian Anderson.</div> <bR> <div> Tim split up with his girlfriend of five years because she got of with a friend of his called Duane. “He is not my friend”</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <I>Tim Bisley - Top 5 Porn/Sci-Fi crossovers.</I></div> <bR> <div> 1. Return of the Japseye</div> <div> 2. Battlestar Gallacticock</div> <div> 3. The Empire Sucks Black</div> <div> 4. Mortal Bumbat 2 - Anal Nation</div> <div> 5. Mac and Me</div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>