Papa Lazarou.net  


Hello Dave. Welcome to ma website in assosiation with 'Charity Shop'.
Wanna see something scarey Dave? Good I am glad.
If you would like to book ma Pandamoneum Circus for your town then please do
We have freaks here belonging to you.
If you give me a ring* I will introduce them to you.
There is Passi, The Bearded Lady -
I caught her in darkest Bornio. She's my wife now.
Simba, Pebble and Tik-Tik -
These are not children Dave, they are monsters. See for your self.
Mama Lazarou -
My Wife can read your fortune by looking in your toilet Dave.
Le Terrible Enfant Oisseau -
Part boy, part bird. I won him from a voodoo cheif in Africa.
He tried to fly away so I broke his wings .

SPECIAL SHOW -
I can force all of these cursed creatures to strip bare and dance for you
up close and in the most dreadful spectacle I call...
THE FULL MONSTER

Plus: Win a goldfish, Guess the giant's weight and Buy some pegs Dave.

*Autoon Sprau Kana Tikfana San Duor Bu No Sarasmee?