The Golden Girls-Designing Women

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" rowspan="3" width=110 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <U>all things online>></U></div> <div> <B>Site</B></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Whats New Site and Celebrity News"><U>What's New</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="ArtSketchesDoodlesMy Work"><U>Art</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id4.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="WritingsScary NovelsShort StoriesPoemsSc"><U>Writings</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id5.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="All You Ever Wanted To Know About MeFAQS"><U>Biography</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id2.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Personal PicturesMeFriendsFamilySchool"><U>Personal </U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id2.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Personal PicturesMeFriendsFamilySchool"><U>Pictures</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id6.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="History of ALLTHINGSonline"><U>Site History</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id7.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="EmailAddressSnail Mail"><U>Contact Me</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id8.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Golden GirlsDesigning Women"><U>Misc.</U></A> </div> <div> <A HREF="id9.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Celeb LinksFriends Links"><U>Links</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="http://boardserver.mycomputer.com/list.html?u=Tim17&f=1" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://boardserver.mycomputer.com/list.h"><U>Message</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="http://boardserver.mycomputer.com/list.html?u=Tim17&f=1" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://boardserver.mycomputer.com/list.h"><U>Board</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id23.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Pro News ONLINE"><U>Pro News</U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="1af56640.jpg" border=0 width="86" height="100" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=25 BGCOLOR="#111111" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <bR> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" height=430 colspan=2 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B><IMG SRC="037647f0.jpg" border=0 width="100" height="127" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> Lorraine Swanson</div> <div> Have you seen this woman? You may have seen her in the local grocer's arguing over the wonders of a mini cup with granola in it. She may have inquired, "What'ya spose that is?" or "God that's cute." Maybe she even went as far as saying, "You could use that for all sorts of things." Did you watch 'Who Want's to be a Millionaire' last night? If so you could have seen this woman win 100$ in the hot seat. Which by the way, "What'ya spose that's made out of?". Lorraine tried to get some help from the audience and her husband but was outta luck on both counts. "Say, I'll ask these nice folks over here." "Carl, Carl, Carl. Yeah, I'm right here." But that wasn't the last of Lorraine. She went to Vegas. "Luck be a Lorraine tonight." She tested out the buffet. "What's this new dish he's puttin in there now? A three bean salad!" But ole Lorraine should have known better than to taste that jalepeno pepper. "Gaaaaaaaawwwwwwddddd that's hot!!"  Lorraine didn't let it get to her though. She alway's seems to be on the search to buy something. Whether it be at a yard sale to purchase some tacs, or to buy a car for sale, "P-p-p-pine, pine tree. A pine tree." Who could forget the "Mega-what, the megaphone" that she got from the Knick-Knack store. "Say whatcha got going on here?" "Yeah three years." The last stop on the bus known as Lorraine was at a Mattress Warehouse. "Someone peed it up something awful. Peed the dickens out of it." "Well you know, gotta see if there's enough room for me and Carl, the dogs and the 'nck' farrot." So if your ever at a yard sale, a buffet, the grocer's or even in the audience of a famous game show, and you here a 'nck' and a cough followed buy a "Huh?" Then you know, Lorraine Swanson is on the move. </div> <bR> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=25 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div>   </div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>