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NOTE: any question Marks that are in brackets mean that I couldn't understand what was said.
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Ugly Girl. The Miaka Hate Theme Song.
(Start, Theme song.)
(Spoken)
(Cute Guy in Porsche) Want to go for a ride?
(Miaka) Sure Ken!
(Cute Guy) Well Forget it!
(Miaka) I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl.
Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere,
unwanted facial hair..
I'm a relation, to Frankenstein's Creation!
(Cute Guy) You're so ugly you disgust me.
(Miaka) I'm a bland homely girl, all alone in the world. I'm as flat as a board, thin and lanky!
(Cute Guy) You're no doll, get a troll, were you hit by a train? Won't go near you cause your breath is skanky!
(Miaka) Don't get touched I'm afraid, Cause guys say, I'm an eyesore! (?) Whoa Oho!
(Miaka) I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl.
Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere,
unwanted facial hair..
I'm a relation, to Frankenstein's Creation!
(Cute Guy) You're so ugly you disgust me.
(Miaka) Boo Hoo hoo ya..
(Cute Guy) You're so ugly you disgust me.
(Miaka) Whoa woo !
(Miaka) (Spoken) Oh lets go and have some fun Ken!
(Cute Guy) Sorry your just to damn Ugly!
(Miaka) Oh Screw you Ken!
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(Narrator) Miaka is back in the real World, yes Mika is now back in the world where she can't dream about all the guys falling in love with her, and nobody's there to save her from rapists, drowning in rivers, and no best friend to tell her to stop eating like a pig. Yes this Porker is about to get a big douse of Reality!
(Shot of the Klutz walking and eating an apple.)
Miaka was and always had been a Scatter brained ditz. Though this time she tried to hide it in the city where she resided, it was hard. She had been finally cast out of the Kingdom, and the magic wore off. In other words she was a normal girl. She missed her friends and dreamed that one day she's meet with them again, but she knew she never could. Not since she tripped in front of the Emperor and spilled the tea all over him. The hot scalding green tea that stained his best robe.
"Miaka! You baka Klutz! You are here by banished from my kingdom! And may it be noted I am more beautiful than you!"
The voice rang in her head, and the insult slapped her in the face.
So alone she went, and soon found her way back into the city of the real world and just as was her luck, it was the first day of School.
As it was that guy who had sat in the library reading the musty book about her very adventures came walking out of his house and Miaka as always ended up looking at him with a look of longing in her eyes. He was pulling on an over coat and crashed right into her.
"Oww! It hurts! It hurts!" Cried Miaka as she landed on her butt and scrapped the palms of her hands on the cement.
The man looked down on her and then sweat dropped. Thinking. 'My god, they must have broke the mold on that thing, it's ugly!' But being polite as he was he helped her up and gave a smile of total kindness. He tried hard not to laugh, but soon he couldn't help it. He burst out laughing.
Miaka looked at him and sniffed. Why was he laughing at her, he crashed into her. She reasoned, she was about to ask when she heard a car horn and the man turned. Miaka turned too and saw the driver. To her amazement it was the school nerd.
"Yo Sensei! Want a lift?" Screamed the boy with the geeky glasses pushing them up to his face with his index finger.
"Hai! Arigato!" Said the man.
Sensei.. Sensei.. Now that was just great, she realized. If the School Nerd who happened to be in the same class as her called him Sensei, she had a crush on a teacher.
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(Miaka Hate Commercial.)
Do you find yourself asking, "Why does Miaka have to win all the time?" If so then your in the right place. For this is the Baka Miaka No Odango Atama series. Where all Miaka Haters (Including myself now.) can laugh at her, and get their fill of total satisfaction of watching her pride and social Life go down the drain! Sit back and Enjoy Minna San. For "Baka Miaka, no Odango Atama." Is just beginning?.
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(Shot of Class room, and Miaka looking at her teacher.)
'My he's so cute! I wish I could jump him and kiss him.' Miaka thought. As she goggled at the man wearing the nice suit and held a Pointer stick in his hand pointing at a map.
Oblivious to the students around her, Miaka sat and drooled, literally drooled all over her desk as she daydreamed about making out with her Sensei. (For those with Hentai minds I leave the imagination to you.)
Just then she snapped out of her daydream, and heard the Sensei talking to her.
"I'm quite flattered Miaka that you want to make out with me on a shoreline of the ocean, but I must say that you?re the ugliest girl there is. I wouldn't even kiss your cheek if you we're the last girl on earth." Then came the laughter. Miaka felt cold all over and then came the flood gates. She started to bawl her eyes out at the insult.
"Demosa Sensei, demosa.. Anno but Miaka is not just the ugliest girl she's the homeliest!" Said a boy who sat behind her.
Imagine that, people were actually mean to her. This had turned into a bad day after all. Miaka literally wanted to crawl under a rock and die. She sniffed again and stood up. She glared at everyone even the Sensei with his now mocking smile and mocking laughter in his eyes. It was a standoff. Just then the boy behind her flipped up her skirt and then made a noise of wreatching.
"Iiee! Miaka don't you change your underwear? It stinks down here!" Miaka flushed. He had found out her secret. She calmly turned around and made to slap him but he was already standing.
"Harlot!" He said as he tossed out his hand and grabbed her breast. "No wait, even harlot's are better looking then you. My god Miaka you?re as flat as a board! And probably easy to nail too! But you'll never get nailed, your too ugly!" The boy cackled and laughed with the other students as Miaka ran from the classroom. Away from the laughter and away from the coldness she that had surrounded her. She soon started to make herself believe that the next day would be better, but little did she know. It was going to get worse before it got any better.
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All I know is that my mind went totally crazy, as I listened to that song again. I just couldn't help but write this as a tiny experiment. Gomen for the Lemon feel to it. But how else can I break the spirit Of Miaka the Fake? Ehh, all I know is that I should make the next Experiment funny and not so Lemon Scented. But I couldn't help it. ^^
I hope you and any other MIAKA HATERS you shared this with liked it.
Miaka sat there on the chair looking at the TV. The commercial blinked it's bright lights and fancy lettering. It was the Prime time advertisement for her favorite show. Miaka sat there eating a bowel of popcorn. It's no wonder she didn't get fat with all the junk she had been packing away. Just then her phone rang.
"Aww! I was watching my show! Baka!" She glared at the phone. Then shrugged and picked it up. "Moshi, moshi." She said into the receiver.
"Uh yeah is this the home of Miaka?" Asked a male on the other end.
"Hai!" "Ok good then. We are doing a survey. On what people believe. Now Miss Miaka what do you believe in?"
Miaka lifted her eyebrows in question. What was she going to say? That there were like 7-8 guys in a fairy tale book that all loved her? No way this guy would believe that! She bit her lip then slowly formed an answer.
"I believe in the freedom of speech, and that one day people won't laugh at me all the time."
"Nani? Can you repeat that?" Asked the voice.
Miaka repeated and then frowned. "Wait a second I know that voice. Aki, is that you?"
"No."
"Oh." Miaka said as she bit her lip and sighed. "Well if that is all I'll let you go." She said as she pulled the receiver away from her ear.
"Oh no! No don't hang up yet!" Said the boy but to no avail. All he got after that was a dial tone.
Miaka sat on the couch lost in thought, she knew she heard that voice before. It sounded almost like Tamahome. But no that couldn't be. Tamahome was back in the book. That strange book where she had found her love, and her best friend had tried to kill her, becoming her mortal enemy. Her eyes squinted as she picked up the remote to the T.V and turned it off. "Tamahome.." She said as she closed her eyes and curled up on the couch. It all sank in, she would never get to see Tamahome again. She was banished from that strange land, on the words of the Emperor being more beautiful than her.
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