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FAT BASTARD
"I'm deeed sexxxxy!"
"I'm higher up on the food chain than you!! GET IN MY BELLLLY!!!"
Fat bastard is a disgruntled, scottish guard who works at the english ministry of defense and weighs one metric ton; hence the name. He helps Dr Evil in stealing Austin Powers Mojo and even shags Felicity Shagwell! And throughtout the movie, he is the only person who seems to be overweight for his age and he was born out of wedlock!!