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The Original Ray Kowalski Quotes From Due South:

I've collected these Duesies from the Duesies Project, the Due South and CKREB mailing lists (with a lot of work), and I have now added many more of my own. I have gone through and listed each by Episode, and if the list seems familiar it was because I recently posted most of it to the CKREB. If you know of any more good Stan Quotes, or have found any discrepancies, e-mail me at: rebelwithoutacomb@yahoo.ca  Thanks.

Burning Down The House:

 
"Things just haven't been the same since you left, Fraser."  (BDTH)

"Is there a karma-chi-love-thing happening there or what?" (BDTH)

"What is he doing to me, the things he's doing to me. He is doing disgusting
things to my ear." Said while Dief licked SRK's ear. (BDTH)

"Get off me, EXCLAMATION MARK!!!!"
SRK finally pronounciates to Dief. (BDTH)

SRK: "Hey, I like to shake things up. Routine is the silent killer."
BF: "I thought that was high blood pressure?"
SRK: "Nah. They changed that."
BF:"When?"
SRK: "While you were on vacation." (BDTH)

"Word of advice: Your tongue. Electricity. Not a good mix." (BDTH)

"Hardy ha ha." (BDTH)

"We're like a one, two punch, a duet, you set them up, I knock them down,
you set them up, I knock them down." (BDTH)

"How to become a Canadian in 10 easy steps: step 1..get a big hat;
step 2.. lick electrical sockets..." (BDTH)

"Cough up a name or it's all aboard for fun time, I will kick you head all
over this room" (BDTH)

SRK: "What is this? Some kind of super fire?"
BF: "No. You shouldn't have pressed the hot wax option." (BDTH)

"Do not touch my inner thigh and calf !" To Fraser. (BDTH)

"I am all over that!" (BDTH)

"They said he was--- he's not agile. He fell off the car!"
Stan, to himself, after Fraser falls off the burning Riviera. (BDTH)
 

 Eclipse:
 

SRK: "DON'T MOVE!"
BF quietly:"Hi Ray." Said while Stan turns around to find that
he's pointing his gun into the face of Fraser.  (Eclipse)

"For me, it was always Steve McQueen."
Stan talking about the orgins of his name.(Eclipse)

"But at no time did they say you'll be working with a Mountie
who's got a wolf that's a florist." (Eclipse)

"Are you unhinged?"    (Several Episodes, Eclipse)

SRK: "You *are* unhinged..."
BF: "You think?" (Eclipse)

"I'm not leaving, period. Dot it, file it, stick it in a box marked done." (Eclipse)

""Pretend you're a woman, okay? Do you find me attractive?" Stan asks Fraser.  (Eclipse)

SRK: "What's this number?"
Internal Affairs Cop: "360."
SRK: "No, it's not. It's a 36 with a happy face." =) (Eclipse)

"You're a freak." (Several Episodes, but especially at the end of Eclipse)

 

I Could Have Been A Defendant:

 
"I repeat myself under stress, I repeat myself under stress." (ICHBAD)

"Fraser, I wish you wouldn't do that. Sorta gives it away."
(Muttered to Fraser after he taps on the 2 way mirror while SRK is
interrogating a perp. ICHBAD)

"Of course he's frightened. That's me, that's my thing. On the inside, I'm
a poet. On the outside, ummm, shake bad guy, shake." (ICHBAD)

BF: "I'd like to talk to him."
SRK: "Torture. That's a good idea. I never thought of that."
BF: "That's... that's very funny, Ray." (ICHBAD)

"Polite cop, bad cop, just might work." SRK mutters. (ICHBAD)

"There were shooter's everywhere, you know what that's like, "you hunker." " (ICHBAD)

"One thing I know, I hate when someone tells me to go to my room,
not when I'm in the middle of something." (ICHBAD)

"I could do that, I choose not to." (ICHBAD)

SRK: "If I do this, I wanna badge. A tuck in on the floor, I hurt my back badge."
BF:"I'll get you one."
SRK: "Okay." (ICHBAD)

Police Instructor:"What do we do when we have the suspect under control?"
SRK:"Kick him in the head?" (ICHBAD)

On Francesca:
EB: "Here comes my replacement now." Frannie arrives.
SRK:"I'm going to pass a bullet through my brain." SRK says upon finding
out that Frannie will be working at the station. (ICHBAD)
"Oh no, no, she belongs on the Home Shopping Network not at a police station." (ICHBAD)

 

Strange Bedfellows:

 
BF: "You know, Ray, this is the 1890 Illinois Criminal Code."
SRK: "Old laws are the best laws, Fraser." (SB)

"Come on, Fraser, we don't have time to go sniffing hubcaps." (SB)

"Fraser, you know, if I want to know how to track musk ox across
the tundra, fine. But when it comes to the dating habits of the
Stella, I happen to be an expert." (SB)

"The Constitution is a piece of paper. A kick in the head is a jolt." (SB)
Stan after he breaks up a fight between a person working for
Orsini and the leader of the building protestors.

When Fraser whacks the alderman with the car
door -- that soft little "thank you, Fraser." (SB)

"Beat it before I jump Bogart all over you." (SB)

SK: "You think you're smart, don't you?"
SRK:"Nah, you're the smart one, I'm just pretty." (SB)

"I suck"  (SB)

 

Seeing Is Believing:

 
"Nice pile of rocks." (Seeing Is Believing)

SRK:"Hi Stella."
SK:"Back off Ray." (Seeing Is Believing)

Lt W: "Are we boring you, detective?"
SRK: "No, I just see it better this way."
MT: "Probably the way you saw it in the first place."
After Welsh catches Stan shutting his eyes during a discussion. (Seeing Is Believing)

"Cauliflower." (Seeing Is Believing)

"She had the sweetest breath that would start the windmills turning on one
of those old Dutch paintings." (Seeing is Believing)

"Body language happens to be a fact that I am particularly...sensitive to."
While climbing onto/into a chair in a most peculiar way, but with style. (Seeing is Believing)

Lt W"..that's cause you never had Ray working under you, you'd change your tune."
SRK: WHAT?!?
Lt W:"hey, I'd shoot you." (Seeing is Believing)

Lt W: "Occupational homicide, happens every day."
SRK: "At the post office, maybe." (Seeing Is Believing)

Lt W: "What does that body language tell you?"
SRK: "We're sinking." Refering to Stella. (Seeing Is Believing)

"Fraser just once I'd like to say, rack that bad boy, and cover me." (Seeing is Believing)

"I will beat you to death with this empty gun." (Seeing Is Believing)

MT: "Fraser."
BF: (to Stan) "Duty calls."
SRK: "Bellows, more like." (Seeing Is Believing)

 

Bounty Hunter:

 
"You want me to run a plate?  You mean a dinner plate?" (BH)

"Bob...how do you spell that?" (BH)

SRK: "Those kids are immature."
BF: " Well, they're children, Ray." (BH)

SRK: "Listen to you two. You need professional help."
BF: "Psychiatric?"
SRK: "No, cop help." (BH)

"Then we ask 'em questions like, if somebody got whacked we say "'you whack
that guy?"    Kowalski to Janet's kids.  (BH)

"That's not buddies!  I hate you!" (BH)

"You fart hammers pull those weapons in Chicago..." (BH)

"Kiss it, you should be glad he didn't lick it!" (BH)

"Kiss the dirt! Kiss the dirt!" (Several Episodes, BH)

 

Mountie And Soul:

 
SRK: "You admit that I'm right or I'll pop you in the head."
BF: "We're now dealing with logic now, are we?" (M&S)

BF: "Have you seen Ray?"
FV: "Yeah, he said he was going some place to think.
Whatever mythical place that might be." (M&S)

"Those stiffs in the morgue have more curiosity than Mort." (M&S)

"I don't get that. Do you get that? I don't get that !" (M&S)

???:"Hey what's up'?"
BF:"...Ray's hair is up..."  (M&S)

SRK:"[He's] a bare knuckle fighter."
BF:"Uh, no Ray, I only wrestle bears." (M&S)

"That's D-U-M dumb." (M&S)

BF: "And you feel better?"
SRK: "Ah yeah, I feel better."
BF: "Mentally and spiritually, I presume, because your
physical condition is truly appalling." (M&S)

 

Spy Vs. Spy:

 
BF: "It's sad and pathetic to watch a grown man gloat over besting a dog."
SRK: "You have your hobbies. I have mine." (Spy Vs Spy)

"Pitter patter  let's get at 'er!" (Spy Vs Spy, Several Episodes)

"If you lick anything, I mean *anything*, I am gone!" (Spy Vs Spy)

"Ah Fraser, that is the most disgusting thing I have ever glimpsed." (Spy Vs Spy)

BF: "I hope Francesca doesn't mind me using her station."
SRK: "Yeah, right. She'll never wash the keyboard again." (Spy Vs Spy)

"The turtle and the wolf are natural enemies, Fraser!" (Spy Vs. Spy)

"I don't like old people sleeping in my bed, they smell funny." (Spy Vs. Spy)

"I live by my wits, a calling that affords me at times no great measure of
security." (Spy Vs Spy)

SRK: "Fraser, do you think I'm losing my hair?"
BF: "It's full-bodied and bushy, Ray." (Spy Vs Spy)

 

Asylum:

 
"A man with style is a man who can smile." (Asylum)

That little "Ohh" when he's getting padded, it always gets me. (Asylum)

"FRASER!!!!!!!!!" (From the beginning of Asylum)

"Could you please leave the room before I punch you in the head!" To
Turnbull. (Asylum)

SRK: "Anything moves that slow is not a sport."
RT: (Turnbull annoyed) "Not a sport?"
SRK: "This is not a sport. It's housework."
RT: "It is a calling."
SRK: "It may be a pastime, it may even be a hobby, but it is definitely not a sport."
RT: (Turnbull upset) "Do you want to fight?"
SRK: "Over curling??"
RT: "Yes, what if I made fun of baseball?"
SRK: "All right." (Asylum)

"I just made a curling reference. I'm gonna go lie down." (Asylum)

"That is one sick puppy. She needs a valium the size of a cheeseburger." (Asylum)

"I can't go to jail, the food, the conversation, the sexual hi-jinx. I can't
handle it."   (Asylum)

"Not like your favourite toppings aren't blubber and lichen."
A small comment to Fraser on pizza. (Asylum)

SRK:"Did you just question my judgement?"
Pizza Guy:"I did."
SRK:"And what do I have to do?"
Pizza Guy:"You have to hit me Ray."
*WHACK!!*
SRK:"Correct."
Pizza Guy:"Thank you."
SRK:"You're welcome." (Asylum)

 

Perfect Strangers:

 
"I was just being ironical." (Perfect Strangers)

SRK:"So a stewardess in cana...."
BF Interrupts:"flight attendent"...
SRK:"A waitress in the sky..." (Perfect Strangers)

"Look, we're workin' here, Francesca. My super-id is completely
groovy, and if I ever start to drool, you'll be the first one I call, okay?" (Perfect Strangers)

"I wouldn't know this guy if he jumped outta my soup." (Perfect Strangers)

"Ooohhh, the mother ship." Stan say's when he see's RCMP
headquarters. (Perfect Strangers)

SRK:"Leafs suck!"
Scalper: "Leafs rule!"
SRK:"Hawks rule!"
Scalper:"Hawks suck!"
SRK: "You suck!" (Perfect Strangers)

"Home again, home again, jiggety jig." (Perfect Strangers)

"I got a little lost in the tall grass there." (Perfect Stranger)

 

Dead Guy Running:

 
"Stanley Smith, you're our next contestant on Prison World ... Come on
Down!"  After Welsh tells him to clear out the room!     (DGR)

"I play by my own rules, kinda wildcard, kinda kooky." (DGR)

BF: "Well not yet but it might have. It might well be the start of a slippery slope.
SRK: "Oh yes, I believe you are going to hell in a handcart.
BF: "That's not something to laugh about. I may well be." (DGR)

SRK: "Ah... the kids a pyscho! (DGR)

Stanley: "She's a babe, though, huh? The file lady."
Stan: "Hey! That's my sister!"
Stan snapping at Stanley in interrogation room after Francesca comes by. (DGR)

"Hey, what do you think you're doing? The hat's sacred, okay?"
After Stanley tries on Fraser's Stetson. (DGR)

"Let's get him in here and mess with his head." (DGR)

"You're not playin' with a full muckluck, Fraser." (DGR)

 

Mountie On The Bounty Pt 1:

 
"You ever tried to operate a calculator with a hook?"  (MotB Pt 1)

SRK: "what you got?"
Blind guy: "uh....seventy bucks"
SRK: "Seventy bucks?"
Blind guy: "Get an old man a decent meal"
SRK: "Where you gonna get it? Europe?!" (MotB Pt 1)

"Does everybody in Canada know everybody?" (MotB Pt 1)

SRK: "I can't swim."
BF: "The quality of the water alone will kill us."
On top of warehouse from where they must leap to save their lives. (MotB Pt 1)

BF: "Nothing like good honest work. There's nothing like it, is there?"
SRK: "Hell, maybe." (MotB Pt1)

Fraser: "All right, Mr. Instinct."
Sarcastically, and he lets Stan open up a door, and a wall of water rushes in! (MotB Pt1)

"You know what's funny? This is not the room I was looking for. I was
looking for the, um, the skull... The top... The... The front..."
Continuing......"I'll just circum-navigate myself ... and the front must be ... this
way.." (MotB Pt 1)

 

Mountie On The Bounty Pt 2:

 
SRK: "What was that, Fraser?"
BF: "What was what?"
SRK: "That thing you were doing with your mouth."
BF: "Oh, that's buddy breathing. You seemed to be in a bit of, well, having a problem, and I have
excess lung capacity so..."
After Fraser practices buddy breathing on the cop. (MotB Pt2)

"So nothing's changed between us then?"  (MotB Pt 2)

BF:"Would you look at that!"
SRK:"It's a fish!"
BF:"It's a sign, Ray."
SRK:"It's not a sign, Fraser, it's a fish!"
BF:"Well, it's a trout, actually, which is a sign that the water quality
in the Great Lakes is returning to normal."
SRK:"It's not a sign, Fraser, it's a fish! That means the boat's sinking, we're dying!"
BF:"Well, yes, it's a sign of that too." (MotB Pt2)

SRK: "Come on, light another one."
BF: "I think we should save the others for an emergency."
SRK: "And this is what? - a recreational swim?"
Fraser doesn't want to use all his waterproof matches... yet. (MotB Pt2)

SRK: "What do I do with my feet?"
BF: "Just kick, kick as though you were interviewing a suspect."
Fraser teaches Stan how to swim. (MotB Pt2)

BF:"Bloom, close, kick 'im in the head...bloom, close, kick 'im in the head...
bloom, close, kick 'im in the head..."
Fraser's swimming lesson to SRK. (MotB Pt2)

BF: "That was exciting, wasn't it?"
SRK: "Really exciting, Fraser. I can't swim!" (MotB Pt2)

"This is what I love about you, Fraser. That real positive
you-know-everything's-going-to-work-out-fine kind of attitude. It
really butters my muffin." (MotB Pt 2)

"Come on, I don't like this.  They have a big metal ship, we got this
little wooden boat." (MotB Pt. 2)

SRK: (After BF spits out oil.) "What? Found something you can't eat?" (MotB Pt2)

"You shoot a gun...Who in the hell throws a gun?" (MotB Pt 2)

 

Doctor Longball:

 
"I'm going to go out there and try my best and try not to play with myself." (Longball)

BF: "And above all, you must try not to think."
SRK: "Yeah, not thinking. That's what got me into this, Fraser." (Longball)

"I'm seeing the ball really good, actually I AM the ball." (Longball)

"This wolf is the top." (Longball)

 

Easy Money:

 
SRK's Dad: "The hair looks good" Comments to SRK. (Easy Money)


A Likely Story:

 
BF: "It is customary to exchange ghost stories around a campfire in the wilderness."
SRK: "We're not in the wilderness."
BF: "It's an approximation."
SRK: No, it's not, Fraser. We are in a park in the middle of Chicago. I had to step over a wino and kick
two junkies to get here." (A Likely Story)

"Are you talking to me or chewing on a brick, either way your gonna lose
your teeth." (A Likely Story)

Lt W: "Let it go, Detective. Remember, you're only pretending to an Italian."
SRK: "Ciao, sir." (A Likely Story)

"Fraser, I don't know who has less sex, me or
you, but at least, I still think about it..." (A Likely Story)

SRK: "Frannie, you're a woman... apparently. What do women look for in a man?"
FV: "You're asking me? Why, what sick thing are you up to?"
SRK: "I'm just asking. I've got a friend. So, this love-at-first- sight thing. Is it legit? I mean, if you
don't make a good first impression, are you dead in the water or what?" (Stuffs sandwich in mouth.)
FV: "Well, you're not deformed ... or anything... really. I don't know. It really depends. Did
you show her your disgusting tattoo or how far you could spit, or, that charming thing when you kick
holes through the ceiling tiles?" (A Likely Story)

"Let's drag her in here and grill the snot out of her....." (A Likely Story)

"Fraser, that is one dark story." In regard to
Loouuuuuu Skagnetti. (A Likely Story)

 

Odds:

 
SRK: "You know, Fraser, from the second floor, there is always the other option.
BF: "Which is?"
SRK: "The stairs." (Odds)

"We're going to break in, look through her possessions
and use her can without a warrant." (Odds)

I'll go cover the rear. Wake me if anything happens." (Odds)

"Damn it Fraser if you were gonna drop a guy, you gotta say something like,
Ray i'm gonna drop ya." (Odds)

"Don't tell me, Fraser, she's one great lady. She feeds starving
children so we're gonna have to stick out our skinny necks." (Odds)

"I'm not the one with a shark swimming around in my underwear."  (Odds)

"Sculpture doesn't turn my crank."  (Odds)
 

Ladies Man:

 
"Do you want this gun bullet by bullet or do you just want me to pound it
into your head?" (LM)

BF:"Is that standard police nomenclature?"
SRK:"I don't know my clature from my elbow." (LM)

"I would respect you if you would take your 'despondency' and give yourself
a colonic ... we're talking here, OK." (LM)

"So we kill her to avoid bad press, sir? (LM)

Lt W: "Detective, I have never met anyone with as great a capacity to piss off people as you."
SRK: "Just people I don't like, sir."
BF: "Well, no, actually, Ray, even people you do like. I mean if you think about Sandor, who you
beat about the head--" (LM)

 

Mojo Rising:

 
SRK: "You all right?"
BF: "Yeah."
SRK: "Sure you're okay?"
BF: "Yeah, I'm fine."
SRK: "The reason I ask is you're on fire."
BF: "Oh." (Mojo)

"Yeah, you know, you blink, you miss a big wall of fire." (Mojo)

"1. A car got stolen. B. My car." (Mojo)

On Driving:
"This is not driving. This is walking in a vehicle." (Mojo)

On Driving with 'Style':
"Watch the shoulder....*Crack*....clothing adjustment." (Mojo)

On Parents:
"They're like little kids in old bodies." (Mojo)

On Priorities:
"Look this isn't a joke lady. Your husband's in alot of trouble. GRAND THEFT
AUTO....and some stupid federal charges...." (Mojo)

On Mom Ironing for him:
"Are you kidding? Crispy shirts? Look like I work in a bank?" (Mojo)

When Ray and Fraser leave the apartment and Fraser says that he knew Dief
had been there because he smelled him, Ray wants to go back and arrest them...
BF:  "But we have no proof."
SRK:  "Proof? You smelled the dog."
Fraser is walking away...
SRK:  " 'Smelled the dog?'  Fraser, I think I've been working with you too long." (Mojo)

 

Dead Men Don't Throw Rice:
 

"Excuse me Mr. Scumbag, what?  You want a kick in the teeth?"    (DMDTR)

"So you're saying... the car lost molecular integrity?" (DMDTR)

"Do you want me to open up a can of whoop ass on ya?" (DMDTR)

"It's Ray from the material world." q(DMDTR)

"I'm sorry Mr. scumbag, I missed that. What do you want? A kick in the
teeth?" (DMDTR)

 

Mountie Sings The Blues:
 

SRK:"I thought she was good."
Fraser:"Good as in attractive?"
SRK:"I don't care." (MSTB)

SRK: "Have you ever been to Florida?!"
Dunn: "Once, to see Mickey."
SRK: "Did he give you a gun?"
Dunn: "He's a mouse, mister. I was six!" (MSTB)

SRK: "That man has the rhythm of a stick."
To himself, about Fraser's movements while singing. (MSTB)

SRK: "Somebody oughta check that guy's freezer."
Commenting about fanatical fan Carver Dunn. (MSTB)
 

Good For The Soul:

 
"She was never that big on Christmas... or me for that matter."
Stan about Stella. (Good For The Soul)

"Either way, emotional contact, who needs it?" (Good For The Soul)

"Dogs, They have all the fun." (Good For The Soul, and A Likely Story)

SRK: "You, you, have a choice You could have stayed at the consulate. You could have stayed at the
station, or, or..."
BF: "Ray, I was hoping to be able to convince Mr. Warfield to do the right thing."
SRK: "He's a wiseguy. He's never done a right thing in his entire life!"
BF: "Well, maybe now is the time to start."
Goons in car: "{laughing loudly}"
*BAM!* as Fraser and Ray pound hard on the top of the car. (Good For The Soul)

 

Hunting Season:

Say Amen:
 

"You're pretty tough with dogs and kids, how about me?" (Say Amen)

SRK: "Churches make me nervous."
BF: "That's an odd reaction."
SRK: "Well, I'm more of a.... human sacrifice kind of guy."
BF: "Ah."  (Say Amen)
 

Call Of The Wild Pt 1. & 2.:

 
BF: (grinning) "Ray."
SRK: "Ray?"
BF: "Ray Vecchio."
SRK: "Ray Vecchio?"
Fraser is confronted by the real Ray Vecchio for the first time in a year. (COTW)

RV: "Who are you?"
SRK: "Who? Me?"
RV: "Yeah, you."
SRK: "What do you mean?"
RV: "What do they call you?"
SRK: "Who?"
RV: "Am I still speaking English here?!"
Ray, still masquerading as Armando, is trying to interrogate Stan. (COTW)

BF: "It's good to see you, Ray." (smiles)
RV: "It's good to see you too, Benny." (they hug)
SRK: (snidely) "Oh, Benny, that's cute." (COTW)

RV: "So you're me."
SRK: "And you're not you."
RV: "That's a good one. Unlike the clothes."
SRK: "Something wrong with them?"
RV: "Well, nothing if you're a ... bag lady. You see, I had a rep. I was a slick dresser."
SRK: "Oh yeah, like a style pig, you mean."
RV: (grinning) "You kill me, funny guy. I see it's going to take a lot of work to get my reputation back
in place."
SRK: "What place was that?"
RV: "Well, you see, these three goons are gonna get one call each. They're gonna call Vegas. And
when they do, Armando Langoustini is going to go up like flash paper. Time to get my old life back."
SRK: "But that's my life."
RV: "I'm afraid it is."
SRK: "What are you grinning about?"
BF: (putting arms on shoulders of Ray and Stan) "I knew you two would hit it off." (COTW)

Lt W: "Oh Ray."
RV/SRK: "Yeah?"
LT W: "No, I mean, uh... I can see this is going to be confusing, huh? Look, you be Ray Vecchio 'cause
you were Ray Vecchio to start with."
RV: "Right."
SRK: "And, uh, who am I?"
Lt W: "Good question. You can be Stanley Kowalski."
RV: "Stanley Kowalski??" (grinning)
Lt W: "His father had a big thing for Marlon Brando."
SRK: "So, um, I just... uh... okay."
RV: "Later, Stanley."
BF: "Why? What?"  (COTW)

SRK: "You ever feel like you don't know who you are? Like if you weren't around somebody or had
somebody wasn't around you, that you wouldn't be you. Or at least not the you that you think you are.
You know, you ever feel like that?"
MT: "Never."
SRK: "Me neither." (COTW)

SRK: "Where'd they go? (Ray comes up behind him, startling cop.) Hey!"
RV: "Jumpy." (Then Thatcher does it to Ray.)
MT: "It's this place."
RV: "Hey!"
SRK: "Jumpy."  (COTW)

SRK: "You know, Fraser, being your partner has certain drawbacks?"
Fraser: "Such as?"
Clinging to the wing of an airplane in flight! (COTW)

BF: "Ray. You all right?"
SRK: "I'm under 30 feet of snow. How could I be all right?"
BF: "Well, you're alive." (COTW)

"Fraser, I'm not up to this. My idea of health is a cup of coffee ... without sugar."
Complaining about hiking through Yukon wilderness. (COTW)

BF: "When I first came to Chicago. I felt as though I was from another planet."
SRK: "Which you are." (COTW)

SRK: "You gotta push through the cold and the pain and keep moving, 'cause that's what partnership's
all about. There's red ships and green ships but no ships like partnership."
BF: "All right, Ray, you're starting to blither."
As Fraser climbs mountain, with Stan on his back, and Fraser Sr. just hanging around on a ledge to
offer advice. (COTW)

MT: "Fraser?"
BF: (to Stan) "Duty."
SRK: "Barks." (COTW)

SRK : "Ice Field?  What's an Ice Field?"
BF : "It's a Field of Ice."
F.Snr : "The yank misses the obvious sometimes, doesn't he?"
BF: "Sometimes."
SRK: "It's a Field of Ice sometimes?" (COTW)

"Turtles!!!?" (COTW)

SRK: "I've been gassed!" (COTW)

SRK: "My bowels seem okay."
BF: "I'm relieved."
After Stan thinks he got affected by nerve gas. (COTW)