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Top Ten Pretender Sit-Coms
A mention on the Top Ten List if you can name all ten shows!

10.	Jarod takes up the Bongosand Miss Parker starts wearing house dresses, pearls and aprons.
9.	Why Parker? Why jarod? It was business. Strictly business. Heres the deal, to do the pretend, I needed a wife. See, to get a life, I needed his pretend. So what the hell, we up and got married. The only thing we have in common? We irritate each other. Right, enjoy the show.
8.	Broots, Angelo, Jarod, Miss Parker, Bridgette and Debbie become the best of friends, move to New York and drink coffee during their spare time.
7.	Mr Parker and Raines convert The Centre into a law firm, Bridgette is the nosey office secretary, Miss Parker the incredible shrinking lawyer and Angelo the kookey{sp?} lawyer.
6.	On her birthday Miss Parker discovers that her mother isn't dead, just mortal, her father is a book and she is a teenage witch.
5.	Mr Parker starts a magazine, Broots is his personal assistant, Jarod the photographer, Bridgette a former model the office tart and Miss Parker a journalist who works there to be close to her dad.
4.	Sydney and Broots are two widowers that live together. Sydney is obsessivly neat driven mad by Broots' easy ways.
3.	Broots, Jarod, Angelo and Raines are four thrid graders from Blue Cove DE. Broots is in love with Miss Parker but keeps throwing up on her. Everythig Angelo says is muffeled and he seems to be imortal. Jarod is the only Jewish boy in town and Raines isn't fat he's 'Festivly Plump'.
2.	Sydney is the High Commander. Miss Parker is the Weapons Specailist. Angelo is the Communication Link. And Broots is the Intelligence Officer. Their mission is to search for intelligent life ... on Earth.
The Number One Pretender Sit-Com... Here's the Story, of a bitchy lady Who was being mean to some very lovely girls They all look kinda like, their mothers The Ice Queen the most. Here's the story, of a man named Parker Who was torturing three guys of his own They were four men living in the same place And they were all alone. Then the one day when the sheila met the bloke They just knew that it was much more than a hunch That they should wreak havoc joined together That's the way they all became The Centre Bunch!
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Top Ten Muck Up Day Tips - Extra 'I'm finished with school' Top Ten list
{That is, finished except for exams}

11. Fish Oil in your eye STINGS ... Wear goggles!
10: Wear at least 2 layers of protective clothing .... ONE IS NOT ENOUGH - Thank God I thought of that!!
9: Avoid any enemies you may have acquired over the years ... unless you're attacking them.
8: Run away FAST after you have made the attack.
7: Be sure that whatever you have to throw .. throws well.
6: Hard boiled eggs last longer and make a better impression {eg}
5: TAKE SOAP. TAKE SHAMPOO. TAKE A CHANGE OF CLOTHES!!!!!
4: When you see someone aiming for you, and there's no time to run ... DUCK AND COVER!!
3: Even mud and Algae {SP???} make for good weapons.
2: Don't be shy about 'borrowing' other people's 'ammunition'
1: When the going gets tough, and everyone is down to the most disgusting of all their supplies .. GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!