Hi, and welcome to Misao's Oniwabanshu Muffin Recipe! During those long days
of training and fighting, its always great to come home to a basketful of muffins to rid
you of your hunger. Even the leader of the Oniwabanshus needs to eat! So what I've got here is
Misao's own personal recipe of muffins that she gave to me herself!
1 Tbsp. of baking powder
10 buckets of pure lard
2 cups of smushed cinnamon bread
1 cup of milk that's been sitting out so long its solidified
1 egg beaten using the Oniwabanshu fighting techniques
1/2 cup of applesauce
1/3 cup of that sweet and low crap you get from restaraunt tables
23 lbs of butter
HEAT: oven to 400,000 degrees F.
MIX: flour, baking powder, and lard in a large troph. Mix smushed cinnamon bread and solid milk in
another troph. Let it sit for three days. Then stir in the rest of the crap till it smells so bad, you've gotta open up your
windows. Add the flour, baking powder, and lard to the other crap. Mix all of it till it becomes so disgusting looking, you can't bare to
look at it without vomiting. Then pour everything into a huge pan and pop it into the oven.
BAKE: 20 hours or until your oven explodes. Serve it charcoaled to your friends or Oniwabanshu members. Run as they chase you
for trying to poison them.
FINALE: Well, here you have the recipe given to me by Misao herself! (If you've bothered to read this far into the recipe you would have
realized that this whole recipe is a joke).
1 Tbsp. of baking powder
