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Moloch is a greenish-grey
personage with a brilliant, sarcastic wit and a penchant for beheading
(virtually, and sometimes virtuously) those who annoy him or the queen.
He keeps the queen's coffers from becoming too empty by dutifully collecting
a 10-pence tax from each person who makes a grammatical error in the chat
room. He keeps his collection of heads in a special trophy room in the
queen's palace, and occasionally shines them.
Chief of Security:
Egyhon is a demonic,
amorphous blob of slime, known for possessing unsuspecting teachers who
then need to be rescued by broody vampires with souls. He keeps the queen
secure from those who would pester her with requests for "private chats,"
and otherwise annoy her. He is responsible for shining the queen's throne.
He and Moloch have a head-counting contest.
Court Dragon:
Dracos is a colorful personality.
He is very old, and does magic when the mood is upon him. He is wise and
extremely courteous to decent people in the chat room; although, like the
best of us, he sometimes loses patience with nitwits. He is a great one
to have at a party.
Court Jester:
MonkeyUsesTools
is a primate, four years old. He is furry, has semi-opposable thumbs, and
enjoys swinging through trees, lying in hammocks, and dancing. He is autodidactic
and friendly, but easily bored by private-chat-room-seeking-under-aged-humans.
In this, he is not unlike the queen herself. He is kept quite busy by the
demands of the queen to keep her entertained, and thus his chat room appearances
are rare.
Ambassador of the Undead:
Wish is an intelligent
sort of vampire, who has the good taste to agree with the queen regarding
Spike and Buffy, and the creativity to write fanfiction about it. She is
the head and the body of the queen's proofreading staff. She is also campaign
manager of "Spike/Buffy in 2000." She also frequently bears the brunt of
the queen's awful puns.
Lord High Executioner:
Tristessa is the newest addition to the queen's court. She is unfortunately misguided in her admiration of David Boreanaz, but other than that, no fault may be found with her. She does not suffer fools gladly, which is what puts her in service to the queen in the first place. She keeps her tongue and her axe sharpened, and uses both freely upon enemies and annoyances of the queen.
