Face/Off Vs. ...

Every good show has an episode that is extreamly similar to Face/Off.( Yes, I realize some of these were out first.) But the question is: who's is better. We shall compare and contrast the following:
Face/Off vs. the Tick
Face/Off vs. Buffy
Face/Off vs. Xena

Face/Off

the Tick

Winner!:

Who changes:

FBI agent, Sean Archer
Terrorist, Castor Troy

Tick, Arthur,
Carmalita, Chairface,
Tounge-Tounge, Zebra,
Can O'Man, Chromedome,
& misc. mad doctors

the Tick

Why change:

by choice-
to stop a bomb

experiment

Face/Off

Catch Phrase:

But, we're still not having
any FUN!

Spooooon!

the Tick

Gunplay:

oodles-
a John Woo trademark

none

Face/Off

How to tell
who is who:

Sean: puts hand
over faces

Castor: swears

voices

neither

how returned:

little surgery

long compicated process
with many people
in wrong bodies

Face/Off

Best Moment:

Nick Cage on Drugs

Arthur kisses Tick

Face/Off
(the other is
disturbing)

Who knew:

No one
Castor killed them all

everyone

the Tick

Face/Off

Buffy

Winner!:

Who changes:

Sean Archer,
Castor Troy

Buffy,
Faith

Um... tie

Why change:

elective surgery

revenge-
magic device

Buffy

Catch Phrase:

Weeee! What a
predicament!

Five by five.
(I don't get it)

Face/Off

Occupation:

FBI Agent
terrorist

slayer

Buffy

Best Fight:

a gunfight in a church

a fist fight in a church

Face/Off

How to tell
who is who:

Sean: puts hand
over faces

Castor: swears

One dresses like a slut
and the other dresses like a whore
(wait a sec.)

Buffy

how returned:

procedure invovling knives and lasers

it's magic!

Face/Off

Best Moment:

mirror sence

mirror sence

Face/Off
trust me

Who knew:

No one
Castor killed them all

Tara: Willow's "spunky" friend

Buffy

Face/Off

Xena

Winner!:

Who changes:

Sean Archer,
Castor Troy

Xena,
Colista

Face/Off
the names are
easier to spell

Why change:

he's in the FBI, they don't need to explain them selves

revenge-
magic device

Face/Off
Xena has lack of
creativity

Catch Phrase:

Plan B, let's just kill each other

Xena Battle Cry
I don't think there is a spelling for that

Face/Off

Occupation:

FBI Agent
sex fiend

Warrior Slut
I mean Princess

Xena

Costumes?:

What costumes?
They're wearing suits.

What costumes?
You mean they wear clothes?

Xena

How to tell
who is who:

Wicked smile

Wicked smile

tie

how returned:

little surgery

didn't
sucks to be her

Face/Off

Best Moment:

priest felling a choir girl's butt

Joxer gets the crap
beat out of him

Face/Off

Who knew:

No one
Castor killed them all

Joxer, Gabrele, and the damned horse

Xena