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Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Why did the Irishman cross the road?
A: To pass out in the other ditch.
Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans every day?
A: So they can take a bubble bath at night.
Q: What do you call a pretty girl in England?
A: A tourist.
Q: Why did God give Mexicans noses?
A: So they'd have something to pick in the off season.
Q: How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
A: Very satisfying.
Q: Why aren't there any Mexicans on the Starship Enterprise?
A: Because they don't work in the future either.
Q: Why is 'doggy style' a Canadian's favorite way to make love?
A: So they can both watch the hockey game on TV.
Q: What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?
A: Third grade
"Scotland; where the men are men and the sheep are afraid."
