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What's the hardest thing about falling out of bed?
The Floor!
What does the five hundred pound canary say?
Here Kitty, Kitty!
What do you call a lion who loves candy?
A Dentist's worst nightmare.
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because 7,8,9
What Hallowe'en candy do kids like to eat on the playground?
Recess Pieces!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a banana?
A banana that hangs upside down!
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle its funny bone!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita new package of crayons!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty can't play video games as good as me!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex plain later, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma supper be ready soon?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin your candy will make your tummy ache
