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"Hey"
"What's up?"
"I couldn't help but notice...you glanced at me"
"Is your dad a thief, oh crap, I forgot the rest, bye"
"Your eyes are from the moon, wait, out of this world, CRAP, bye"
"Chicks dig me; I wear colored underwear."
President Clinton's newest pickup line..."Hey baby, can you keep a secret?"
"I can part my hair with my tongue."
"Hi, I make more money than you can spend."
"Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."
"That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed."
"Hello my name is Bill. Remember it because you will be screaming it later."
"Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick."
"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."
"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"
"I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it."
"I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter."
"Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?"
"The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue."
>Guy: "Would you like to dance?" >Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you" >Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
"Hey babe, wanna get lucky!?"
"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."
"My girlfiend's pregant, will you go out with me?"
"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you. "
"Pardon me, are you in heat?"
"What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?"
"You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear."
