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Why do people say "tuna fish?" They don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird".
Why do people sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" when they're already there?
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
Should vegitarians eat animal crackers?
If a stealth bomber crashes in the forest, does it make a sound?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the special olympics?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
When you choke a smurf, what color do they turn?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
