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So much for a secret identity, huh? Ok, so there you have it... I'm Linda! By the way, if you are wondering, Linda + Asia = Linasia! Pssst... if you happen to be a mad psycho-maniac, crazed stalker-dude or even just a plain lunatic, please disregard everything on this page, in fact... go to another page all together =) I am actually a 7'2" undercover FBI agent and part-time 367lb sumo wrestler... full of neat disguises, like the one on the left, so beware! Thanks for stopping by, come again...um, like in five minutes...actually, make that two =)
Known Criminal Aliases: Linda, Linasia....shhhhh...don't tell anyone...
Age or lack of: 21. Actually, I am still a 21-year old trapped inside a 16-year old...
Birthday: August 15, 1978: a summer baby! Me a Leo--supposedly friendly, you think?
Identity: I am Chinese, but I look, been mistaken...er, disguised as many different Asian personas...
Gender: Hey! don't tell me you don't know?! For those of you who really can't tell -- I am a girl!!
School: College junior...impersonating an aspiring actress with a masters in Disney's animation...
Home: California, US, right by the house next to my house, next to the other house...near my house.Take a Nap, you look like you need it...bad!
Hope you enjoy my web sites! Pretty please sign my dreambook and feel free to drop me an e-mail sometime. If you signed my dreambook, "Thanks a bunch!" It's a killer business out here, glad to know I'm on your hitlist =) Remember: "Don't take life too seriously, it's not permanent!" Come back now you hear, I'll be sitting here--waiting....or maybe not =) Bu-bye peeps! -- Linasia
