The crowd goes wild [crowd going wild] Yup, that's right, we last left off with Supergirl and Superman in the middle of a game of "TUG of WAR." Who do you think is thEE most super, the Man of Steel or Supergirl?! Let's check out the action....

Supergirl: ........sorry Superman, this is getting ridiculous [Supergirl starts cracking up and loses her balance]. Superman getting the longer end of the rope almost flings Supergirl in the mud, but Supergirl gets back up and with her super strength wins the tug of war!!! See I told you Supergirl would win!
Superman: Superman with his super speed [even while muddy] whips around and around Supergirl with the tug of war rope and ties her up snug! So ha!
Supergirl: Supergirl strategically wiggles her way outta the rope, swiftly disappearing and comes back even swifter. Caught by total surprise, Superman slips into the mud and Supergirl wins!
Superman: Superman being super smart, senses Supergirl's trickery and spins around before she realizes what happens and scares her. SUPER-BOO!
Supergirl: Supergirl is shocked at first, but starts laughing at Superman's sorry attempt, which shocks Superman and in turn, Supergirl knocks him into the mud and wins! Haha!
Superman: I'm not done yet! Even as he falls, Superman reaches out and catches Supergirl's leg and pulls her into the mud too [smiling smugly]! TIE!
Supergirl: But then Supergirl does her superspin and flings all the mud onto Superman and voila, we have a winner! And Supergirl, being a super winner person, offers her hand to Superman and helps him outta all that filthy mud!
Superman: Being super-quick, Superman sees the mud coming and inhales a super breath and blows all the mud off to the side, making sure not to get any on Supergirl. Superman would never let a girl get dirty, he'd rather lose than do that!
Supergirl: Supergirl so awed by Superman's sweetness, she loses! dope!!

People, what was Supergirl thinking here?! Well, I guess Superman wins this round, but not for long...

Supergirl: Oh, yeah! Wanna fight?!
Superman: Yeah, I'll kick your butt!
Supergirl: I'll wack your butt before you kick mine!
Superman: Superman runs round and round creating a whirlwind that sweeps Supergirl off her feet and suspends her in the air, ha ha ha!
Supergirl: Supergirl takes this to her advantage and flies to the nearest garlic store and starts super chomping on onions and garlic. She then flies back and starts smooching Superman, catching him totally off guard and grossing him out completely!
Superman: Supergirl forgets herself and that Superman's Italian--he loves garlic and onions! This taking her by surprise, he wraps his arms around her and holds her tight [she melts].
Supergirl: Supergirl can't stop laughing so hard, she must escape from Superman and flies to an unchartered island to catch her composure...
Superman: Superman, knowing where she's going, quickly beats her there and changes into his super-thong bikini [she stares in amazement].
Supergirl: Supergirl has to fly off to outer space where she can laugh at 3000 decibles at Superman's expense. She laughs so hard she flies right smack into Superman [fully clothed again] and knocks him unconsious. Supergirl flies back to earth and changes back into her secret identity, whom Superman does not know, even if he says he does because he doesn't because Supergirl is very slick and Superman has no idea how slick. Superman looks for Supergirl, but to no avail...
Superman: Knowing she's slick [even after she insists he doesn't know], Superman decides to try and find that mild-mannered Supergirl lookalike. Aha! Using his supervision, he finds her! He grabs her hand and spins her around faster and faster......she magically changes back to Supergirl! Ha gotcha! Superman jumps on top of her and starts tickling her furiously, but gently. She laughs so hard she gives up!
Supergirl: Actually, midnight approaches and Supergirl has to be back to her mild-manner self. Oh oh, gotta go! [blowing a kiss]
Superman: [Catching the kiss in midair and placing it squarely on his lips in a single bound]

The Superheros part. The next day, Supergirl is all alone and totally bored because there are absolutely no bad guys to fight with, disgusting isn't it? Unaware, Supergirl is sitting alone on a riverbank when Spiderman enters.....

Spiderman: Hey, what 's up Supergirl?
Supergirl: Oh, hey there Spidey! Nothing, just thought i'd rest up...can I ask you a personal question?
Spiderman: Nuh uh.
Supergirl: Ok, you never told me how you became a superhero?
Spiderman: The name's Peter Parker, news photographer for the Daily Bugle. One day while studying spiders, one of them gave me a nasty bite of radioactive poisoning.
Supergirl: Ouch! That sounds horrid! [Yes, she really said that].
Spiderman: Tell me about it! I've had strength of a spider ever since, not to mention the agility and speed.
Supergirl: Wow! Cool!
Spiderman: Oh oh.....my spider senses tell me I've got an octopus to catch.
Supergirl: Oh boy! Have fun, see ya Spidey!

Spiderman swings off to battle the mighty octopus, meanwhile Superman enters the scene...

Supergirl: Awe nuts! Some people have all the fun!
Superman: Who was that Supergirl?
Supergirl: Oh, that was Spiderman. He's off on another adventure! Not much happening here, I'm bored to death! Did we accidently kill all the bad guys or something?
Superman: Yeah, it's been pretty quiet....too quiet...
Supergirl: Oh! Look out Superman!

Evil and darkness befalls the superheros...moments later...

Supergirl: [Supergirl awakens from her momentary blackout] Uhhh, what a nasty headache! Ouch! What the.....[fingers a monstrously huge bump on the back of her head]...how typical...

The evil Peanut Brittle comes stomping down the road. She spots Supergirl....

Peanut Brittle: Hey! What are you doing sitting on my peanut crop! I'm trying to raise an army to take over the world here!
Supergirl: Hello! I just hit my head here! Give me a break!
Peanut Brittle: Hey! What are you doing sitting on my peanut crop! I'm trying to raise an army to take over the world here!
Supergirl: Ummm....we've been over this before you WACKO!
Peanut Brittle: Then prepare to die!
Supergirl: Oh pu-leeese! Now that really isn't necces--

Just then Superman comes to...

Superman: Watch out...that thing is huge! [Superman shoves Supergirl down the cliff!]
Peanut Brittle: Too late...[Peanut Brittle has stepped on Superman]. Lucky for him he's SUPER man....
Supergirl: Heeeeey....... [all the way down the cliff, just then, momentarily, her brain clicks and Supergirl remembers that she can fly "oops" so she flies back up to Superman]. Now you've gone too far! [Spots Superman]. You can't just come in here and squish Superman like that!...although, hmmm...he does look kinda nice that way....heehee, wait--I'm still mad!
Peanut Brittle: You wrecked my peanut crop! Now you must die!

A terrible battle ensues...Supergirl starts kicking some super butt...so Peanut Brittle runs off just in time to live...

Peanut Brittle: I'll get you next time Supergirl..and your little boyfriend too!!!
Supergirl: Oh poor Superman, everything's gonna be ok, ok? Even though you're all squished up, you still look...hey! Where did you... [Supergirl finally realizes she was sentimentally babbling to a bunch of peanut droppings.]

Just then, a dark shadowy figure appears...walking the walk...

Gambit: Hello, my name is Gambit cher......
Supergirl: [Supergirl rushes toward Gambit and superpins him against a tree]. Ok mister, where is Superman and what have you done with him?
Gambit: Superman?!
Supergirl: Yes, about 6 feet, 170 pounds, short, sandy blond hair, blue eyes...currently flat, you can't miss him.
Gambit: Don't know what you're talkin' about cher...
Supergirl: What?! What do you mean you don't know? You were right there--
Gambit: Cool down cher, wanna talk about...uhhh, what do you say...boyfriend troubles?
Supergirl: Hold on, is this what you think this is about?! first off, he is not...
Gambit: Shhh....would you look at that [points down at the cliff].

Supergirl and Gambit watches the WHOLE city below slowly rotting away. Buildings turning a pale, puke orange, then crumbling down to ash. Flowers, and trees, being drained of life, then wilting up, and limping over. Cars rusting out, and falling to pieces. They see a hooded figure, dressed in black floating down the street, he touches a new shiny silver VW Beetle [the lastest edition with 600 CD diskchanger, dual airbags, leather seating, air conditioner, 4 wheel drive, voice automated gagets....] and the lucious silver metal slowly shrivils, turning to ash, blown away by the wind. Gambit gasps recognizing DEATH floating in the city before them...Supergirl also gasps....

Supergirl: That bastard! That was MY silver Beetle!
Gambit: Oh no, not the Beetle!
Supergirl: This bad boy is going down! Just watch me! [flying off at warp speed to kick some Grim Reaper butt!]
Gambit: Wait cher...that is Death!

Supergirl doesn't seem to hear......she rushes right into the face of......Batman!

Batman: Whoa! [Supergirl in her haste flies right smack into him knocking them both out].

Because of Batman's dashing speed and Supergirl's beetle frenzy in the dramatic collision--a few days later, they regain consciousness...

Supergirl: What the heck was that? [Supergirl spots a figure about 73.6 miles away and walks there...again forgetting she had the ability to fly]. Wake up bat dude!
Batman: Oh, hey there Supergirl [wipes the dirt off his batsuit]. You should of seen that huge monstrosity that knocked me out...I tell you that thing was huuu...
Supergirl: That's funny, you should have seen this gigantic freakazoid that attacked me on my way to...[Supergirl starts to get teary eye]. Oh my poor silver bug...
Batman: I heard about your Beetle [hangs head in memory...brief pause]. I'm sorry...is there anything I can do?
Supergirl: Let's go jump the Dead culprit!
Batman: I've got an idea Supergirl! [Hands Supergirl a syringe].
Supergirl: Cool! What do these do? Are we gonna stick these in the Reaper? [Supergirl gets anxious and starts practicing with super needle jabbling motions]
Batman: [Batman grimaces as he watches Supergirl with the needle]. Umm...actually, they're for us.
Supergirl: Hehe--what?! Wait a minute...
Batman: Alfred created it, it's an anti-aging maldoofusationizer le saber--so that Death's touch won't effect us. It will counteract the psychological manifestation of the anaylitical superpostitioning of our lucrativitiness of the waxonmaternalization equalizer that will in turn, erraticate it's milatraniousaxofisholous membo calrisin del la carte deprison and make us invinsible to his touch.
Supergirl: Oh...ok, that makes sense, so let's maldoofusationize us!

And so, the superheros head down to the city, Batman gently reminds Supergirl that she may fly with him instead of dragging his arm and jogging down the streets. In no time, they spot Death doing the moonwalk on top of a yellow Beetle...

Supergirl: Man! That is just wrong!
Batman: I've got it! Hold on to this...[Batman hands Supergirl one end of his bat rope and inconspicuously slides across to the other side of the city with the other end of the rope].

After a couple of months of waiting impatiently, Death finishes his little dance and jumps off the car before turning it to ashes and Batman's plan goes into action and exactly according to plan: Death does his disco turn, walks, slips, trips and falls on his hand--touching himself [ummm...not in that way] and promptly dies.

Supergirl: Yes! You did it Batman!
Batman: [Returning, they do a super jump and high-five each other] and I was beginning to fall asleep!
Supergirl: [Both stomachs growl in unison] You hungry?
Batman: Absolutely, let's party! That reminds us, we haven't showered for months waiting on that Dead guy...
Supergirl: The things we sacrifice for justice...
Batman: Yeah, we probably should head home first and I'll meet you there ok?
Supergirl: Sure! [Batman dashes thru the city and disappears and Supergirl follows lead and flies home].

Supergirl is showered, dressed and ready to go party, but remembers she has no ride--her poor Beetle had been slained. Just then, the doorbell rings...

Supergirl: Oh! [she opens her door and spots a new, fully-loaded Super Beetle in her driveway! Bet you weren't expecting that, heehee...]

Supergirl rushes to the car in a frenzy and spots a note on the windshield. The note reads "Hope you like the new bug Supergirl! P.S. Don't worry about the cost--I'm a multi-gazillionaire, signed B.W." Supergirl elatedly drives her new Super Beetle and meets up with the awesome Batmobile. They go and throw a huge party for all their superpals to celebrate another super victory, but all the lights go off and an unexpected character crashes the party scene...

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