Guy Harris Special Spoof Titanic Mix - My Heart will go on

"It's been eighty-four years.
And I can still smell the Captain's chuff.
The skittle alley had never been bowled in,
And the beds had never been slept in.
Titanic was called - 'Titanic'.
Cos it was ... It really was."

Every night in my dreams,
I see you, I feel you.
That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance
and spaces between us,
You have come to show you go on.

Near, far wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.
Once more you open the door,
And you're here in my heart and
My heart will go on and on.

"This ship can't sink".
"It's made of polystyrene and paper mache, Sir
- I can assure you she can ... and she will
- Cos I said so".

Love can touch us one time
and last for a life time,
And if I let go too, we're gone.

Love was when I loved you
One true time I'd hold to
In my life we'll always go on.

Near, far, wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.
Once more you open the door,
And you're here in my heart and
My heart will go on and on.

"I'm so cold - look at my nipples".
"Listen buddy, you're going to get out of here.
You're going to go on.
And you're going to have a great time - making babies.
And you're going to watch them grow and steal cars.
You're going to die an old lady,
Warm in your bunk-bed with an electric blanket on.
Not in this duck-pond.
Do you understand me ?"

You're here there's nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way,
You are safe in my heart and
My heart will go on and on.

"There were a couple of pedaloes nearby,
And only one got close. One.
There were oh, around four million fish in the water, myself included;
Four million out of fourteen billion.
Oh bugger"

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Words brought to you by R.Venkatesh Feb 1998 - Thanks to Guy Harris

2-Ten FM Special Titanic mix | Original Titanic Song

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