GINA: Attention Rex Manning fans! To your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by manager, Lucas. This young man will be caught. Deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.
DEB: And I talked to god, and she says, "Yo, whassup?". And she wants you to lose the gun.
WARREN: You're psycho. You are psycho. What the hell is wrong with you people? You all belong in the loony bin!
GINA: Well Sinead-o-rebellion! Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior!
DEB: That is so clever. I swear to god, you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.
GINA: And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets. So it's probably a good thing you went with that.
GINA: It's a wonderful look for you, darling.
DEB: Thank you.
MARK: Whatcha doin, man?
AJ: Excercising my veto, man.
MARK: It's only nine o'clock. I mean, are you sure you wanna do that?
AJ: Mark, listening to this crap is guaranteed to make you sterile.
MARK: Well, maybe I wanna be sterile.
MARK: You see, there was this guy here, and he kind of wigged out and everything. But that's besides the point. Because we're having a get-together here tonight. There's gonna be free admission, live music, kids, chicks, the full nine yards, man. It's gonna be some heavy shit. Here at midnight.
REPORTER: We're live on the air right now, sir. That's the story, kids.
MARK: Anybody can come. Here at midnight. Party on, man! Damn the man! Save the empire!
EDDIE: Now, Mark, you gotta understand something here. This music is the glue of the world, Mark. It holds it all together. Without this, life would be meaningless.
