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The Charles Atlas Song
Original Roxy cast version
Frank
A weakling weighing 98 lbs
Got sand in his face when kicked to the ground
His girl split on him
And then in the gym
The sweat from his pores
As he worked for his cause
Made him glisten and gleam
And with massage and just a little bit of steam
He was thin but quite clean
He was in good shape
All
But the wrong shape
Frank
He ate nutricious high protein
And swallowed raw eggs
Tried to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms and legs
Then a magazine advert with a new muscle plan
Said in just seven days
All
What can make you a man
Frank
He'd done pres ups and chin ups
Cleaned and jerked, done the snatch
He thought dynamic tension
Just must be a catch
So he re-read the advert to see how it went
It said in just seven days
All
What can make you a man
