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This is an exclusive interview with Spike and Drusilla, from Entertainment Weekly. It's hilarious, so read on!
EW: Who were you in past lives?
Drusilla: I was a lady. I had ribbons and servants and all sorts of wonderful friends. Later on I ate them all.
Spike: I don't like to talk about it. I was human. That's embarassing enough.
EW: How old are you?
Dru: I'm six years old today. Daddy is bringing me sweetmeats from the shop because he loves me, and I will have a new doll.
Spike: Dru, I think she means now, love. [To EW] She gets distracted. Dru's secretive about her age. I gotta be 150 by now.
EW: How did you meet?
Dru: I made my little Spike...didn't I, love?
Spike: She did. Pulled me right off the street.The moment I saw my Dru, I knew I'd love her 'till I died- which I did about three minutes later.
EW: What skills do you bring to your profession?
Spike: I'm very good at gouging. Eyes mostly. You don't see a lot of good gougers lately- it's pretty well a lost art.
EW: Do you go to movies? If so, what genre do you favor?
Spike: I like the horrifying, can't look-it's-too-awful kind. You know, like Katherine Hepburn saying, "You're my knight in shining armor."- I had to hide behind my seat!
EW: Spike, you have a rather punk fashion sense. Where do you get your clothes?
Spike: I wear what I find. Robbing your victims means never having to do the laundry.
Dru: Sometimes I hear whispers in my ear, and I dream I'll bathe in the moon.
Spike: That's nice, Dru. Try to stay with us.
EW: Spike, you've made some disparaging remarks about Anne Rice- did you read Interview with the Vampire?
Spike: Didn't read it, but we liked the flick. What was all the rumpus about Tommy Cruise as a vampire? He was a lot better than Gary I-have-crossed-the-oceans-of-time- to-be-with-you Oldman. Now, that flick was a wash.There's none of us vampires that poncey.
EW: What music do you prefer? Are you big Portishead fans?
Spike: Portishead? They are so depressing. Live a little people! Me, I like the Butthole Surfers- anything where people use a chain as an instrument.
EW: What's up with Dru's doll collection?
Dru: I've always had my dollies. They're my friends, and I punish them.
EW: Do you collect anything, Spike?
Spike: It'll sound corny, but I collect memories. A long, interesting life with happy memories is better than any possession. I remember one of my favorite times, me and Dru were slaughtering this orphanage...
EW: I'm sorry, we're out of time.
The End
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