While having spent many, many years working as the groundskeeper at Springfield Elementry School, Willie has also tried several other professions, though never earning enough to be able to stick with them.

During a teachers strike, the unbelieveable happened. Willie got the job of replacing the French teacher. Following this, he returned to his chosen profession of groundskeeper, and on several occasions saved the children of the school from over excitement and ill cleanliness.

There was his stint into the foods business, running a fast food haggis stand, specializing in three sizes. Unfortunately for Willie, it didn't catch on. Having lost most of his money, Wille decided to take up mining, after a week of which he ended up joining Chippendales.

An animal lover at heart, Willie spent several years with Greenpeace,trying to help animals big and small.

While working as a curator at a local Scottish war museum, Willie played a role in one of the greatest undercover stings ever, the Scothtoberfest Incident.

Prior to his big break into show business, Willie spent much time slavingaway at Broadway like most young aspiring actors. Unfortunately, his rapidly rising career was cut short by an onstage accident. During his stage days, Willie supplemented his income by working at a hair salon on the side and supervising grave diggers.

And who could forget his action movie / pro-wrestler / track stardays. (Now we know where he got all those muscles from.) Having starred in blockbusters like It came from the Compost Heap, The Tickler, and Nightmare in Springfield his career soon skyrocketed to the top.

Willie also starred in the made for T.V. movie, "The Shinning. Here is an extra clip from the movie.

Following his rise to stardom in the film industry, Willie decided that it was time to make a difference. Several setbacks made his campaign a roughroad. His election campaign solgan did not catch on, nor did his speeches. Willie's hopes of being elected were crushed by the scandle which ensued once a tape of his plan to win the election by eliminating the competition was leaked to the media.

When not working, Willie likes to enjoy one of his many hobbies, amateur home video.

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