Married With Children

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" width=190 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" bgproperties="fixed" background="95560603.jpg"> <div> <B> <A NAME="married_with_children"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B></div> <div> <A HREF="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0092400" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0092400"><U><B>Married With Children</B></U></A></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="b322d160.png" border=0 width="45" height="22" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Moondusteds Wav Universe"><U><B><IMG SRC="91d4c1e0.png" border=0 width="76" height="30" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id65.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Links"><U><B><IMG SRC="91e471d0.png" border=0 width="71" height="29" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id63.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Movies"><U><B><IMG SRC="91f591e0.png" border=0 width="89" height="30" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id62.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="T.V."><U><B><IMG SRC="921791e0.png" border=0 width="121" height="30" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id64.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="New Wavs"><U><B><IMG SRC="94b7d200.png" border=0 width="125" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> </td> <td valign="top" BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <bR> <div> Please <A HREF="mailto:Moondustedswavs@hotmail.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:Moondustedswavs@hotmail.com"><U>e-mail</U></A> me with any broken links</div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tombstone/839/married/blankmind.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tomb"><U><B>Married_blankmind.wav</B></U></A><B> -</B><B> </B><B>(Kelly)</B><B>  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Well, I just let my mind go blank.  (38kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tombstone/839/married/Married_bathroom.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tomb"><U><B>Married_bathroom.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Peg)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>A bathroom is not a room.</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Al)</B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>  Yes it is a room.  It says so in the title.  Bath-room.  From the greek: Bathrockopolese.  (98kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tombstone/839/married/Married_battery.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tomb"><U><B>Married_battery.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Marcy)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Do you know what would happen if men had breasts?</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Al)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>We wouldn't need women anymore.</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Peg)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>And if you had what other men have, I wouldn't need batteries anymore.</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Al)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>That's what happened to my Die-Hard.  (309kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tombstone/839/married/Married_boobie.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tomb"><U><B>Married_boobie.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Al)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Boobie...I saw a boobie.  (7kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/married/Married_enemy.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>Married_enemy.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Peg)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Kids.  Kids, let's not forget that daddy is the enemy here.  (18kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tombstone/839/married/Married_fillerup.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tomb"><U><B>Married_fillerup.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Marcy) </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B> Fill 'er up.  (17kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/married/Married_menwomen.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>Married_menwomen.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Kelly)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Let me tell you something about men and women.  We're liars and you're all idiots.  (47kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tombstone/839/married/Married_remote.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tomb"><U><B>Married_remote.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Al)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>What the hell's wrong with this remote control?</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Bud)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Well, Dad, I'm no electrictian but I'd say the trouble is the T.V.'s gone.  (98kb)</B></FONT></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>