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Married_blankmind.wav - (Kelly) Well, I just let my mind go blank. (38kb)

Married_bathroom.wav - (Peg) A bathroom is not a room.

(Al) Yes it is a room. It says so in the title. Bath-room. From the greek: Bathrockopolese. (98kb)

Married_battery.wav - (Marcy) Do you know what would happen if men had breasts?

(Al) We wouldn't need women anymore.

(Peg) And if you had what other men have, I wouldn't need batteries anymore.

(Al) That's what happened to my Die-Hard. (309kb)

Married_boobie.wav - (Al) Boobie...I saw a boobie. (7kb)

Married_enemy.wav - (Peg) Kids. Kids, let's not forget that daddy is the enemy here. (18kb)

Married_fillerup.wav - (Marcy) Fill 'er up. (17kb)

Married_menwomen.wav - (Kelly) Let me tell you something about men and women. We're liars and you're all idiots. (47kb)

Married_remote.wav - (Al) What the hell's wrong with this remote control?

(Bud) Well, Dad, I'm no electrictian but I'd say the trouble is the T.V.'s gone. (98kb)