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Apu_comeagin.wav - Thank you.  Come again.  (4kb)
Barney_burp.wav - (7kb)
Barney_yoohoo.wav - Yoo hoo.  *Burp*  (32kb)
Bart_God.wav - Today I am a god.  (32kb)
Bart_Ow.wav - Ow, quit it!  (16kb)
Bart_sweetis.wav - How sweet it is!  (60kb)
Bart_wussies.wav - Stand aside, wussies.  (4kb)
Drnick_hieverybody.wav - Hi, everybody!  (15kb)
Flanders_lumberjack.wav - Well, as the tree said to the lumber jack....I'm stumped!  (34kb)
Grandpa_bitch.wav - Oh bitch, bitch, bitch.  (6kb)
Grandpa_stroke.wav - I feel all funny.  I'm in love!  No, wait.  It's a stroke.  (46kb)
Homer_Anykey.wav - To start press any key.  Where's the any key?  (39kb)
Homer_Awwwwcrap.wav - Awwwww crap!  (14kb)
Homer_beer.wav - Mmmmmm...beer.  (5kb)

Homer_boogy.wav - *Scream*  Boogeyman!  (18kb)

Homer_Dammit.wav - Awww dammit!!  (17kb)

Homer_Doh.wav - Doh!  (12kb)

Homer_drunk.wav - I don't know.  Was I drunk?  (25kb)

Homer_dumpsville.wav - Dear baby.  Welcome to Dumpsville.  Population: You.  (60kb)

Homer_failure.wav - Trying is the first step towards failure.  (51kb)

Homer_forbiddendonut.wav - Mmmm.  Forbidden donut.  (59kb)

Homer_Giggle.wav  (10kb)

Homer_gocrazy.wav - (Homer)  No TV and no beer make Homer something something.
(Marge)  Go crazy?
(Homer)  Don't mind if I do!  (100kb)

Homer_halfass.wav - If you don't like your job, you don't strike.  You just go in everyday and do it really half-ass.  That's the American way.  (17kb)

Homer_invince.wav - I am invincible!  Invincible!  Owwwwww!  (51kb)

Homer_Mail.wav - The mail!  The mail is here!  Oooo.  (34kb)

Homer_mrburns.wav - (Homer)  Hello.  My name is Mr. Burns.  I believe you have a letter for me.
(Post Office Guy)  Ok, Mr. Burns.  What's your first name?
(Homer)  I don't know.  (87kb)

Homer_Qtip.wav - Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!  (15kb)

Homer_scream.wav - (10kb)

Homer_sweetcrap.wav - Sweet merciful crap!  (21kb)

Homer_Theysuck.wav - Yeah, Moe.  That team sure did suck last night.  They just plain sucked.  I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.  (57kb)

Homer_Whatthehell.wav - What the hell was that?  (13kb)

Homer_woohoo.wav - Woohoo!!!  (14kb)

Moe_lovegod.wav - Oh!  For the love of God!  (37kb)

Monty_Bah2hell.wav - Bah!  To hell with this!  (12kb)

Monty_damn.wav - Damnation.  (3kb)

Monty_deepdoh.wav - Yes, you're in deep doh now!  (23kb)

Monty_excellent.wav - Excellent.  (23kb)

Monty_Loved.wav - (Monty) I need your help.  I want to be loved.
(Homer)  I see.  Well...I'll need some beer.  (18kb)

Monty_mayihelp.wav - May I help you?  (4kb)

Monty_ogre.wav - (Smithers)  I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir.  People see you as something of an ogre.
(Monty) I will club them and eat their bones.  (14kb)

Monty_sonofa.wav - (Monty)  Welcome.  Come in.  Ah, fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead.
(Smithers)  Sir, you have to let go of the button.
(Monty)  Well, son of a bit....(101kb)

Monty_superputer.wav - You call this a super computer?  (28kb)

Monty_rocket.wav - (Monty)  Smithers.  There's a rocket in my pocket.
(Smithers) You don't have to tell me, sir.  (9kb)

Nelson_haha.wav - Nelson's infamous laugh.  (5kb)

Simpsons_Ramonessong.wav - The Ramones singing Happy Birthday to Mr. Burns.  (78kb)

Simpsons_angelofdeath.wav - I am the Angel of Death.  The time of purification is at hand.  (45kb)

Wiggum_jackass.wav - Well, your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass.  (84kb)

Willy_bonjour.wav - Bonjour!  (21kb)

Willy_mayor.wav - If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill a whole lot of ya and burn you to cinders.  (39kb)

Willy_weeturtles.wav - If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?  Ahh...save me from the wee turtles!  They were too quick for me!  (23kb)