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Austin_carnies.wav - (Austin)  Only 2 things scare me, and one is nuclear war.
(Basil) What's the other?
(Austin) Carnies....circus folk.  Nomads, you know.  Smell like cabbage.  Small hands.  (393kb)
Austin_hello.wav - Hello, hello.  (21kb)

Drevil_angry.wav - That makes me angry.  And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset.  And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset...people DIE!!  (125kb)

Drevil_bigglesworth.wav - Come, Mr. Bigglesworth.  (23kb)

Drevil_killscott.wav - Actually, the boy's quite astute, I really am trying to kill him.  So far, unsucessfully.  He's quite wiley like his old man.(189kb)

Drevil_laugh.wav - Dr. Evil laughing.   (27kb)

Drevil_boss.wav - Throw me a frickin' bone here.  I'm the boss...need the info.  (14kb)

Drevil_fbone.wav - Throw me a frickin' bone here!  (27kb)

Drevil_failure.wav - Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate
failure.    (55kb)                                   

Scott - Arcade - (Dr. Evil)  How was your day?
(Scott) Well, my friend, Sweet Jay, took me to that video arcade in town,  right, and they don't speak English there.  So, Jay got into a fight and he's all "Quit hassling me cause I don't speak French" or whatever and the guy says something in Paris talk and I'm like "Just back off" and they're all "Get out" and we're like "Make  me"...it was cool.  (193kb)

Scott_psycho.wav - Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho!  (53kb)