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Mp_elderbry.wav -  Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries.  (55kb)

Mp_fleshwound.wav - (Arthur)  Look, you stupid bastard.  You've got no arms left.
(Black Knight) Yes, I have.
(Arthur) Look!!
(Black Knight)  'Tis but a fleshwound!   (61kb)

Mp_loony.wav - (Black Knight) I'm invincible!!
(Arthur) You're a loony!  (31kb)

Mp_newt.wav - (104kb)

Mp_rabbit.wav - That's no ordinary rabbit!  That most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!  (76kb)

Mp_Runaway.wav - Run away!!  Run away!!  (147kb)

Mp_wtratio.wav - It's simple question of weight ratio.  A 5 ounce bird cannot carry a 1 pound coconut!!  (77kb)