brainsass.wav - Where are your brains? In your ass? (16kb)
Delta.wav - (Thanks to my friend Eric for this one!) (900kb)
Drinking.wav - My advice to you: Start drinking heavily. (57kb)
drjeckle.wav - Ok, so here's the question floatin' through my mind. Why the fuck did you bother coming in the room? We weren't out there bothering you but you decided to come in here and bother us. Well, there's something you don't understand, motherfucker. This is OUR ROOM, you know? If I could reach through that fuckin' computer right now, I would grab you by your fuckin' neck and squeeze until your fuckin' eyeballs popped out. I would just come down there and just pound your fuckin' head into a wall. Maybe shove the fuckin' keyboard up your ass while I'm at it, you know? People like you really piss me off. You come in here, you fuck with us, you get mad at us because we fuck with you back and then you wonder why. Well, I'll tell you why. Cause your an obnoxious, dick-sucking fuckhead, that's why. Now get the fuck out of my room before I get mad. (373kb)
head.wav - Alright, now you're using your fucking head! (19kb)
Hook.wav - The hook is the sharpest thing on this boat. (46kb)
IQ.wav - Your IQ must be this high to ride. (78kb)