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afk2p.wav - I have to go to the bathroom.  I can't think straight is how bad it is.   (56kb)  
anklesex.wav - How 'bout I bend over and grab my ankles and you see if you can make me purr?  (171kb)
BillNye.wav - Bill Nye the Science Guy theme song.  (316kb)
boing.wav - A boing sound.  (3kb)
boing1.wav - Another boing sound.  (7kb)
boing2.wav - Yet another boing sound.  (15kb)
boing3.wav - One more boing sound.  (4kb)
brainsass.wav - Where are your brains?  In your ass?  (16kb)
Delta.wav - (Thanks to my friend Eric for this one!)  (900kb)
Drinking.wav - My advice to you:  Start drinking heavily.  (57kb)
drjeckle.wav - Ok, so here's the question floatin' through my mind.  Why the fuck did you bother coming in the room?  We weren't out there bothering you but you decided to come in here and bother us.  Well, there's something you don't understand, motherfucker.  This is OUR ROOM, you know?  If I could reach through that fuckin' computer right now, I would grab you by your fuckin' neck and squeeze until your fuckin' eyeballs popped out.  I would just come down there and just pound your fuckin' head into a wall.  Maybe shove the fuckin' keyboard up your ass while I'm at it, you know?  People like you really piss me off.  You come in here, you fuck with us, you get mad at us because we fuck with you back and then you wonder why.  Well, I'll tell you why.   Cause your an obnoxious, dick-sucking fuckhead, that's why.  Now get the fuck out of my room before I get mad.  (373kb)
head.wav - Alright, now you're using your fucking head!  (19kb)
Hook.wav - The hook is the sharpest thing on this boat.  (46kb)
IQ.wav - Your IQ must be this high to ride.  (78kb)
kissmyas.wav - Kiss my entire ass!  (8kb)
muhahaha.wav -  (19kb)
mutlylaf.wav - Mutly's laugh  (12kb)
niceday.wav - Kill your parents, fuck your friends and have a nice day!  (8kb)
No_thinking.wav - Apparently, the captain has turned on the no thinking sign.  (88kb)
Pinky_afk.wav - If I'm not back in an hour, I've probably made another huge mistake.  (48kb)
pokepoke.wav - Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke!  See, I told you he was awake!  (57kb)
right2b.wav - I support your right to be a moron.  (23kb)
saywhat.wav - Jesus Christ!  Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?  (10kb)
shutup.wav - You shut the fuck up!  I would tell you to kiss my ass, too, but you probably can't find it, you blind motherfucker!  (11kb)
sit_shut.wav - Go sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.  (4kb)
snpydnce.wav - Clip of the Peanuts theme song.  (198kb)
sob.wav - Miserable cock-sucking son of a bitch!  (5kb)
Stupidpeople.wav - (79kb)
whee.wav - (23kb)
Wits.wav - A battle of wits begins.  (44kb)
yourrude.wav - You're really fucking rude, you know that?  (4kb)