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Fguy_bebad.wav - (Stewie)  Time to be bad.  (5kb)
Fguy_damn.wav - (Stewie)  Victory is mine!  Damn you all!  (15kb)  
Fguy_fgburn.wav - (Lois)  Stewie, why don't you play in another room?
(Stewie)  Why don't you burn in hell?
(Lois)  Well, no dessert for you, young man.  (72kb)
Fguy_gin.wav - (Brian) If I can just find a midget with some gin, I'll be in business.  (33kb)
Fguy_jimmy.wav - (Lois)  Very good, Jimmy.  
(Stewie)  Trying to watch the History Channel here.
(Lois)  Try it again.
(Stewie) Not talking to myself.
(Lois)  You're good enough to tackle a Beethoven sonata.  Let me grab the sheet music.  Keep playing.  *Leaves, comes back meanwhile, Stewie kicks his ass*  I got the mu...Oh my God!  Jimmy what happened?
(Stewie)  Yes, Jimmy.  What happened?
(Jimmy)  I fell.    (698kb)

Fguy_partyass.wav - (Brian) You've only got a couple of hours left.  If you're gonna pull a party out of your  ass, you might wanna stand up.(45kb)

Fguy_scooby.wav   - Scooby Doo parody.  (119kb)

Fguy_sprinkles.wav - (Chris)  Do you want some ice cream?
(Stewie)  Yes, but no spinkles.  For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.  (77kb)

Fguy_stewiebath.wav - (Lois)  Honey, hold still and let me bathe you.  You're filthy.
(Stewie)  I'm filthy?  I'm filthy?  You're the filthy one!  What do you say to that? Hm?   Ah.  How dare you!
(Chris)  Hey Stewie!  I see your bum.
(Stewie)  Well take a good look fat man.  While you're at it, take pictures so I'll have something to take to court you wretched, filthy pervert!  (165kb)

Fguy_who.wav - (Stewie)  Who the hell do you think you are?  (22kb)