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A Moment from Hank's Big Day! Hank Goes to the Zoo!
Submitted by: The Janitor 8/31/99 Submitted by: Lorene "Busty" Scafaria
E-mail: lscafaria@home.com
I'm Hank. I put Ham and cheese loaf in my eyelid. It's hard to drive with Rob when he thrusts in my Lebaron convertible. It makes strange testes erupt from my orifices. I'd rather spend time with Erica. Her diarrehea was a swampy mess. If you have lepersy from her too, we are brothers. I rubbed jars of scabs on her. I remember the first time she put it on I faked an orgasm. It was dark so I chaffed some bunghole on her back and ass. She stroked slices of pumpkin between my dick shaft and then out came a sloppy hippopotamus. Here was some fine smegma. She was full of them tonight. One day Hank went to the zoo with Tom Cadmus. Let's go see the Manatees, said Hank. Those faggoty Monkeys are always Jerking off all over. At the cage the Kunath family picked up diarrhea and threw it at Hank and Tom Cadmus. Those burlap bowling balls ! Hank ran toward the cage and said to the zookeeper, Hey anus! Open that cage and let me bloody those lions. Sorry, I can't allow you to squeeze out the animals, said the zookeeper. My Nickels!!!!! said Hank. Give me the cardboard sack or I'll spank you too! Tom Cadmus we'll cream them together! You're a(n) male goon Hank! said Tom Cadmus hotly. Bite me Tom Cadmus. I'd rather suck off a young sailor any day! Then Hank stuck out his wee-wee and was on his way.
A Moment from Hank's Big Day!
Submitted by: Hank
I'm Hank. I put loaf in my nuts. It's hard to drive with Rob when he swings in my Lebaron convertible. It makes strange melons erupt from my orifices. I'd rather spend time with Picone. Her fruit was a swampy mess. If you have gonnohrea from her too, we are brothers. I rubbed jars of suppository on her. I remember the first time she put it on I faked an orgasm. It was dark so I suck some log on her back and ass. She stroked slices of dump between my nail and then out came a sloppy llama. Here was some fine vagina clumps. She was full of them tonight.
bonK!