April 5's Noise: Scoop it!.
   ie... "Yo, Scoop it! I just chowed on the phatest Supreme Burrito and my ass is launching cruise missles!

April 12's Lingo: Jellies!
ie...  Yo scoop it. She had a pair a jellies so nice even Elton John gotta chub!

April 19's Jive: Scram!
ie... "He was all like 'oh you ain't man enough for jellies like dat. I'll ride em like the hippity hops!' and I was all like 'dat's my momma's jellies fool!' and I done kicked em in da scram!

April 26's linguistic lyric: ...Somedin differnet!
Boycott the the use of "U" with "Q" !  Let "Q" stand on its own strange little foot! Imagine the ink that would be saved.  And that savings will be passed on to you the consumer!
i.e..."Keep Qiet!" or Keely Qeefed!

May 15's lexicon: Flesh Cork!
i.e... Yo, scoop it. Dat chick wit the melon jellies was flowin like a V-8 factory so I stopped up the flood wit my flesh cork.

July 15's Blab: Little Orphan Annie 
i.e... -Hey girl you must be Little Orphan Annie cuz I'm Daddy Warbucks, this is my big ole money roll,   and I'm ready to be your daddy!

September 25's Jargon: BonKs! Diminutive woodland elves that live in small huts ingeniously constructed from wild onions. They are green in color and about three apples high. They spend most of their time building a dam that seems to serve no particular purpose, and outwitting the incompetent villians of the forest (including the sorcerer Garlicsmell and his dopey ferret Assreekal). The bonKs are fond of substituting every concievable part of speech with the term bonK!Queer little creatures!
ie.... -"I'll strangle that bonky little hoochey! Bonkette, you'll rue the day you ever gave Roid BonK         
       blue balls!
       -"Yo, chill bro. You're bonkin me out ya know? Here, we'll get bonked on some enchanted skull   
      root.
       -"Hey Bong BonK, you're lucky I don't bonK you a new bonking hole. I gotta go bonk my bonker    
       before I bonk! Arrrhgggh!
       -"Whoa. His bonKing neck veins exploded! This is some good fucking bonK root."

October's Idiomatic Crap:
"Crack of dawn"
iie... -"Yo, you wanna wake and bake, bro?"
       -"Funk dat parsley lookin' shit cracka. I'm hittin' the crack of dawn."

December's Verbal Dump:
"Fruit Stripe"
ie...-"Yo, Vanilla Ice and Snow was kickin' mad flava."
      -"Please, those crackas ran outta flava quicker than fruit stripe."

January's Junk:
"Long in the scrote"
ie...-"So I hear it's Tom's 26th birthday soon."
      -"Yeah, dude's gettin' pretty long in the scrote."

Febuary's Funk Flex:
"Gainful Employment"
ie... -"Hey, why are you always getting up early and out of the house all day?"
       -"I have a job. You know, gainful employment and all."

March's Mouth Mayhem
"Monthly Chatter"
-"Have you seen the hilarious new web site the Monthly Chatter ?"
-"Yeah, it was as funny as a 6'3" man in a short red dress singing the Supremes while kissing a small transvestite Korean"