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Here Are The Responses To My Freakin' Questionnaire
(If you filled out the questionnaire and you're not on here after a little while, write to me and tell me to hurry the hell up, otherwise, fill it out now.)
Name: Jake
Meaning of life: To screw and make babies so they can live their pointless lives, and then they screw and have babies, and it keeps going until our earth's magnetism changes, and the O-zone layer disappears for a while, letting the tremendously harmful rays of the sun into our earth, frying us all. Unless there's some guy living in a cave with air conditioning for a million years
Favorite STD: Herpes
Thoughts of this page: I use it to wipe my ass, but i like it.
Train: I would be wearing nothing, because i would have sex with the nearest chick before i crashed.
Weirdest Experience: Sucking a man's- Wait no... I've had weirder, I'd have to say watching ABOR. You know what i'm talking about.
More Questions?: Actually, I do.
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Name: Dr.
Meaning of life: To work as much as you can just so you can die with a bad back.
Favorite STD: Crabs
Thoughts of this page: CHARISMATIC
Train: A g-string and bitchin socks
Weirdest Experience: touching an electrical ball and gettin a boner
More Questions?: yes
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Name: Iac. Aubepinus
Meaning of life: The meaning of life can be found by looking in the eyes of the tiger before it pounces on it's prey. It is not fear or anger, but survival. Evil means to get to basic rights, survival is the key to the meaning of life. Iac. Aubepinus
Favorite STD: Anyone which i don't have...all of them.
Thoughts of this page: It is better than the Aubepini Domus
Train: Grey Nerhu Jacket, grey pants, petting a white cat
Weirdest Experience: "Nothing" by Iac. Aubepinus
I remember i had a dream where i was walking through the halls of the Irondequoit high school performing some weird tasks for teachers. The halls were augmented though, and so was the layout, it was organized like a mall, it even had a foodcourt. Anyway, i was done completing assignments and went to start watching some tv at school. I was sitting down, watching tv and then suddenly the surroundings became my bedroom. I was laying down on my futon, watching the tv, which is on the floor. It was of the news, and the anchorwoman was talking in some foreign language. The woman herself looked like she was from the Balkan peninsula or was a slav. Anyway, the woman started turning different colors; purple, pink, green, yellow, and then the screen turned black. I woke up(in reality). I tried to readjust myself on my futon but I could not even move my head. I was stuck I tried moving my leg, my arm, no matter what I did, i still couldn't get myself to move. I tried to scream and get anyone's help I could, but it was no use. Only my eyelids made movements and they were always open at this state, wondering what was going on. I tried it again, and again. Nothing worked. While all of this was going on, there was this weird noise like a 'quero' being rapped by a stick. Then it stopped all of a sudden like the TV. At that instant, my voice returned to me slowly, as if I hadn't spoke a word in years. I had to really try to move my mouth and tongue to form words. Then when my voice became more vocative than a whisper, I yelled 'HELP', the word I was trying to utter all of that time, while I was stuck in that bubble, motionless and defenseless. My mother asked what was wrong with me, apparently being the only one awake. I said, "Nothing."
More Questions?: Not particularly...btw, answer my survey
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Name: Joey Da'Dick
Meaning of life: 5533252365236236sin3595252EE9925
Favorite STD: Wet Crotch\Fire Crotch
Thoughts of this page: It makes me think of having Gay Anal Sex
Train: One sock, but not on my foot if you know what I mean
Weirdest Experience: Wearing only a sock on a crashed plane, of course, that sock wasn't on my foot, it was on my
More Questions?: Yes, Damn it, if you don't add more questions You're Going To Burn In Hell You Cock Sucking Piece Of Shit Mother Fucking Dick Master!
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Name: mr.ace jerome
Meaning of life: whatz yourz
Favorite STD: foegetion
Thoughts of this page: stupid and PHAT
Train: gucci
Weirdest Experience: when i saw JAMES
More Questions?: yes
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Name: Potsie Webber
Meaning of life: life,n. (pl. lives). The active principle peculiar to animals and plants and common to them all, the presence or possession of this in or by the individual, living state, the time for which it lasts or the part of this between its beginning or its end and the present, living things and their movements, energy....Basically, the meaning of life is cheese. Wensleydale, I believe.
Favorite STD: celibacy
Thoughts of this page: It's got black, white....it's a bit of a grey area for me.
Train: brown stains in my pants.
Weirdest Experience: Waking up hungover beside my sister with a sore rear end and two dead guinea pigs.
More Questions?: Why?
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Name: Nardo
Meaning of life: Life is just another word for the combination of the acting of Nutrition, Egestion, Synthesis, Transport, Growth, Respiration, Reproduction, and Regulation. And every second should be lived for the glorification of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. John 3:16 Galatians 6:9
Favorite STD: Oral Herpes
Thoughts of this page: It is better than the XXX Porno Palace, but worse than the Debbie Does Dallas Homepage
Train: Two Socks with Red Stripes and a Bow Tie, maybe a cheesehead hat thingy
Weirdest Experience: The time that I went to the movies with this REALLY HOT girl and an evil Penguin From HELL attacked us with Peanuts and Lip gloss... and he ended up taking over our whole platoon!
More Questions?: Yeah
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Name: Carrie Schindler
Meaning of life: To get drunk.
Favorite STD: Whatever
Thoughts of this page: It rocks.
Train: Nothing.
Weirdest Experience: Getting high
More Questions?: Yup.
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Name: jerk mcnasty
Meaning of life:
Favorite STD: crabs
Thoughts of this page: it roooools m a an! Hunnnnnh!!\Yahhaahhoooooie!
Train: ajockstrap
Weirdest Experience: finding your crappy page
More Questions?: no. too many as it is
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Name: Wanker Boy
Meaning of life: I don't know - my laptop is broken./
Favorite STD: Crabs all the way
Thoughts of this page: I was held at gunpoint, with Jeff about to pull the trigger
Train: Nothing
Weirdest Experience: Viewing this page
More Questions?: HELL YES! MORE QUESTIONS!
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Name: Junkie #3
Meaning of life: To play every sport ever invented, to listen to every song ever recorded, to watch every movie ever made, and to direct the greatest in existence!
Favorite STD: that new one, you know...
Thoughts of this page: I can't think, my brain hurts
Train: what ever it WAS, it's now red
Weirdest Experience: Waking up to see my own face floating above my bed. Wait no, it was when I got lost in siberia and crawled my way back to NY. No, it was in school yesterday, i saw a gym teacher wearing a SGTA(secert gym teachers allience) tee-shirt. Maybe it was when... AWW hell i can't remember.
More Questions?: kinda, this was the highlight of my day.
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Name: Ian Rogers
Meaning of life:
Favorite STD: oats
Thoughts of this page: Fiverkristic
Train: Hawaiian Shirt
Weirdest Experience: I got up in the morning.
More Questions?: maybe
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Name: Jarod Gabello
Meaning of life: drugs, sex, and music
Favorite STD: gonorrhea
Thoughts of this page: cool
Train: A smilie face costume
Weirdest Experience: Nutmeg
More Questions?: sure
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Name: A-lan Lindsay
Meaning of life: to grow up and become a porn star
Favorite STD: gahneria
Thoughts of this page: pointless, but cool
Train: absolutely nothing
Weirdest Experience: hitting my funny bone
More Questions?: yes
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Name: Da Fuck Grande
Meaning of life: "h"etty 4
Favorite STD: The one that you get with the thingy in the thingy and the things get in your thingy and do bad things to your thingy
Thoughts of this page: what you talking 'bout?
Train: Chainmale armor and a tongue protector
Weirdest Experience: The one that you get with the thingy in the thingy and the things get in your thingy and do bad things to your thingy
More Questions?: Yup
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Name: john
Meaning of life: To go through hell
Favorite STD: gonorrhea
Thoughts of this page: Thumbs up-down
Train: Pink tights
Weirdest Experience: Getting stung by a bee twice in the neck on the same day.
More Questions?: no
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Name: I know who I is
Meaning of life: I didn't know Life came with a meaning. The tag with it was ripped off mine. (That's what i get for stepping in an alley to get one from a psst-over-here guy.)
Favorite STD: Clamydia
Thoughts of this page: Can't complain yet
Train: I prefer a sky-blue leisure suit with all the ruffles
Weirdest Experience: Must have been the time I performed in a mime Broadway musical of Hair. It wasn't much for my career, but it was a start. Madonna enjoyed it. At least I think she did... I couldn't see her expression because of the cue card.
More Questions?: What's wrong with the amount you have now?
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Name: derek
Meaning of life: there is no point to life
Thoughts of this page: this is cool
Train: shorts, w/ a shirt
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Name: Todd
Meaning of life: I'd tell you, but it only sounds right in
French.
Favorite STD: Gonnorhea
Thoughts of this page: It's great. It has changed my
life.
Train: X-Ray glasses
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Name: chester podunk
Meaning of life: Lifes a sick
joke and deaths the punch line.
Favorite STD: Penicilinase
producing gniessera gonorrhea.
Thoughts of this page:
It's....um...er...um.....ah...supercilious!
Train: a frown
Weirdest Experience: leaving my
body and finding it still empty after getting back in.
More Questions?: sure
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Name: Erin
Meaning of life: chocolate.
vodka. sex. sailor moon.
mostly sex.
Favorite STD: hickies. so there.
Thoughts of this page: i'm too
fucking tired to realize i'm on someone's page.
Train: apparently the guts of
the passengers all over my shirt.
Weirdest Experience: Oh shit,
don't ask a person like me that.
How about waking from a dream where my ex had killed himself, and suddenly realizing he
was really slashing his wrists by my bed?
It's a wonderful life.
More Questions?: My son, it is
not the quantity, but the quality. And you have neither. :)
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Name: MaTT
Meaning of Life: that one monty python movie
Favorite STD: crabs
Thoughts of this page: yay!
Train: an ironed shirt
Weirdest Experience: going to my creepy uncle's house, he has
all of these sheep.... they're always shaking & all bloody.... i never figured out why
though
More Questions?: yes
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Name: Buddhist Weirdo
Meaning of life: The Four Boundless Attitudes
(May all sentient beings know happiness and the root of happiness.
May all sentient beings avoid suffering and the root of suffering.
May all sentient beings know the great happiness free from suffering.
May all sentient beings be free of passion, aggression, and prejudice.)
Favorite STD: Love
(really. Think about it.)
Thoughts of this page: Wow.
Train: A parachute.
Weirdest Experience: Smoking *ganja*, chatting up fellow Buddhists, drinking hard cider, and seriously asking
ourselves what the bloody blue blazes got us into our personal messes in the first place.
More Questions?: Sure.
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Name: JEN
Meaning of life: DEATH
Favorite STD: JEFF
(why thank you!)
Thoughts of this page: SUCKS
(why thank you!)
Train: NOTHING
Weirdest Experience: THIS PAGE
More Questions?: NO
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Name: DrummerErb
Meaning of life: Of course, I could just say 42, and be done
with it. But I feel there's much more than that. I'd say maybe 78....
Favorite STD: Hmm....gonarhea (or however you spell the damn
thing)
Thoughts of this page: así así
Train: A nice summer outfit of khaki shorts, and a T-shirt
that says "I'm With Stupid"
Weirdest Experience: Well, if you were to know my life, you
wouldn't ask that............
More Questions?: Not really, maybe DIFFERENT ones.
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