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This is Enduro's "Free For All Link Page", a must visit, already growing in wackiness. This is where you are free to come and post a link to your own homepage, favorite band, local or otherwise, or anything else from internet tools and religion to wacky pornography. Have at it, America!
TalkingTrashRecords.com - This label is okay.
Girls with Glasses! - Hot broads in little more than eye wear!
First On-Line Church Of Bob - Home of the Sub Genius, make sure to read the male and female Sub Genius manifesto!
Charo.com - You haven't lived until you've had her Coochie Coochie!
Phyllis Diller - Maybe if you're lucky, Branson, she'll be visiting soon!
Buddy Hackett - Owww, Herbie!
The Fake News - It's a Norm McDonald appreciation page! Jokes about crack, whores and Norm's favorite O.J.
BeastyBoy.com - This ain't what Ad Rock was talking about at the '99 MTV music 'awards'.
Michigan Arcade Collectors Home page
Rip Taylor! - Rip Taylor.com, you know he's funny and I mean funny-funny, not like 'that dude is kinda... funny.'
Liberace.com - Turn your head and cough, young man, it's Liberace! Oh, his voice is so angelic when he sings about his mudda.
Andy Kaufman Home page - Oh, when it comes to cooking and cleaning and scrubbing the carrots, I think women have it all over men but when it comes to wrestling they're all oatmeal north of the eyebrows.
Roadside America - If you take a car ride with Fontzepontze, prepare to stop every 10 minutes to see some dumb ass landmark or visit this site and save yourself a trip.
Museum of Menstruation and Women's Health - You wouldn't believe what ladies would stick in their crotches just 10+ years ago.
Rhubarb T-Shirts - Simply the wackiest t-shirts... If only Fontzepontze had the patience for mail order.
Blue-Eyes.com - Info on the heppest cat that ever was, daddy-o. Frank would kick Gavin's lilly white ass.
VoyeurWeb - This is the greatest web site on the whole fucking net, per Fontzepontze.
GirlsGoneWild! - Someone please buy this video tape for Fontzepontze.
Nerve Magazine - This is 'mature, classy' porn. Fontzepontze dunno, naked broads is naked broads. He does appreciate the way this porn is presented.
Dolemite! - "On the day I was born, my race they tried to figure... but one look at my big, long dick and the doctor said 'He's got to be a..."
WetSetNet - A magazine for 'accident prone' adults. Hmmm.
WilliamShatner.com, Shatner.com and the Capt. Kirk Sing-a-Long page - Only a man such as William Shatner is deserving multiple of web pages.
TromaVille - Troma makes some of the best movies, Toxic Avenger, they have Cannibal the Musical and soon they'll have a very special new family member.
SCREENIT.com - Read right wing reviews of movies with such vivid descriptions as "22 uses of the word shit!"
FoodTv.com - The Food Networks home page. Fontzepontze has enjoyed many of their recipes.
Scoops Wrestling -
A very well put together site that will keep you up-to-date with the world
of professional wrestling.
P.J. O'Rourke
Home page - "The whole idea of our government is this: If enough
people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not
pay for it." -- P.J. O'Rourke - A Parliament of Whores
"Giving government money and power is like giving car keys and whiskey to a teenage boy" - P.J. O'Rourke
"The American political system is like a gigantic Mexican Christmas
fiesta. Each political party is a huge pinata -- a papier-mache
donkey, for example. The donkey is filled with full employment, low
interest rates, affordable housing, comprehensive medical
benefits, a balanced budget and other goodies. The American voter is
blindfoled and given a stick. The voter then swings the stick
wildly in every direction, trying to hit a political candidate on the
head and knock some sense into the silly bastard." - P.J.
O'Rourke, "Parliament of Whores"
"You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed
in Cuba. That's all you need to know about
communism." - P.J. ORourke
"A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them." P.J. O'ROURKE
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well
please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty
to take the consequences." -- PJ O'Rourke
"[T]he Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas
because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this
country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton
think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock? Peace Corps
volunteers? Or maybe the people in Texas were attacked because of child
abuse. But, if child abuse was the issue, why didn't Janet
Reno tear-gas Woody Allen? -- P.J. O'Rourke, speech at the Cato Institute,
May 6, 1993
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter,
taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn.
The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and
then they get elected and prove it. -- P.J. O'Rourke
"How did an allegedly free people spawn a vast, rampant cuttlefish of
dominion with its tentacles in every orifice of the body
politic?" - P.J. O'Rourke
Politics should be limited in scope to ware, protection of property,
and the occasional precautionary beheading of a member of the
ruling class." -- P.J. O'Rourke
"The free market is ugly and stupid, like going to the mall; the unfree
market is just as ugly and just as stupid, except there is nothing
in the mall and if you don't go there they shoot you." - P.J. O'Rourke
Some may decry the impeachment of William Jefferson Clinton as a national
trauma, but not humorist P.J. O'Rourke, who thinks the
proceedings are a win-win situation -- and grand entertainment to boot.
Mr. O'Rourke, writing in the latest issue of the Weekly
Standard, acknowledges that "some earnest souls have gone so far as
to aver that impeachment has distracted President Clinton
from ... raising taxes, destroying health care, appointing 1960s bakeheads
to high political office, soliciting felonious campaign
contributions, hanging friends out to dry for Arkansas real estate
frauds, giving missile secrets to the Chinese, taking credit for the
benefits of a free market about which he knows little and cares less,
using U.S. military forces as fig leaves for domestic scandals
and au pairs for the U.N., leading foreign policy back into the flea
circus of Jimmy Carterism, having phone sex, groping patronage
seekers, and snapping the elastic on the underpants of psychologically
disturbed school-age White House interns entrusted with the
task of delivering high-level government pizza."
Ouch. Tell us what you really think, P.J. "No matter what, Bill," Mr.O'Rourke
concludes, "your girlfriend's ugly, your wife hates
you, and your dog can't hunt."
"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society.
If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we
shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ignorance, greed and love of power." -- P.J. O'Rourke
"Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system." - P.J. O'Rourke
Hmmm. I went from wrestling to politics, I guess that's poor segway. Oh, well, it's my page and you just read all of it, didn't you?
