|
|
Sonny Sharrock's original "Coast to Coast"
theme music. (397K)
Space Ghost introduces himself for the
first time. He sure has loosened up since then, hasn't he? (41k)
The safety of the Ghost Planet. (148K)
Space Ghost: "Zorak, just remember who has the Orkin Man on their
speed dial." (38K)
Translation 1: "I take much pleasure in
knowing you." (70K)
Space Ghost prepares for his next battle.
(56K)
Space Ghost: "You must be in awe of my
super-colossal strength." (33K)
Space Ghost: "Can you see every painful
detail of my muscular physique?" (37K)
Brak and Sisto make their appearance.
Brak, you might wanna take a cough drop or something... (74K)
Space Ghost outlines his special diet
for Susan Powter. (119K)
Zorak: "Does my music frighten
you?" (31K)
Space Ghost: "Uh- I'm terribly sorry."
(12K)
Space Ghost: "I trust the particle transformation was comfy.
Do you have enough oxygen?" (50K)
Polite laughter. (65K)
Kevin Meaney's mother reacts to "Space
Ghost Coast to Coast". (115K)
Space Ghost: "I have many super powers and a colossal
bulk that frightens evil villains." (48K)
Translation: "I have an incredible head of
hair." (63K)
Space Ghost blasts Zorak for the first
time. (61K)
Space Ghost's first "Yeah, whatever."
(13K)
Translation: "I wear a pantsuit and a
cape." (92K)
Space Ghost: "So what do you think of my tight
pants?" (25K)
Kevin Meany's mother tells space Ghost what she thinks of his
tight pants. (161K)
An advertisement for "Zorak and Moltar Sing
the Nursery Rhymes and Favorite Lullabyes" (876K)
Translation: "I must go to the store to get
butter and cheese. " (156K)
Moltar's alarms catch Zorak skulking around.
(79K)
Zorak: "Moltar, look. I am green with evil."
(44K)
Space Ghost creates sea monkeys. (141K)
Zorak: "Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozona
aa'aa." (51K)
Moltar: "It's a small spell." Zorak:
"He's got a small brain." (49K)
Space Ghost: "If you want to control my brain, your eyes need to spin
counterclockwise." (53K)
Zorak eyes spinning counterclockwise): "Lombaak
ecree oplom ah-plee ozona aa'aa." (55K)
Zorak makes Space Ghost say something
stupid. (55K)
Space Ghost: "I mean, tell me about your
slacks." (28K)
Space Ghost: "Yeah, I saw a yard gnome
once. It didn't scare me." (37K)
Space Ghost: "Are you interested in
frolicking in a leafy glade?" (31K)
Space Ghost laughs at his own, um, wit.
(59K)
Space Ghost: "My mantis is dashing in a tux."
(23K)
Space Ghost: "Will you please pass me one of those
wall decorations? My, they look lovely."
(60K)
What does burnt mantis smell like?
(102K)
Space Ghost comments on his lines. (58K)
Space Ghost: "You don't have any powers. You need me in your
posie." (36K)
Space Ghost: "Sea monkeys!
Sea monkeys!" (40K)
Space Ghost propheses the noble destiny
of a baby sea monkey. (153K)
Moltar: "Space Ghost is tending his brine
shrimp." (29K)
Zorak and Moltar want to break some legs.
(43K)
Moltar: "It'll only hurt once." (13K)
Schooley D and Space Ghost dispute who the man
is. (174K)
Space Ghost confronts a growing, increasingly aggressive
Banjo. (234K)
Space Ghost and Al Yankovic pitch woo.
(132K)
How big a thrill is it for Weird Al to
be on Space Ghost Coast to Coast? (101K)
What are Weird Al's super powers?
(138K)
Space Ghost: "Zorak's wacky, ain't he?"
(16K)
Zorak corrects Weird Al on the matter of his
species. (50K)
Space Ghost tells us the inspiring story
of Banjo the Sea Monkey. (196K)
Moltar: "Man, that's a big shrimp."
(17K)
Banjo's head falls to the ground with a rather
incongruous sound effect. (32K)
Space Ghost's impassioned Banjo Soliloquy.
(157K)
Space Ghost: "That's a sick joke, Moltar,
even for you." (30K)
Space Ghost: "I have to get out of here."
(12K)
Moltar: "Mmm. Barbecued shrimp." (61K)
Was Space Ghost snoring... or worse?
(50K)
Space Ghost: "Oh, I'm punchy." (10K)
Zorak: "Holy stolen lava, Space Ghost!
Moltar's been kidnapped!" (48K)
Somebody's sick and deranged Mom. (96K)
Zorak mutates. (Listen for the name of
Zorak's original voice.) (95K)
Batmantis: "I shiver with power! I ache with disease!
I am Batmantis!" (114K)
Space Ghost: "Shoot a ray and you get a
word." (22K)
Batmantis: "Shoot an adjective." (13K)
Batmantis: "Shoot a proper noun." (15K)
Batmantis: "Shoot the theory of evolution."
(20K)
Space Ghost; "Look into the eyes of justice,
Your Mother! You'll never get my power bands, savvy? Batmantis and I will
fight you to the end." (88K)
Batmantis: "I must go to the control room." Space Ghost: "To get
butter and cheese?" (44K)
The "Mantis Signal" sting music. (35K)
Batmantis: "I am Batmantis! Say it with me,
Bat-mantis." (65K)
Space Ghost: "Your whole life is a lie."
(29K)
Space Ghost: "No time for lunch, Adam. Gimme
the book." (18K)
Space Ghost: "You wimp." (8K)
Space Ghost and Adam West argue about their
sidekicks. (71K)
Adam West can't take the awful truth. (41K)
Is Adam West a difficult guest? (42K)
Your Mother: "I am Your Mother!" (18K)
Space Ghost: "You're not my Mom!" (13K)
Space Ghost and Your Mother exchange dramatic
ripostes. (66K)
A suspenseful sting. (11K)
Batmantis: "Gimme yer money!" (suspenseful
sting) (20K)
Batmantis: "You mock me?!" (suspenseful sting)
(30K)
Space Ghost: "You harlot!" (8K)
Your Mother: "Repent, Space Ghost! Mourn
for the frozen!" (35K)
Announcer: "Will Space Ghost surrender his power bands and save Moltar from
Your Mother? Will Adam West come to his aid or will he wimp out? Will every
word Batmantis says be followed by that suspenseful sting music? What will
happen next? Why is the sky blue? What is the mystery of the Yeti? Do you
know the Muffin Man? Stay tuned to find
out!" (268K)
Space Ghost: "Adam, go peddle your book
somewhere else." (24K)
Eartha Kitt: "Mrrrow." (10K)
Space Ghost: "Meow meow? Meow meow meow
meow meow meow?" (28K)
Batmantis: "Look into my eyes!" (32K)
Space Ghost: "You're all alike, you
Catwomen! Tease, tease, tease!" (43K)
Eartha Kitt flirts in-character with
Space Ghost. (141K)
Space Ghost: "I had the most awful dream. Let's have a
bake sale!" (47K)
Another suspenseful sting. (13K)
Moltar: "Time enough for a kiss." (20K)
Lokar: "Get these spiders OFF OF ME!"
(29K)
Lokar: "It's quite beyond my discernment what you asinine humans think is
so bleeding marvelous - BLEEDING MARVELOUS! - about the puerile space imbecile
and his stupid pal, Greenie." (119K)
Lokar: "R-R-R-ROLL the CR-R-R-RAP!"
(21K)
Lokar: "Please don't jump on me,
spiders." (16K)
Lokar: "Frankly, I find more drollery
in a regional neighborhood renaissance festival than in this Space Ghost
crap." (66K)
Kirk: "'Why,' he says, 'do we always hurt the one we love? Why,
Banjo, why? Banjo! Banjo! Banjo!'"
(88K)
Lokar: "Space Ghost is cr-r-r-rap!"
(20K)
Lokar: "Stand by for boisterous mirth!"
(33K)
Space Ghost ponders giving coffee mugs
for Christmas. (85K)
Space Ghost complains about the gift baskets
he sent to Cartoon Network. (86K)
Moltar: "Whaddaya gonna do." (12K)
Moltar: "Yep. Monogamy's where it's at
in the nineties." He sounds so happy about it. (40K)
Space Ghost: "I just saw that you were having
trouble with your power bands." (36K)
What power band trouble sounds like.
(6K)
Space Ghost rants about "retro punks."
(108K)
Space Ghost: "Oh, see, there you go, now you've took
offense." (26K)
Where does David Byrne live? (44K)
Zorak wants...
what? (56K)
Moltar chooses some prizes. (148K)
Space Ghost and David Byrne divvy up the
salad. (35K)
Space Ghost: a very unenthusiastic "Wow."
(8K)
Zorak needs packing material. To
pack. Some
things. Zorak
things.
All of them. (613K)
Space Ghost: "Oh, I think you need this
destructo ray." (28K)
Space Ghost: "Croutons are what make me
tingly." (22K)
Space Ghost: "I'm serious. I'm
crou-tingly." (29K)
David Byrne is bringin' Space Ghost down,
man!" (30K)
...And so is Zorak, (45K)
...And so is Moltar, who doesn't care.
(43K)
Moltar: "Yes!" (8K)
And a final "You're bringin' ne down, man!"
(21K)
Donnie Osmond is on to the tricks Space Ghost pulls on people who
plug their projects. (83K)
Behold the Woolly Panda. (124K)
Donnie Osmond serenades Zorak.(38K)
And Zorak has a song for Donnie. (26K)
Zorak: "Zorak is many things." (17K)
Zorak: "I'll ask the questions here!"
(15K)
Zorak commandeers Donny Osmond's couch.
(85K)
Zorak intimidates Donny Osmond. (94K)
Space Ghost: "They're building that
'BirdMan' set next door." (31K)
Zorak: "I'll kick YOUR butt!" (17K)
Space Ghost: "Who-ho-ho-hoa! Calm down,
everybody! (28K)
Space Ghost: "Johnny Confidence, whissh!
Johnny Confidence!" (48K)
Space Ghost: "Besides those teeth, what super
powers do you have?" (29K)
Space Ghost: "Do you like croutons?"
(12K)
Moltat: "How do you solve a problem like
Marie-e?" (37K)
Space Ghost: "Where do we go when we
die?" (14K)
Moltar's haiku (99K)
Zorak's haiku (101K)
Space Ghost's haiku (54K)
Zorak: ARRRGH! Good for a Windows error
noise. (15K)
What does Zorak have in common with the black
rhino? (27K)
Zorak: "It's not funny!" (10K)
Space Ghost: "It's every space creature's inalienable right to know
love and be
loved and have
love and share
love and know
love and... did I say that one already?"
(68K)
Zorak: "I want LOVE!" (15K)
Zorak: "If I said you had a beautiful
exoskeleton, would you hold it against me?" (61K)
Space Ghost: "I have to go to the little
ghosts' room." (18K)
Space Ghost gives Zorak a touching eulogy.
(202K)
Space Ghost: "You were digging on a
dude?!" (16K)
Space Ghost: "And now for someone completely
indifferent!" (25K)
Space Ghost: "Naked...
naked girls." (31K)
Lokar: "Oh, I love the funny Ultra-7 guy!
Kiss him for me!" (26K)
Spam spam spam spam
spam spam
spam... (169K)
Space Ghost sings songs of Spam. (189K)
Lokar: "Kiss-kiss, luvvah!" (11K)
Space Ghost: "You can lick me anytime!"
(15K)
Zorak wants to be licked. (13K)
Zorak REALLY wants a lick. (29K)
Moltar knows just what he wants in a
chair. (129K)
Zorak: "I'm on a seafood diet. When I
see food, I hate Space Ghost!:" (41K)
Does "Coast to Coast" exist to torment
Zorak? (128K)
Moltar reveals his face to everyone on
the commissary. (242K)
Zorak and Moltar try to say "Toy Boat"
(175K)
Moltar: "Ah, he's dead, Tad." (27K)
Moltar: "Not my fault." (12K)
Moltar: "It's not my fault!" (16K)
Commander Andy makes an unforgettable first
impression. (146K)
Zorak: "Whoa!" (9K)
Space Ghost: "Isn't that grand?" (13K)
Space Ghost: "Oh, criminy in a bucket!"
(18K)
Commander Andy describes how he has pirated
the channel. (123K)
Commander Andy: "Hi, Zorak!" (Buddy!)
(8K)
Zorak tells Commander Andy what he thinks of
him. (19K)
Commander Andy: "I already did the
dishes!" (19K)
The Space Ghost Yodel! (265K)
What is Zorak, a water bug? (82K)
Zorak: "I have a crappy part in this
week's show!" (30K)
Commander Andy: "How-DEE!" (13K)
Commander Andy tried to hypnotize someone.
(59K)
Brak - er, Commander Andy - gives the touching
Banjo Soliloquy. (73K)
Space Ghost: "You're busted!" (11K)
I think we all can agree with Commander Andy's
self-assessment. (126K)
"Commander Andy of the Cosmos" formally
introduces himself. (108K)
Commander Andy wants some free stuff.
(376K)
Space Ghost: "And just who are you supposed
to be?" (26K)
Space Ghost: "Moltar, d'you have any
non-freaks to put in my monitor?" (42K)
Space Ghost: "Oh, shut up!" (11K)
The scary Bill Manspeaker tells Space Ghost "You look like a
woman onna TV." (20K)
Space Ghost: "OK, that's it, I can't take
this any more." (22K)
Space Ghost: "Oh, for the love of Don
Bohannon!" (23K)
Commander Andy threatens Space Ghost.
(64K)
Commander Andy's laugh. (21K)
Commander Andy has some more demands.
(303K)
Commander Andy's final demand. (118K)
Commander Andy: "Cop out!! Cop out!!"
(26K)
Just one more thing from Commander Andy.
(73K)
Space Ghost: "Moltar! The Simpsons are
on!" (23K)
Moltar escapes from captivity, laughing almost
all the way. (174K)
Zorak: "Well......... you're adopted."
(33K)
Space Ghost: "Are you listening to me?"
(11K)
Zorak: "Eh." (3K)
Space Ghost: "Do ya love it?" (7K)
Space Ghost, Matt Groening, and Zorak, list their favorite
rhyming TV shows. (442K)
Space Ghost and Zorak exchange political
insults. (92K)
What is Space Ghost the ghost of? (76K)
Space Ghost: "Are you beginning to feel my superhuman influence? It should
feel tingly." (53K)
Space Ghost: "Now you're talkin.'"
(10K)
Space Ghost: "Did I mention I'm interviewing you from
outer space?" (26K)
Space Ghost admits his real name.
(239K)
Space Ghost: "Don't put them (a pair of puppets) up! This is the only fun
we've had so far in this stupid show!"
(54K)
Zorak: "You bein' sarcastic?" Space Ghost:
"Who's that?" (22K)
Space Ghost shoes his enthusiasm for
Matt Groening's works. (43K)
Space Ghost could've gone to college.
But he didn't. And there's nothing wrong with that! (49K)
Footstool - one word or two? (45K)
Space Ghost is ambitious about his
footstools! (73K)
Is a bootleg a footstool? (50K)
And some non-footstool-related marketing.
(191K)
Zorak: "We put the SG in
MSG." (36K)
Space Ghost: "Moltar, are you listenin'
to me?" (17K)
Moltar's conversation with a man who looks
suspiciously like Cousin Herndon. (61K)
Zorak is pregnant.
And so is Brak.
And so is Lokar.
Tad, what have you been up to?!
Space Ghost: "A stolen treasure map?"
(19K)
Zorak: "A stolen treasure map?" (22K)
Zorak: "The clock is ticking, Mr. President!
You must make a choice!" (44K)
The new opening for a very special episode
of "Space Ghost Coast to Coast"... (333K)
...Hickory Dickory Dead. (48K)
The Announcer gets a little intrusive.
(57K)
Tansit: "Is this on?" (9K)
Tansit has trouble with the intercom.
(11K)
Tansit: "Guests comin' up! Fresh off the
griddle!" (35K)
The scene change sting music. (28K)
Space Ghost en Francais. (102K)
(I could understand the last sentence, and I speak French. If you can make
out what he's saying, please let me know.)
Tansit: "Eh, no biggie." (16K)
Space Ghost: "Yes, biggie!" (10K)
Tansit: "We were just having a lovely conversation about
tuna." (26K)
Tansit: "Oh, sorry." (11K)
Tansit tries to talk tough. (93K)
Zorak is thrilled to see Metallica. (79K)
Tansit: "Space Ghost! Cleanup on aisle
eight!" (33K)
Tansit: This intercom thing is a pip!" (33K)
Tansit: "Ha ha ha ha heh heh heh - AAH! You're
squeezing my arm!" (51K)
A dramatic sting. (65K)
Space Ghost: "Ya like the Zorak, do ya?"
(16K)
Zorak: "Bite me, Metallica!" (14K)
Zorak: "I bet you think you're evil,
now." (27K)
Zorak: "Aren't we the pretty ones."
(20K)
Zorak is twisted. (23K)
Metallica serenades Space Ghost. (276K)
Zorak: "Well, that was stupid." (11K)
Space Ghost: "Zorak!" (11K)
Tansit: "My daddy always said there's nothing like a good
29_jxnvl/stogie to clean the pipes."
(51K)
Space Ghost: "Tansit, you're
FIRED!" (25K)
Tansit: "Oh... poo!" (27K)
Tansit: "S-stay away from me. I'm a villain!"
(30K)
Tansit: "No, please - don't hit." (28K)
Tansit spills his guts to Space Ghost.
(177K)
Space Ghost: "I don't feel like kidding today, Moltar. I need to know,
are you going to leave me? (62K)
The announcer's post script. (977K)
Zorak is Ed McMantis. (81K)
Space Ghost: "Hey, how you doin', kids, eh?
(sting music) (62K)
Same as above, without the sting. (31K)
The Lone Audience of the Apocalypse. (21K)
Space Ghost: "They're like a bunch of stunned
carp out there." (30K)
Zorak: "Pinhead." (9K)
Space Ghost: "Go on with your bad self."
(17K)
Zorak: "Pinhead!" (11K)
Zorak: "Pinhead, pinhead, pinhead!"
(20K)
Space Ghost laughs creepily. (23K)
Zorak: "I hate you." (13K)
SG: "Where's my pineapple?!" (17K)
Zorak is shedding his exoskeleton.
(83K)
Mmm, Dizzy Whip! (88K)
SG: "It's getting like a Mexican game show
in here." (28K)
Zorak: "Te detesto!" (21K)
Space Ghost: "My name is Luka. I live on
the second floor." (32K)
For Space Ghost, to be macho is to be
edible. (105K)
Mmm, cheese! (96K)
Space Ghost: "Please keep your hippie-time freak-out
love jams to yourself." (42K)
Space Ghost is almost all-noing. (93K)
Space Ghost: "Whoop! There it is!"
(13K)
Zorak goes to the pound for dinner.
(112K)
Space Ghost: "Hi, Mom!" (9K)
Space Ghost's Mom is out in the cold.
(54K)
Space Ghost and Zorak are jazzed! (117K)
...or maybe Space Ghost isn't. (20K)
...but Zorak is. (15K)
Zorak hypnotizes a dingleball. (73K)
Space Ghost: "Are ya just another big load?"
(29K)
Space Ghost: "Hey, Zorak, ya ever get the suit
mucus?" (23K)
Space Ghost: "Zorak can lick my center
of gravity!" (18K)
Zorak: "Killing me softly with his jokes..."
(30K)
Space Ghost: "Yan can't cook Space Ghost,
it's rude!" (31K)
Everyone is sick of Space Ghost's intro line.
(65K)
Someone who sounds eerily familiar
introduces the episode. (402K)
James Kirkconnell: "Welcome to the amazing
tales of the classic superhero Space Ghost, who has entertained young
and old for generations." (98K)
James Kirkconnell: "I'm James Kirkconnell,
and I'll be your host." (31K)
Weird transition music. (36K)
The Living Ghost: "When I said you were pretty, I meant you remind me of
Judy Collins." (51K)
"Bobcat Goldthwaite" and "Zorak" discuss
ingestion. (137K)
The Living Ghost: "Allrighty then!" (tap tap
tap) (14K)
James Kirkconnell: "And so our classic superhero Space Ghost went on to talk
with the Ramones, with typically illuminating
results." (92K)
James introduces Space Ghost's first love.
(226K)
"Zorak": "Hey hey, ho ho, Space Ghost has got
to go." (Am I dit-turbin' you?) (38K)
The Living Ghost: "I can sense quality
in a female of the species when I scan for it." (51K)
The Living Ghost admonishes "Zorak" to watch
his mouth. (71K)
The Living Ghost shares a laugh with "Fran
Drescher." (16K)
Wild applause from James. (52K)
James Kirkconnell: "One wonders if valiant supercrusader Space Ghost is still
haunted by the melodious laughter of
television's 'The Nanny'."(105K)
Bill "Tan??t" Manspeaker: "Hello there, Mr.
Space Ghost!" (21K)
Manspeaker: "I'm 100% stupid!" (31K)
Does Moltar have any non-freaks? (75K)
Tan??t tells about his jammin' fests.
(267K)
Tansit is a little gender confused...
(23K)
The Living Ghost: "Okay, that's it. I
can't take this any more." (26K)
James Kirkconnell: "I'm James Kirkconnell,
your host." (18K)
Zorak: "Why me?" (9K)
Ghost: "Say, Mike, do you think I'm a shiny
shiny person? (35K)
Ghost: You don't see some dark horrible
corner inside of me somewhere? (43K)
Zorak: "Izzat you in the corner?" (17K)
Zorak: "Freaky." (16K)
Raymond wants to siddown. (25K)
Moltar: "It's just me, Moltar. Outta lines,
hangin out." (43K)
James Kirkconnell narrates Raymond's amusingly tragic
demise. (149K)
"Zorak" corrects "Weird Al Yankovic" on the matter of his
species. (38K)
Ghost: "You know, that reminds me of a story. A story about a little pellet
who, with a little grit and a lot of sheer will, became a
sea monkey." (91K)
The Living Ghost gives the touching Banjo
Soliloquy. (135K)
James Kirkconnell: "We hope you have enjoyed our reenactments, assisted by
the Ghost Planet Dinner Theatre Ensemble of
Doraville, Georgia." (68K)
Space Ghost: "I will blast Zorak repeatedly
for busting up my apartment earlier this afternoon." (51K)
Zorak: "No problem." (8K)
Space Ghost: "Oh, really?" (5K)
"You know I'm going to have to do something
about this... don't you?" (41K)
Zorak demonstrates regeneration. (44K)
Zorak: "Think of the figurines!" (25K)
Moltar: "Well, that's just super! Zorak's
dead." (37K)
Space Ghost: "Heaven help me! What have
I done!" (45K)
Moltar: "What?!" (6K)
Space Ghost gently urges Moltar to overcome his inhibitions and
sing. (162K)
Space Ghost and Beck speak in the third
person. (196K)
Space Ghost: "Expound on your freaklike
manner." (28K)
Moltak sings "London Bridge." (211K)
Space Ghost: "Taco?" (6K)
Space Ghost: "Moltar! Release the taco!"
(23K)
Space Ghost: "Zorak is dead." (12K)
Space Ghost: "Wassever flotten das boat."
(18K)
Moltar sings in German. (Edited to remove
a commercial break.) (380K)
Where did Moltar learn to sing? (42K)
Space Ghost: "No!" (6K)
Space Ghost: "I got two turntables and
my mommy's home." (31K)
Space Ghost: "Space Ghost would be down
with Beck being his new band leader." (28K)
Space Ghost and Beck discuss what is old school
and what they do not play. (243K)
Zorak: "Hello, Moltar." (18K)
Moltar: "Ehhh! Zorak!" (17K)
Zorak: "Well, I'm gonna go out there and mess
with his head!" (24K)
Space Ghost: "Zorak? You're dead! I
vaporized you!" (39K)
Zorak tells Space Ghost about the three
ghosts that will visit him. (367K)
Space Ghost's infomercial. Buy the tapes!
(1,020K)
Brak: "Stop stumblin' around inna dark and stubbin' your toe on financial
ruin. TURN THE LIGHT ON!" (78K)
Tansit: "Now, I finally have enough money to live my dream...
as a woman!" (65K)
Space Ghost: "Greetings, y'all! I'm Space
Ghost!" (24K)
Space Ghost introduces his sidekicks.
(17K)
Robin Leach greets Space Ghost. (47K)
Moltar: "Just get off my back,
man!" (25K)
Space Ghost: "I found this nice blouse in the gutter, and I have fashioned
a hat out of a fry box." (48K)
Space Ghost can now blend.(202K)
Zorak: "Beat." (3K)
Space Ghost fondly remembers the clinic.
(42K)
Space Ghost: "Citizen Robin, do the rich and famous require more
oxygen than the average citizen?" (51K)
The Sorceror pipes up about Zorak and
Bananarama. (110K)
Space Ghost: "You hear that, Zorak? Puff the Magic
Dragon!" (39K)
Zorak: "I got'cher magic dragon right
here!" (29K)
Moltar sees Cartoon Planet. (89K)
Space Ghost: "Now you listen to me, buddy
boy!" (21K)
Space Ghost: "Gimme a second!" (11K)
Zoltran reveals his evil, ugly plan to
Space Ghost. (256K)
Space Ghost: "Well, it looks like the eyes
have it! But not for long, Zoltran!" (60K)
Space Ghost: "Listen, Moltar, we can't have our guests being
possessed by your freeloading brother-in-law."
(54K)
Space Ghost: "Halt, citizen!" (10K)
Space Ghost: "Identify yourself." (15K)
Space Ghost: "I'm askin' the questions
here!" (15K)
Space Ghost: "Come on, come on, snap it up."
(15K)
Space Ghost: "My personal life is very
private and personal to me." (26K)
The horrible consequences of Zoltran's
actions. (79K)
Moltar: "Do me a favor and give me a call
before you just decide to possess the body of one of our guests!" (68K)
Merrill Markoe grills Space Ghost on what he
breathes. (126K)
Space Ghost: "Just don't fluster me! You've
got me all flustered!" (27K)
Zorak: "Fluster him!
Fluster him good!" (22K)
Merrill Markoe grills Space Ghost on his
age. (311K)
Puff the Magic Dragon speaks. (18K)
Space Ghost: "Magic Dragon, I'm gonna come over there and
nail your magic feet to the floor!"
(41K)
Merrill Markoe grills Space Ghost on whether he is
deceased. (181K)
Lokar: "Good evening. I am Lokar, potentate
of thug locusts." (39K)
Lokar: "I present to you now the remains
of 'Birdman Coast to Coast'." (57K)
The "Birdman Coast to Coast" theme song.
(193K)
Birdman: "What if I have to go to the
bathroom during the interview?" (32K)
The Director: "Relax, Harv, you'll be fine."
(20K)
Moltar shows his enthusiasm for showbiz.
(47K)
Lokar: "I prefer 'musical arranger' if you don't mind. Any upright anthropomorph
with an appendage or two can 'tickle the
ivories." (113K)
Lokar: "Anyhoo, it's a delight to meet you, Birdman,
charmed, I'm sure." (41K)
Moltar tried to figure out that tricky
lever at his station. (200K)
Birdman's first attempt at an intro cracks
the camera's lens. (133K)
Birdman fouls up the easiest joke there
is. (52K)
Lokar heckles Birdman's opening monologue.
(169K)
Birdman: "Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay." (21K)
Lokar laughs. (13K)
Avenger screeches. (11K)
Zorak, the back-up bug. (28K)
Lokar: "Well, what are you waiting for? Say
something." (27K)
Birdman: "OOOOH, THE PRESSURE!" (19K)
Lokar pitilessly mocks Birdman. (126K)
Lokar: "I wish my brother George was here!"
(23K)
Lokar: "My hatred for you... is delicious."
(32K)
Birdman: "Speak English, sissy." (13K)
Lokar: "Might I suggest that the beast may provide more entertainment value
if I lop his shrieking head off?!"
(59K)
Lokar: "Oh please... oh, please GO AWAY!"
(31K)
Lokar: "Mother, stop the VCR, your sonny
boy's not in this part." (41K)
Zorak: "Lokar's in the hospital." (15K)
Birdman tells Tower and Ice from "American Gladiators" why they aren't
superheroes. (92K)
Birdman: "Yeah, right. Look out for Ted, the
volunteer fireman. Whoo-oo." (53K)
Birdman threatens to get angry at Zorak.
(74K)
Birdman: "I demand respect! I'm Birdman!
BIIIIRDMAAAAN!" (75K)
Birdman: "Ooooh, I hate you, I hate you
all!" (29K)
Birdman: "Holy Ra! Sun's going down! Must
finish interview before my secret is revealed!" (65K)
Moltar: "Creeeeeeeam-puff." (16K)
Birdman: "Without sun's rays Birdman
loses energy." (75K)
Goodnight, Birdman. (70K)
Zorak: "Let's cook him! I bet he tastes like
chicken." (29K)
Birdman gets fired. (51K)
Birdman talks about "The Birdman." (95K)
Lokar gleefully twists the knife in Birdman's
back. (171K)
Lokar: "Goodnight, all! Kiss kiss!"
(26K)
The closing "Birdman" theme song.
(322K)
Birdman:
"Biiiiiiiiiiiiiirdmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan..."
(57K)
Moltar: "This is CNN." (18K)
Moltar: "Luke, I'm your father." (24K)
Space Ghost's "Can you ever really know a
man?" soliloquy (147K)
Space Ghost: "Whoa, look who's here, young people! It's none other than
Duke Fartknocker!" (47K)
SPACE GHOST CON NINETY-SEVEN! (42K)
Space Ghost: "Danny! Danny boy!" (47K)
Space Ghost, in belchspeak: "Zorak doesn't
have a work ethic." (20K)
Space Ghost: "I'm not gonna hurt'cha."
(14K)
The "Rammestein" opening sequence.
(395K)
Space Ghost: "Are you guys hearing like a weird
rumble?" (16K)
BAM! OW! (10K)
Zorak: "Got'cha!" (9K)
Space GhostL "This is the work of... . Da da da duh, da da da duh." (68K)
Space Ghost: "He polishes things until
they're slippery, and makes you fall and stuff." (43K)
Zorak: "Uh...huh." (15K)
Space Ghost obsesses about The Shine.
(195K)
Moltar: "Hey, Woobie, when you're done
smackin' yourself the guest is ready." (42K)
Space GhostL "I think The Subliminator
has taken control of Moltar's mind." (53K)
Space ghost ponders why...
why...
why? (147K)
Space Ghost: "You know what? You've got it goin'
on." (24K)
Zorak: "Where the heck would I have a
booger?" (25K)
Moltar: "Hey, you gonna get me in
trouble." (12K)
Zorak: "Hey! Where's the booger?!"
(20K)
Space Ghost: "Stop saying 'boogers'!"
(19K)
Zorak: "Aw, poop." (11K)
Zorak: "Yer freakin' me out!" (13K)
Peter Fonda: "Can we get a graphic artist out here just to
draw a couple of eyes on Space Ghost?"
(41K)
Zorak: "Draw him with huge buttocks!'
(17K)
Zorak:
"Gu-hu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
(17K)
Zorak: "How's yer buttocks?" (13K)
Space Ghost: "You're evil." (8K)
Zorak: "Who put that junk in your head?"
(20K)
Moltar: "Here's your stinkin' coffee!"
(22K)
Space Ghost: "Oh, thanks... CRABATRON!"
(32K)
Space Ghost: "Spiller, you weasel! (15K)
Space Ghost: "Confound you, Polisher!"
(19K)
Space Ghost: thinking: "Come to daddy."
(13K)
Space Ghost: "I'd hate to see what The
Lobotomist would do with such a nave mind like yours!" (47K)
Moltar fears meteorites? (46K)
Why didn't Buzz Aldrin ever see Space
Ghost? (185)
Space Ghost: "There's nothing lovable
about the evil Confusatron." (35K)
Zorak and Moltar have it out with Space
Ghost over his clumsiness and paranoia... or do they? (222K)
Space Ghost: "That's right, run away, you
pretendinators!" (36K)
Space Ghost: "You want some of this, Zorak? Or should I say,
Improvimantitron?!" (54K)
The background noise buzzes, and the
clock ticks, and the
phone... (187K)
The phone rings once more. (40K)
Space Ghost murmurs, "I don't know..."
(13K)
Zorak is marking his territory. (71K)
Moltar's entire nightmare from the beginning
of the show. (863K)
Space Ghost's recipe for watercress
sandwiches. (61K)
Space Ghost and Zorak engage in a spirited philosophical
debate on the nature of good and evil.
(155K)
Space Ghost: "Greetings. I'm Space Ghost. Here's the deal - I've got a
behind, it's super-heroic, and I'm about
to shake it." (86K)
Space Ghost: "Stand down from the funk!"
(20K)
Space Ghost: "It's electrifyin'!" (37K)
Space Ghost dances like a woman...?
(53K)
Space Ghost "Space is up, T! Way up!
and way out." (43K)
Space Ghost "Observe my outer space jig."
(27K)
Space Ghost "Behold the pelvic gyrations of my
victory boogie." (40K)
Space Ghost "Oh, iced tea, you are a sweet
and refreshing beverage." (46K)
Zorak, telepathically: "Ice T! You will hook Zorak up with some
fly honeys!" (78K)
Space Ghost freestyles with Ice T.
(130K)
Zorak, telepathically: "Just a little mental note reminding you about
those fly honeys." (59K)
Space Ghost: "Don't take that tone of voice with me,
young man!" (23K)
Moltar: "Moltar fears nothing. Nothing!"
(24K)
Does Moltar hate or
fear Space Ghost? (99K)
Moltar: "I think I just told you, I hate
you." (27K)
How can you tell the difference between a real person and an
android? (73K)
Moltar and Tansit have a revelation about
Batman. (66K)
Zorak, telepathically: "Fred Willard! You will hook Zorak up with some...
uh... never mind." (110K)
Space Ghost: "I got a notion to put my
butt in motion." (31K)
Did Zorak get his soul back? (56K)
Space Ghost: "There's only room for one ghost
in this studio, and it's not the ghost who's not me!" (73K)
Zorak: "I never got my fly honeys!" (sobs)
(62K)
Moltar: "The only thing that scares me
more than ghosts is coming to terms with my grief." (50K)
Tansit: "Oh, suck it up, fatty!" (22K)
Space ghost grunts. (good for a Windows
sound event, perhaps?) (5K)
Mike Judge records an answering machine message
for Space Ghost... (92K)
...and another one for "Zoltar"... (33K)
...and another for Moltar... (26K)
...and another for Zorak and Moltar. (68K)
Moltar tells Mike Judge, "Siddown, you
gor-bellied rump-fed bootlicker!" (31K)
Space Ghost: "Why would I eat your stupid
tail? I didn't even know ya had one." (29K)
Space Ghost: "Don't call me Billy. I do
not care for the name Billy." (31K)
Space Ghost threatens to spank Mike Judge.
(62K)
What does Space Ghost fantasize about?
(157K)
Wood is good food. (74K)
Space Ghost: "Maybe you didn't hear me. MY
GRANDMOTHER BOUGHT A FARM!" (47K)
Zorak diverts attention. (51K)
Mike Judge and Moltar discuss Space Ghost's
patootie. (62K)
Dames are like mustard... sort of... maybe.
(209K)
Miks Judge's scary monkeylike
laugh. (16K)
Space Ghost: "How can I repay you for your
undying devotion?" (29K)
Space Ghost: "You want me to whack the
Rugrats." (22K)
Space Ghost does hin impression of
Butthead... (78K)
...and of Beavis. (28K)
Zorak disses Mike Judge. (45K)
Zorak and Mike Judge exchange (censored)
threats. (88K)
All of Mike Judge's characters agree that it
just doesn't get any better than this. (358K)
Space Ghost writes his own, oh-so-modest
introduction. (192K)
Moltar reads the lines Space Ghost write
for him. (56K)
And Zorak reads what Space Ghost have
written him to say. (47K)
Space Ghost: "You go to prison!" (12K)
Zorak: "Nuts to that action!" (15K)
Zorak: "Awright, awright! I'm goin' to
prison!" (28K)
Moltar: "A-OK, chief!" (14K)
Zorak: "Hey! Welcome to prison." (19K)
Space Ghost: "Wait a second." (8K)
Space Ghost: "Everyone freeze, don't move!"
(17K)
Moltar: "Choke on it." (8K)
Ghost: "It is I who is administering the
pleasure on this show." (31K)
Space Ghost: "That's sweet!" (9K)
Ghost:: "I would like my chocolate ice cream
now!" (30K)
Moltar: "You're welcome." (6K)
Space Ghost recites a poem. (111K)
Space Ghost shows the range of his
emotions. (90K)
Justice has been deserved, just as Tad
write it to be. (106K)
Space Ghost of the Cosmos calls Little Timmy.
(431K)
Space Ghost: "This is the best show ever."
(15K)
Space Ghost tells his viewers what he
thinks of them. (32K)
Pavement plays "Space Ghost Living The High
Life" while Space Ghost interviews Goldie Hahn. (1,208K)
The Pavement drummer bids us farewell.
(23K)
When does Space Ghost want his next guest?
(168K)
Moltar: "As you wish, O mighty mighty
one." (34K)
Moltar: "This just bites, is all." (19K)
Moltar: "This just bites, is all!"
(32K)
Moltar: "This is the worst show!" (16K)
Space Ghost laughs bizarrely. (21K)
Space Ghost: "Woo lord!" (10K)
Space Ghost: "I like the shape of your
head." (16K)
Space Ghost: "Helloooo." (11K)
Zorak: "Space Ghost, Fidor is trying to
eat Jupiter." (39K)
Space Ghost: "All evil everywhere is
vanquished, just like I write it to happen."
(41K)
Space Ghost: "All is well all over the
place." (21K)
Pavement plays during the end credits.
(767K)
Moltar orders the make-up woman to treat
Eric Estrada right. (60K)
Moltar: "I'm the captain of this show."
(18K)
Moltar pals around with Eric Estrada.
(58K)
Moltar: "Eric Estrada! Polcherello! The
Chipsmaster! Here he is now!" (46K)
Moltar: "All riiiiiight." (24K)
Molter: "I dropped him. And he broke. So
there." (27K)
Zorak: "Oooohhh... look at all that human
hair... cool." (92K)
Zorak describes what Moltar REALLY wants to
do with Eric Estrada. (77K)
Zorak: "What toupee? This is my natural
hair." (36K)
Zorak: "It's the ancient hair from a young king's tomb. It gives me...
the power." (84K)
Space Ghost and George Clinton discuss their respective
hoods. (33K)
Space Ghost has a unique way of wearing a
'hood. (217K)
Space Ghost: "Fries don't come with that deadly
shake." (22K)
Moltar: "Funk this, you wookiee!" (18K)
Moltar has no nose? (92K)
Zorak: "To the death, you toads!" (23K)
Space Ghost: "We both lost. Therefore,
we both won." (32K)
Moltar: "Ah, you big lug. I love you too."
(35K)
Space Ghost: "Gimme a big ol' hug!" (16K)
Zorak: "Frak!" (10K)
Zorak: "Pinhead." (9K)
Zorak: "Malt worm." (6K)
Sound effect: Moltar's heavy footsteps.
(37K)
Moltar cheers for Eric Estrada. (44K)
Space Ghost: "How do you handle the pressures of being an international
sex symbol? (39K)
Zorak: "Oh, the sounds of happiness fester
in my brain!" (59K)
Moltar challenges a demonic-sounding Zorak to a
fight. (69K)
Zorak: "What am I becoming?" (23K)
Moltar: "That was so COOL!" (14K)
Moltar: "That was TOTALLY uncool! (17L)
Zorak: "Let the power of Ponch compel you!"
(30K)
Space Ghost brown-noses for the network.
(74K)
Chad, Space Ghost's evil lunatic twin brother,
laughs evilly and lunatically. (23K)
Chad: "I blew that popsicle stand to
make the scene here, baby!"
Chad: "Dig it, kids! Chad Ghostal's takin'
over." (36K)
Chad: "TV is power, baby! Sexy power."
(41K)
Chad: "Hi, girls." (purrs) (21K)
Chad: "We're gonna wig out and get evil
tonight." (31K)
Zorak: "Has Batmantis been gypped out of
ten bucks?" (29K)
Chad: "I've got an atomic drink mixer."
(23K)
Chad: "An ultra-deluxe chick magnet."
(27K)
Chad: "Ya know, Zorak, curiosity killed
the uncool cat. Ya dig?"
Zorak: "Hey, don't blame me. Blame it... on the
Bossa Nova." (52K)
Chad Ghostal: "Hug me! I suffer!" (25K)
Chad: "And just how do you jive talk
a chick of choice?" (41K)
Chad: "Hey, Dutchess, I'm a homicidal
maniac." (36K)
Chad: "He ain't just a little square, Sam. He's
cubic. He's a blockhead. Strictly Bizarro."
(67K)
Chad Ghostal entertains Moltar and Zorak with his
impression of Space Ghost. (245K)
Chad: "Swing, daddy-o! Swing like a meat
hook!' (33K)
Chad: "Okay, flatfoot. You may have found me. You may have ruined my twisted
dreams of sweaty fame and fortune, but you won't take swingin' Chad Ghostal
without a massacre!" (114K)
Chad Ghostal sings "It's Been a Blast."
(329K)
Moltar: "Que sera sera." (21K)
Brak whimpers in pain. (21K)
"I Can't Believe We Got Steve Allen!"
Space Ghost, Moltar and Zorak (733K)
"I Am But A Mantis" Zorak (with Space
Ghost) (629K)
"My Linda" Moltar (261K)
"I Got A Lot of Snackin' To Do" Space
Ghost, Moltar and Zorak (542K)
"Come And Get It" Space Ghost, Moltar,
and Zorak (800K)
"Waiting for the Break to Come" Moltar
(132K)
"Waiting for the Break to End" Moltar
(154K)
"On The Street" Brak (472K)
Brak and Steve Allen swap jokes in
Brakese. (283K)
"It's Been Great" Brak (185K)
"I Can't Believe We Got Andy Dick!" Space
Ghost, Moltar and Zorak (378K)
"Down In The Holler" Moltar (135K)
"Clickety Click" Andy Dick and Space
Ghost (511K)
"It's Time For The Finale" Space Ghost,
Zorak, Moltar, Brak and Lokar (365K)
The Magic Closet blurb! (107K)
Whose butt is Zorak talking about? (261K)
How much does Space Ghost love Zorak and
Moltar? A whole lot. (67K)
Zorak ain't afraid of girls! (25K)
Moltar: "Why don't you shut up." (12K)
Space Ghost: "You be sweet. Be sweet!"
(27K)
Zorak offers Space Ghost a head-butt.
(9K)
Should Space Ghost take off his clothes?
(13K)
How about now? (18K)
Or now? (22K)
Who is Space Ghost in love with? (59K)
Space Ghost has trouble with one specific type of
woman. (42K)
A particularly lame opening. (186K)
Space Ghost "I'm playful because I'm so
deeply in love." (29K)
Why won't Zorak play SG to the desk?
(50K)
Love is the universal language. (65K)
What's a refractory period? I bet Space
Ghost has never had an opportunity to find out what his is. (37K)
Space Ghost: "I can hug all night!" Like
I said above... (17K)
How popular with the ladies IS Space Ghost?
(41K)
Zorak makes his move on Merrill Markoe-
Space Ghost is not amazing. No,
really? (30K)
Zorak's a woman? (73K)
Space Ghost zaps him. Her. Whatever. (39K)
Space Ghost: "Siddown, ya crazy broad!"
(16K)
Space Ghost laughs as he zaps Zorak.
(49K)
Space Ghost doesn't have any women on
the show. (141K)
Moltar: "Beat it, simpleton!" (12K)
Moltar throws the lever, sending a guest
to Space Ghost. (10K)
Zorak likes dogs. (28K)
Moltar: "Be a man, Space Ghost!" (20K)
Space Ghost tries to be macho at Merrill
Markoe. (58K)
Merrill asks Space Ghost if he's simple
minded. (25K)
Space Ghost and Merrill argue. (91K)
Space Ghost: "But I'm supposed to be
rude! I'm your lover!" (28K)
Space Ghost: "Come over here and gimme a
kiss." (13K)
Space Ghost: "Plant one on me. You know
you want to." (22K)
Space Ghost: Gasp - "Zorak!" (I love
taking this one out of context.) (24K)
Space Ghost confronts Zorak for stealing his
woman. (68K)
Space Ghost will ruin Zorak's
life! (70K)
Tad Eustace Ghostal has won... a lawsuit?!
(114K)
Dr. Nightmare, Attorney at Law, introduces
himself to Tad. (47K)
Space Ghost accuses Dr. Nightmare of
organlegging. (39K)
Space Ghost: "Clients, my asteroids."
(16K)
Jan's lawyer is Dr. Nightmare, Attorney at
Law. (42K)
Jan and Jace, perpetual prepubescents,
accuse Space Ghost of... all sorts of stuff. (271K)
The guys have mudslinging to attend to.
(109K)
...And they get vicious with the
name calling! (90K)
Space Ghost's true feeling about Blip rise
to the surface. (30K)
No can do, Dr. Nightmare, Attorney at Law.
(32K)
Space Ghost's cute and useless sidekicks.
(65K)
Brak isn't Rappaport. I'm glad he cleared
that up for us. (15K)
Space Ghost: "Oh boy. The Shatner's really
hit the fan now." (36K)
A video clip reveals the shameful truth
about how Space Ghost treated Jan and Jace. (267K)
Jace addresses Dr. Nightmare, Attorney at
Law. (29K)
Jan and Jace could have been Bird Boy and
Bird Girl. (91K)
Moltar wants some Jell-O. (74K)
Space Ghost has a monkey. (11K)
Space Ghost: "Is someone fryin' bacon?"
(13K)
Zorak finds out Space Ghost is afraid of
lightning. (85K)
Space Ghost is sick of Zorak's lies.
(46K)
Moltar: "I like the way you jiggle,
weatherman!" (21K) (I hope this is another Jell-O joke.)
Space Ghost, on his attempts to speak
"colloquial hood". (51K)
Zorak: "You got a fat rump!" (21K)
Space Ghost: "Zorak Robert, you show yourself
this instant!" (24K)
Zorak zaps Space Ghost. (54K)
The bedlam isn't a storm at all! It's
a... (54K)
"Gary" tells Warren about his super powers.
(152K)
Space Ghost is super
unsatisfied! (53K)
Zorak wants a hitchhiker, but Space Ghost
would rather get him some slacks. (134K)
Space Ghost tells Zorak and Moltar about his
time with Warren. (560K)
Zorak: "I don't wear pants, and I don't
know anyone who does!" (32K)
Zorak suggests a way for Space Ghost to
shut him
up. (78K)
"You know the rules. No fanny packs."
(30K)
Warren threatens Zorak. (57K)
Zorak pushes his luck with Warren.
(28K)
Zorak pushes his luck some more. (21K)
Space Ghost and Gary: who is Space Ghost,
or when? (297K)
Moltar wants Gary to be his new Dad.
(47K)
Gary gets his "veeblefetzer." (51K)
Space Ghost has auxiliary power bands!
(82K)
Space Ghost: "Pucker up, Gary!" (16K)
Technical difficulties with the auxiliary
power bands. (71K)
Warren starts getting a little weird on
Space Ghost. (192K)
You've destroyed Warren. I'm tellin'.
(30K)
Space Ghost sends The TV to meet Warren...
AUUUUGH! Not again!!!
Space Ghost, King of Space and all that
it contains. (81K)
Space Ghost has no comment at this time.
(77K)
Bow down to Zorak, dark lord of iniquity!
(61K)
Space Ghost extols the virtues of "this hairy
pile of meat". (100K)
What dogs and mantises can't do. (39K)
Space Ghost has high ambitions for his
new director! (135K)
Space Ghost tells Tyra about her name,
and doesn't let her get a word in edgewise. (233K)
Zorak is the emerald rogue, wronger of rights,
pincher of sensitive areas! (83K)
Space Ghost: "This smells like the work
of...Zorak!" (29K)
Zorak's heartfelt ode to Moltar. (314K)
Space Ghost: "You're losin' your edge."
(14K)
Space Ghost: "Sometimes I wear an
eyepatch because I'm so creative."
(29K)
Is Space Ghost going blind? (83K)
Technical difficulties caused by slobber.
(47K)
Space Ghost: "Were you just hitting on me?"
(15K)
Space Ghost: "Greetings, I'm Space Ghost,
architect of the future." (41K)
Moltar: "Tah-dah." (6K)
Cartoons are kids' stuff. (187K)
Zorak's "You have a kind face" monologue.
(219K)
Space Ghost: "Don't mind Zorak, Ben. He's just a
squirrel." (28K)
Space Ghost: "Where'd you get that
sweater? It looks cheap." (34K)
Space Ghost: "I'm up for sittin' by the pool and watchin' the
jack roll in." (31K)
Zorak. Kevin. Zorak! Kevin! ZORAAAK! SPAAAACE
GHOOOST! ... Ha ha, sorry. (121K)
Space Ghost: "Squirrels don't win awards.
Stupid squirrel." (40K)
Did you know that Zorak can turn off his
ears? (210K)
Space Ghost: Zorak! (9K)
Zorak: "Screwy, ain't it." (14K)
Space Ghost sees skyrockets. (61K)
One of Space Ghost's many meetings.
(63K)
Space Ghost: "Meeting!" (6K)
Futureman curses Space Ghost with... um...
unnatural appetites. (93K)
Space Ghost demonstrates belchspeak.
(37K)
"Oh, go grapple with your lever!" (18K)
Zorak: "Biscuit!" Maybe good for a Windows
sound event or something. (5K)
Space Ghost: "Not now." Another maybe-sound
event. (5K)
Space Ghost: "I'm from outer space, Moby.
Home of the universe!" (32K)
Is Space Ghost new to doing interviews?
(49K)
Space Ghost: "Tuesday? my guitar lesson!"
(19K)
"Stuff you!"
"Stuff you too!" (21K)
Space Ghost: "I bet that bucket's got some
treats inside it." (32K)
Space Ghost denies he ate Moby. (39K)
Space Ghost: "Moltar, I think I'd know if I ate
a guest, okay?" (36K)
Moltar: "Dead man walkin', heh heh heh
heh heh." (29K)
Emo Phillips tells us where he finds
humor. (133K)
Emo wants to tell Zorak a riddle. (98K)
Space Ghost forces some belches. (29K)
Space Ghost asks Emo a rather personal
question. (50K)
An Emo-belch. (18K)
Space Ghost: "More guests! More guests
NOW!" (40K)
Moltar: "You're out of control, you have
a problem." (28K)
Space Ghost's demented plans for Zorak.
(67K)
Space Ghost turns his attentions to
Moltar. (54K)
Guess who was having a nightmare? (49K)
Zorak: "Please bring me some juice."
(19K)
"Open wide, Lady Liberty, because Space
Ghost is coming to America!" (60K)
The gang is moving... to America. (48K)
What is keeping Space Ghost from being the next
Superman? (155K)
Space Ghost: "That's a pantload!" (17K)
Zorak: "Hey, anybody got a magazine?"
(21K)
What does Zorak need that magazine for?
(21K)
Space Ghost's forefathers. (50K)
Moltar: "This is just a shareware demo.
It'll cost 14 million to install." (52K)
Space Ghost threatens Zorak with The Box.
(41K)
Space Ghost is now United States Ghost!
(63K)
Moltar is worried about discrimination
in America. (75K)
Space Ghost, Moltar, Zorak, and Jeff Foxworthy recite the
Pledge of Allegiance. (456K)
SG: "Helmet on, Moltar." (18K)
Space Ghost: "I don't like when people
patronize me." (27K)
SG: "Moltar, harvest his skin." (16K)
Moltar: "Right on!" (10K)
Moltar: "I have a picture of you... buddy!"
(33K)
Space Ghost tells Zorak's "children" how much their father
loves them. (58K)
Zorak shows his kids how much he loves
them. (103K)
Space Ghost: "You're a bad father!"
(15K)
Space Ghost zaps Zorak particularly
brutally. (34K)
Space Ghost comments on Jeff Foxworthy's
neck. (66K)
Space Ghost: "Moltar is red, but he doesn't
have a neck." (25K)
Zorak: "Oh yeah?" (8K)
Zorak: "Well, I'm gonna run naked!"
(15K)
Zorak: "With freedom comes nudity." (32K)
Moltar: "I'm destroying the planet."
(18K)
"Seven minutes, twenty-seven seconds until
total devastation." (53K)
Moltar: "Whaddaya think about that?"
(14K)
Moltar: "How about a free kick in the
throat?" (18K)
Zorak introduces himself, and nobody cares.
(49K)
Moltar and Lokar converse about... um...
clothing. (171K)
Space Ghost: Notice anything... different?
(28K)
Moltar: "Go on." (7K)
Moltar: "AAhhh, sit on it!" (22K)
Space Ghost: "I beat up Charleton Heston
once." (18K)
Brak wants to buy all sorts of stuff from
Moltar. (257K)
Moltar: "I hope you die before your
wedding! (26K)
Space Ghost confesses his greatest fear.
(69K)
Space Ghost: "What're you doing? (8K)
Space Ghost: "Get off!" (6K)
Space Ghost gives the Cartoon Gang some
advice. (23K)
The "Chambraigne" commercial. (455K)
Space Ghost: "I believe every word that
man just said, because it's exactly what I wanted to hear." (65K)
Carl: "Fetch Daddy's hard plastic eyes so
he can see the TV." (52K)
Space Ghost: "Chambraigne is an
intellihancer." (33K)
Zorak: "You been brainwashed." (18K)
Space Ghost tells who "Chambraigne" is
meant for. (66K)
Zorak: "I'm burning a hole in your head
with my mind." (34K)
Space Ghost: "It's like the domino theory
of stupidity." (23K)
Space Ghost: "That
thing over there is a villain!"
(28K)
Space Ghost tells Bob Costas what he
really thinks of him. (86K)
Space Ghost: "I am the king!" (13K)
Carl: "You're making a mockery of the
product!" (27K)
Space Ghost: "Wanta see my brain?"
(10K)
Space Ghost: "Moltar! Get out here and heat
up my skull!" (24K)
Moltar: "Alright. This is gonna hurt.
Bad!" (34K)
What's it like when Moltar heats up your
skull? (102K)
Space Ghost: "Things get easier as your
brain dies, Bob." (26K)
Space Ghost: "I have to go stick my head
in the lake." (17K)
Carl: "Fetch Daddy's blue fright wig.
I must be handsome when I unleash my rays." (56K)
Space Ghost sings: "Showertime!" (27K)
Space Ghost: "Everyone knows Green Bay
isn't in December." (28K)
Space Ghost: "Did you just call me a
monkey?" (13K)
Space Ghost: "Wanna piece of me?" (9K)
Bob Costas narrates the battle between Space
Ghost and Zorak. (492K)
Carl: "SILENCE!" (8K)
Carl threatens his son... hypothetically.
(82K)
Space Ghost: "If someone approached you about
washing your hair, what would you say
to them?" (48K)
Space Ghost: "I don't need large brains
to have a good time." (34K)
The dramatic "Thumthum" sting. (14K)
Space Ghost: "Bring me my monocle. I want
to look rich." (33K)
Space Ghost: "No one sleeps with my
grandmother!" (23K)
Space Ghost: "This is for nana!" (13K)
Space Ghost: "Dangit!' (5K)
Space Ghost: "Here, Zorak, trade with me."
(14K)
Moltar and Zorak urge Space Ghost to touch
the pod. (352K)
Space Ghost touched the pod. (45K)
Space Ghost screams like a little girl.
(14K)
Will Zorak wake Space Ghost if the pod
starts to replicate him? (59K)
Space Ghost reassures Stephen Wright.
(62K)
Ooo, go get Space Ghost, bad Space Ghost gettin'
away! (161K)
Space Ghost tries to turn The Blob against
The Pods. (115K)
Space Ghost tries another type of psychological
warfare against The Blob. (46K)
Space Ghost: "I'm going to order one of those
mind erasing kits." (29K)
Space Ghost: "If we erase our minds and forget how sleepy we are, we'll
stay awake forever!" (62K)
Zorak has a plan of his own to evade the
evil replicating pods. (280K)
Zorak: "Move out, lock and load, happy birthday, and
stay frosty!" (47K)
Moltar has a plan to keep them from falling
asleep too. (118K)
Moltar elaborates on his plan. (104K)
Space Ghost sends a mayday. (180K)
Zorak has doomed them all! (143K)
The biggest cop-out ending of them all!
This isn't Lokar, but it ought to be. (407K)
Space Ghost meets his Italian counterpart.
(95K)
Zorak hits Space Ghost with a folding chair.
(15K)
Space Ghost retaliates. (15K)
Slace Ghost: "Lookit that! Three boys with
teeth." (27K)
Space Ghost: "Beauuuuuuuuutiful girl hair."
(25K)
Space Ghost: "Who's got a comb?" (7K)
Space Ghost outlines his plan to get a
comb for Hanson. (64K)
Zorak: "Eh, we got a wet-vac?" (16K)
Space Ghost blows Zorak up as a special
favor for Hanson. (155K)
Space Ghost: "All right, screw it." (9K)
Space Ghost: "Now don't go tellin' your
Dad on me!" (21K)
Space Ghost: "Now comes the pain." (15K)
Space Ghost: "Is this legal?" (7K)
One of Hanson wants Space Ghost to zap him
lower. (59K)
Zorak: "That was fun. Blow me up again."
(27K)
Moltar tells Space Ghost of Orlando's fate.
(102K)
Space Ghost calls Moltar a liar and slaps
him around a bit. (103K)
Space Ghost: "Where do you get off?!"
(11K)
Space Ghost: "Hey... you boys ever hear the story of The Oasis of
The Headless Mad Comber of Comb Mountain?"
(88k)
The Legend of The Headless Mad Comber of
Comb Mountain. (448k)
Space Ghost: "I guess I really oughtta be
watching where we're going. But I'm not."
(40K)
Space Ghost: "Seat belts? Those are for
nerds!" (21K)
Hanson sings the A-Boom-Boom song.
(193K)
Space Ghost: "Well, that's upsetting."
(9K)
Space Ghost: "You saw me hit that old lady.
And I can't have this on my record." (46K)
Space Ghost blasts Hanson into deep space.
(64K)
Moltar: "It's Daddy." (16K)
Space Ghost: "Moltar, how can I talk to Mr. Hanson after I just
mowed down the Tooth Fairy?" (56K)
Moltar: "Hi Santa!" (9K)
Santa: "Space Ghost, you've destroyed the Tooth Fairy. I know when you've
been bad and good - and you've been very good! I've been trying to
kill her myself for years." (135K)
Santa: "Santa could use all the little children's teeth to make
bizarre and twisted toys for Santa's
own amusement! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!" (126K)
Santa: "I'm not the Santa you know! I'm Bizarro
Santa!" (48K)
Santa: "You gonna believe that fairy tale?"
(26K)
Space Ghost: "What happened?" (8K)
Zorak: "It's gotta be heated. Heated up!"
(20K)
Space Ghost gives some good old-fashioned
exposition. (196K)
Cyclo: "Cyclo lives!" (18K)
Cyclo: "Cyclo was watching that!" (17K)
Space Ghost: "Wash yer lice, you little dip!"
(16K)
The fate of a guest who exploded in the
airlock. Did this happen to Metallica too?. (133K)
Birdman: "I'm a bit woozy. I was
selling plasm - um, I mean, uh, donating blood when I got the call to fill
in for... you know who." (91K)
Zorak: Meet the new boss." Moltar: "Dumb
as the old boss." (34K)
Zorak: "Come get some." (13K)
Birdman: "I could use an adult beverage."
(17K)
Zorak: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaryl." (24K)
Tennille gives Birdman relationship advice.
(91K)
Space Ghost: "I've got to get my bleeding chat show back from that
bloke." (38K)
Space Ghost made power bands from WHAT?
(99K)
Space Ghost: "Okay... I'm lost." (20K)
Galaxy Girl AKA Sylvia: "Harvey." (whistles)
"Down, boy." (22K)
What happened to Avenger? (65K)
Now Zorak's a floating cockroach? (53K)
Space Ghost's opinion of the Herculoids: "Rotten
hippie monster commune." (21K)
Sylvia: "It's over, Harvey, I'm sorry,
I need to get on with my life!" (34K)
Birdman: "I'll straighten up and fly right,
I swear. I'll stop gambling. I'll go back to therapy. I'll try harder to
clean up my droppings." (85K)
Has Moltar ever made it with a chick who
can defy the laws of gravity? (93K)
Birdman: "Go have your stupid happy little life
without the Birdman." (32K)
Birdman: "Whatever you want, dearest."
(22K)
Gravity Girl: "Bye-bye birdie." (9K)
Bird: "Won't somebody just hold me?"
(33K)
Space Ghost: "You're supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps, you six
piece Chicken McNobody!" (44K)
The battle between Space Ghost and Birdman
commences! (124K)
The battle continues, with musical
accompaniment... (323K)
...but eventually they all give in to Muskrat
Love. (427K)
Space Ghost: "I love you, Birdman."
(13K)
Kirk the Storyteller: "The nightmares,
they're relentless! And they're all coming from space." (77K)
George Lowe: "Written by Mike Lazzo."
(22k)
The never-ending fanfare. (542K)
To George Lowe's surprise, Mike Lazzo thinks the fanfare might be a little
too long. (68K)
And a little more fanfare. (59K)
George Lowe: "Sorry I'm late. I was out saving
your life... in the future!" (25K)
C. Martin Croker: "Ahh, burnin' hair.
Daddy!" (35K)
C. Martin Croker: "Daddy's on fire?"
(13K)
George Lowe and C. Martin Croker say
"Uhhhhh" a lot, with comments from Mike
Lazzo. (305K)
George Lowe: "Well, Jerry, the jig is up! Up in the air! 'Cause you're going
down! All the way down! Not up, where the jig is, where I said before...
where's the damn camera?!" (153K)
George Lowe: "Where's the damn camera?"
Take 2. (13K)
George Lowe: "Where's the damn camera?"
Take 3. (15K)
C. Martin Croker "Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, givin' me the
business, heh-heh-heh-heh." (51K)
George Lowe: "You fool." (14K)
George Lowe talks about Space Ghost's weapons. They should
immobilize people. (102K)
George Lowe: "There's some rays that I
downloaded off the, uh, internet." (39K)
(Anyone know what site has these?)
George Lowe: "I've always been dead,
Conan." (19K)
George Lowe gets caught in a time loop while rehearsing
fish shaving. (113K)
Mike Lazzo picks apart the logic of a
Space Ghost gag. (When WE do this, we're called "obsessive fans"!) (204K)
George Lowe: "Ha ha ha ha. Laughing is
fun!" (30K)
George Lowe: "I dreamt I grew a beard of
hamburger last night, shaved it off, and ate it." (37K)
George Lowe has a frightening animatronic
image involving Dave Willis's nipples. (63K)
This episode's classy-type theme music.
(673K)
Space Ghost's fanfare. To get the whole
effect, loop this about 20 times. (35K)
Space Ghost: "That was awesome!" (8K)
Space Ghost: "I have designed this speaker
to amplify my thoughts so people will quit asking me for sandwiches." (62K)
Space Ghost: "Don't everybody go freakin'
out on me." (18K)
Moltar and Zorak use Space Ghost as a
piñata. (99K)
Space Ghost: "I was dead long before
you were born, Conan, and I'll be dead
long before you're dead." (57K)
Space Ghost refutes Conan O'Brien's accusation of having died from choking
on a muffin. (87K)
Space Ghost: "There's nothin' stupid about
a teenage rabbit teaching good hygiene!" (46K)
Moltar: "Ahh, burnin' hair. Daddy!"
(41K)
Zorak: "Light his other arm!" (10K)
Space Ghost: "I was improvising! With monsters!
(26K)
Space Ghost: "My mind was my script, and
my brain my only writer!" (48K)
Space Ghost: "Oona igna chowa neha!" (34K)
Zorak: "Look at me when I talk to ya."
(13K)
Space Ghost: "What would you do with wild
Wallace? (23K)
Space Ghost: "Oh, good one!' (8K)
Space Ghost: "So, uh... what's your
thing? ... Like I care." (41K)
Space Ghost: "I'm lookin' at this ant."
(12K)
Space Ghost: "I think that this is the ant that
bit me." (21K)
Space Ghost takes vengeance on the above
ant. (75K)
Space Ghost: "This ant has come back from the dead. It must be one of those
self-repeating immortal franken-ants."
(69K)
Space Ghost: "It's his brother, avenging the death of his twin. It's his
twin brother!" (51K)
Space Ghost: "I'm gonna follow him home...
kill his whole family." (49K)
Ant squeaks. (6K)
Conan O'Brien asks Zorak if he wants to do
anything. (34K)
Moltar: "Nnnno." (8K)
Moltar: "Nuh." (5K)
Zorak: "That's right. You keep crawlin',
baby." (31K)
Space Ghost: "Ants are so stupid."
(18K)
Space Ghost: "I am going to so kill him."
(31K)
Space Ghost hums as he follows the ant
across the Mexican section of the Ghost Planet. (322K)
Space Ghost: "This time tomorrow, you'll
be dead." (28K)
Space Ghost: "Hey, your son just bit me
here!" (19K)
Space Ghost: "Your son is a moron!" (13K)
Brak is hurled out into space. (21K)
Zorak: "That sucks!" (12K)
Moltar: "We from the land of rock!"
(18K)
Zorak: "I said to rock, not to
suck!" (19K)
Zorak jams in an untelligible falsetto.
(40K)
Zorak: "You sucked all the lights out! Molter: "No.
I blew the fuse's mind." (55K)
Zorak: "God, you're dumb." (7K)
Space Ghost and Tan??t discuss how to deal with
chicken bites. (89K)
Brak plays Space Ghost to his desk, Al
Cappella. (162K)
Space Ghost: "The show I'm talking about has
skeletal dogs." (30K)
Space Ghost describes the skeletal dogs.
(130K)
Zorak and Moltar try to pull a prank call
on Space Ghost. (127K)
Space Ghost: "From now on, could you call me
before the attack? 'Cause otherwise you're just wasting my time."
Moltar and Zorak plot against Space Ghost.
(192K)
Moltar laughs nastily. (10K)
Brak: "I'm gonna strip! I'm gonna take
off my clothes, I'm gonna strip!"
Space Ghost: "Precious cable! I will
give every hair on my body for it!" (45K)
Tan??t: "The case of the missing TV."
Brak: "Ba-dee-dee-DUUUUUH!"
Moltar: "Should I unleash the zombies?"
(16K)
Tan??t: "My navel can hold a quart of bean
dip." (28K)
Moltar and Zorak introduce their unreasonable
demands. (200K)
Unreasonable Demands: the preview trailer!
(515K)
Brak: "I'm goin' to the movies!" (17K)
Moltar continues lobbying for the use of
zombies. (126K)
If Moltar or Zorak touch space Ghost's TV, they're
---king dead! (103K)
Space Ghost: "These aren't my lamps. These have
feet." (28K)
The very freaky music from the end of the
show. (311K)
