Mediocrity

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=80 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" bgproperties="fixed" background="06a00980dvldtc.jpg"> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#C0DCC0" FACE="Arial" ><B>Mediocrity </B></FONT><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#C0DCC0" FACE="Arial" ><B> </B></FONT><B>|     </B><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE=" "><U><B>home</B></U></A><B> |</B><B> Mediocrity</B>   |   <A HREF="id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Things I Do When I Should Be Working "><U>Things I Do When I Should Be Working </U></A>   |   <A HREF="id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Places to Be sure to visit"><U>Places to Be sure to visit</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id20.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="My Lame Attempt at Making $$$"><U>My Lame Attempt at Making $$$</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id22.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Eye Candy"><U>Eye Candy</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id39.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Prose"><U>Prose</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id35.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Link of the Month"><U>Link of the Month</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id41.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Quote of the Week"><U>Quote of the Week</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id48.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="K.e.ns Rules for life!"><U>K.e.n's Rules for life!</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE=" Music"><U> Music</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id33.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Buy my Cards"><U>Buy my Cards</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id78.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Make Money!!!"><U>Make Money!!!</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Me"><U>Contact Me</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id80.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Hey Webmasters"><U>Hey Webmasters</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id84.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Dear Gwen"><U>Dear Gwen</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id90.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Dear Pia Miranda"><U>Dear Pia Miranda</U></A></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" background="071d2c00dvldtc.jpg"> <div> Bored yet?</div> <div> Check out </div> <div> <A HREF="id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Places to Be sure to visit"><U>my links</U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> All your base are belong to us</div> </td> <td valign="top" height=400 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> When my heart shriveled and died, I replaced it with a coconut</div> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE=" "><U> <img src="HTMLobj-794/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="468" height="60">  </U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <div> oooooh.... I have a message board now!!!  <A HREF=http://pub17.ezboard.com/bkenjamincentral> My ezboard community </A>   <A NAME="messageboard"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></div> <div> Sheesh... and a Chat Room?!!?</div> <div>  <form action="http://chat.machine.net" method="POST"> <table border="0"><tr> <td>User Name</td> <td align="center"> <input type="TEXT" name="FROM" value="" size="20"> </td></tr><tr><td></td><td> <input type="SUBMIT" name="ROOMMODE" value="Enter Chat!"> <input type="HIDDEN" name="FROMCOLOR" value="#FF0000"> <input type="HIDDEN" name="FROMSTYLE" value="NORMAL"> <input type="HIDDEN" name="REFRESH" value="15"> <input type="HIDDEN" name="CLEAN" value="FILTER"> <input type="HIDDEN" name="ROOM" value="Kenjamin Chat" size="20"> </td></tr> </table> </form>   <A NAME="chat"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></div> <bR> <div> Quickly, Robin! To the <A HREF="id38.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Update Archives"><U>Archive</U></A>! Sign my <A HREF="#guestbook" TITLE=" Mediocrity"><U>guestbook</U></A> at the bottom of this page!</div> <bR> <div> Feb 19 2001</div> <div> I am one of many failures...</div> <div> You are on the way to destruction</div> <div> All your base are belong to us</div> <bR> <bR> <div> Two days before Black Wednesday... 2001</div> <div> I've been finding a lot of broken links andadvertisements... that is becasue I am a lazy sod. I am gonna fix them and put a new pic in <A HREF="id22.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Eye Candy"><U>Eye Candy</U></A>... Check it out.</div> <bR> <div> Update February something 2001</div> <div> Yeah, so I've been updating other parts of my page and just skipping out on the mediocrity section.... I don't know why I do, I just do, ok? I ended a really good friendship over the weekend, but it was something I had to do... thank the NBC sitcom ED. If you don't watch it... do. Ummm... I'm gonna do a bunch of updating now, so look around... oh, and play the Q&A game on my message board.</div> <bR> <div> Update Jan 16 2001</div> <div> Ok, so what kind of crap is this!?! I quit updating my webpage and start getting far more hits than I'd ever gotten before. Ok, whatever. 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