K.e.n's Rules for life!

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I tried to come up with entertaining little rules to live by. Here are a few. I'll add more when I find the full list. Oh... if you are wondering why some aren't really rules and just random thoughts... go to <A HREF="http://www.hell.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.hell.com"><U>hell</U></A>!</div> <bR> <bR> <div> For people that didn't read the disclaimer --^ These aren't really rules, I just call them that. Kinda like how Ben Franklin's Farmer's Almanac wasn't really an Almanac. Or was it? Bwah Hah Hah heh ack (cough cough)</div> <bR> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">It is impolite to point without laughing</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">All your base are belong to us</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">You are on the way to destruction</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">What you say?</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">You have no chance to survive make your time</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">I think that I think too much... oops there I go again.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">ALL Old People should be forced into tiny retirement communities in Florida after the age of 65</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Speed Limits violate freedom of expression</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">I think if mank is not a word, it should be.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Run Lola, Run was a good movie about a hottie with tank-ass.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">What the hell happened to Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli? It used to be so good.... what a minute, this isn't a rule is it?</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">If you have political unrest in your stomache, find the bathroom cause your gonna spew.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">When making a list, add things to the top so people will know that you changed it a little</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">The <I>only </I>question I cannot truthfully answer is where I've been and what I've been doing these past 19 years</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">People named <B>ERNIE</B> have warped parents</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Words like "You STUPID ASS!!!" can damage the self-esteem of little children</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">It would probably be embarrassing if your father was remembered as the man who bested Hitler </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">People who read over the shoulders of other people develop cancer of the face</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Nothing is more refreshing than pouring cold lemonade onto sand…          and then rolling in it</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">I don't ever want to feel my intestines flapping against my thighs                  and you shouldn't either</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">The only good burger is a veggie burger if you truly believe that, I will have </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">to kill you</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">If you give me a dollar, Brandon will stick his <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#C0DCC0" FACE="Chiller" >evil</FONT> in you!</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">If you don't give me a dollar, Brandon will stick his <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#C0DCC0" FACE="Chiller" >evil</FONT> in you!</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">You had better just give me the dollar<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#C0DCC0" FACE="Chiller" >! </FONT></div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Spam is pink. That is because it hasn't eaten your soul yet. If your Spam is purple then your soul is gone! Quickly, eat the purple Spam and you may get to keep your soul.   ....Hey! Tough break, pal.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Insanity is only 3 states away. You must go there by car and return by either plane or boat... Hey, I dont <I>make</I> the rules!</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">When I'm in a really bad mood, you'd better have tartar sauce handy</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">If you ever run out of deodorant , 2 words:                                                                    Processed Cheese</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">I like cultural people…. You should too!</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Flat Tires, Explosives… Coincidence?</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Don't believe <I>every</I> thing you hear.... except everything I tell you.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">It's not my CAR, Its my DEATH CAGE!!!</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">If I suddenly turn into a gray slimy ooze, take some of me with you as a souvenir, I hear I taste like Chicken</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Don't be a f*cker -Contributed by <A HREF="id38_jen.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Update Archives"><U>Jen</U></A></div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Amish people are not amusing</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">I just don't understand some people!!! They eat PEZ like it was candy!</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Victoria's real secret is that she is a man</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Toke this... in remembrance of me.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Extremists should all be killed.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">You shouldn't try to be the "bigger" person.... just leave that to chance</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">It's more fun to gallop</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Don't play favorites; unless I'm the favorite.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Do not make contact with people infected with bacteria eating flesh.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Avoid Lhurgoyfs</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">People that go to school sick should stop it!</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Ignorance is bliss.... you must be very happy.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Join the ZERO movement!</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">You appear foolish in the eyes of others (taken from <A HREF="http://www.thesimpsons.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.thesimpsons.com"><U>The Simpsons</U></A>)</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Don't stop for yeild signs!!!</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Don't steal Road Signs (you don't want)</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Rules are for sissies and momma's boys</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">If greatness is your aim, do great things.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">I don't like people</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">A person is better than people</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">the rights of people are more important that the rights of a person, unless that person is me</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Bob Dole for President! heh heh heh</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">El Mintõs</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Go Naked!</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">The <A HREF="http://www.mediaattack.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.mediaattack.com"><U>media</U></A> must be stopped at all costs!</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">I don't think sober should be a 5 letter word</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Pastels look silly. So do sweat clothes, head, arm, and wrist bands.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Balogne should be spelled phonetically</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">I hate stupid people like him.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Billy Jean is not my lover</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">I'll bet the plague turns chicks off</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">It should be socially acceptable to kill, kill, kill, da white man.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">All is better than none</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">It wasn't a weather balloon... It wasn't a UFO... it was a Nazi spaceship returning from Hitler's secret base on the moon!</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Mud is best applied to unwilling bodies</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Zippers, Clasps, Buttons.... all Frills!</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">It is imperative I utilize it which is containing "I."</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Catch first, then Run!</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Don't try to start fires with Lightening!</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Meat is murder, milk is rape</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Nobody wants a camel for a security guard</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Mustard is Brain food</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">War is the oldest, most sacred form of art. Don't approach the canvas if you haven't got the paint.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Spinach, Lettuce, Parsley; nothing like home grown greens.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Don't rape my inner child</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">The saddest story ever told is the greatest story never told.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Stoning the town whore can be an excellent way to relieve stress</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">If you don't get the hidden meaning behind the Nissan commercials, look closer <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#C0DCC0" FACE="Arial" >you jackass!</FONT></div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">People who whisper to bother me loose their comfy chair in heaven!</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">The first amendment does not protect people like YOU!</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">When my heart shriveled and died, I replaced it with a coconut</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Make 7 Up Yours. Up Yours Baby.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">That last one wasn't really a rule</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Wing0a7300fc00f0c0dcc000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Neither was that one. Dammit I'm doing it again.</div> <bR> <bR> <div>  <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript1.1" SRC="http://banners.looksmart.com/members.js?rid=B4208849&page=1"></SCRIPT>  </div> </td> </tr></table></body>