Alright... screw gwen stefani, she's a stupid whore compared to Pia Miranda. Wow I am completely captivated by this gorgeous actress, I'm gonna write letters to her instead.

I don't know what was up with gwen stefani but obviously she didn't realize what kind of stud I really am. I'm sure that you will and I am sure that you will fall helplessly in love with me, but you need to happen across this page... lousy gwen stefani never did... Yeah right, like she didn't come across my page. I hate it when women toy with my emotions. I knew she was reading my letters to her and laughing! Laughing Dammit! Well screw her, you are more of a hottie then gwen will ever be. So ummm... I hope you are surfing the web and come across this page in the next coupla days so that you can fall helplessly in love with me. I will patiently await word from you or your agent so that we can scheduel a few dates. I know how you are busy, what with your acting career and me with my college classes. Oh well... I await your response.

It's been three days since I first posted my intent for us to get together... what's wrong? I haven't heard from you. I guess its possible the the 6 hits I got in the past three days weren't you, but if you were one of the people who viewed my page, why haven't you contacted me? Maybe you need to see a pix of my sexxy, sexxy body. Very well, click here and get in touch, ok babe?