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Yet Another Nataku and Heero Shrine | Back
 Apology Letters
 Dear God of Toilet Paper,
Thank you for all your great services in the bathroom, however, I must ask that you step down from your position as the God of the Toilet Paper so I will not be further tempted to mock your great name. I wish that you would return to your formal position as the dragon of earth, Nataku. I know I had formally requested by a great admirer of you to apologize for naming you the God of Toilet Paper, and announce to you that you may now forget your godly duties and become a dragon of earth once again. I apologize for any inconveniences with you formal title.
Sincerely,
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