The Anime Olympics By: Uranus Yuy

Gundam Wing Campaign

E-mail: Uranus_HeeroYuy@hotmail.com

Editor: Nicole Smith

Editor's E-mail:darienicole@hotmail.com

Announcer: Today we will be holding our yearly match between Anime characters from a variety of Anime shows. This year the characters have come from Gundam Wing and Ronin Warriors. The battle will consist of five rounds, and each round will be totally different from the round before. The round categories are resisting a mouth watering meal in front of you, arm wrestling, martial arts, not going insane in the Wing 0, and acrobatic skills. The team coaches are Uranus and Nicole. On Uranus's team are Kento, Roin, Ryo, Heero, and Duo, and on Nicole's team are Sage, Cye, Wufei, Quatre, and Trowa. Now will the two coaches prepare for their first battle.

* Nicole and Uranus step onto the field *

Nicole: Go get him Sage!

Uranus: Don't you dare let me down Kento Lay Fang!

Announcer: Now, Kento Lay Fang and Sage Date will be resisting mouth- watering food. Kento and Sage go to the table and wait for the food to be served.

Uranus: Damn it, Kento won't be able to resist it, because if I know him well enough he can't stand not eating good-looking food. * slaps herself in forehead *

Nicole: * puts hands together and places her bond hands to her mouth * Sage this one's yours just have lots of self-control! I know you can do it!

Sage: * crosses arms and leans back on his chair * Yeah, Kento I think you to could you use some self-control. * He laughs *

Kento: * gives a small laugh * You'd be surprised Sage that I do have self-control. After all you do need self-control to be a Ronin Warrior.

Sage: * rolls eyes * I mean when it comes to food, dimwit.

Kento: Um...I got self-control when it comes to food.

Sage: Yeah, right and I'm the queen of England.

* two small children bring out well-cooked steak with some mashed potatoes and set them down on the table *

Kento: * drools at the site and smell of the food *

Sage: *glances at the food, then at Kento * I thought you had self-control?

Kento: * looks up to Sage ad from the food * I do Sage, but right now I'm really hungry.

Sage: Yes, Kento look into the souls of the food, and how tasty it...looks. * begins to move to the food and starts to drool *

Nicole: Sage, remember your self-control!

Sage: * snaps out of the trace the evil food put him in * That's right I have self-control.

Kento: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!! * dives in for the food and eats it all up *

Uranus: NNNOOOO!! Kento, how could you!?

Nicole: Yes! * throws elbow back * * calls out to Uranus * That's one for me and none for you.

Uranus: * calls back * Shut up, meanie!

Kento: * pats stomach * Man, that was some good cooken.

Uranus: * stomps over to Kento * Baka!

Nicole to Sage: Good work!

Announcer: For our next round we'll have Roin and Cye doing the arm wrestling match. Roin Hashiba and Cye Mouri, please go to the table that Kento and Sage had their match.

* Roin and Cye step over to the table *

Uranus: Ha, this match is a done deal. Cye is the weakest out of all the Ronin Warriors. Whip some Cye ass, ok Roin.

Roin: All right, Coach!

Cye: You'll have to think again, Roin.

* take hands and started to arm wrestle *

Roin: * gives one final push down to Cye's arm and wins the match *

Uranus: YES!! Way to go, Roin!

Nicole: Cye it's all right, we can still beat them!

Announcer: The arm wrestling contest goes to Roin! Now, for the third round, Ryo and Wufei will be doing the

Martial Arts match, please come onto the fighting mats.

* Ryo and Wufei go to the mat and they bow at each other to show respect *

Wufei: I will beat you, and I will keep my honor.

Ryo: * looks around Wufei * Whatever.

Wufei: With that attitude, you'll surely lose.

Ryo: * shrugs * Let's get this match on the road.

* Wufei throws a low kick at Ryo, but he jumps over the kick to dodge it. Ryo then throws a punch at Wufei's head, but he to dodges the attack by moving his head to the right. Wufei then threw another low kick at Ryo causing him to fall on his back. Wufei then turned away from Ryo *

Wufei: Weaklings shouldn't be fighting. * spits on the grass, then walks away *

Ryo: * growls in anger *

Announcer: Whoa! Another win for Nicole! For the fourth match Heero Yuy and Quatre Winner will be performing the not going insane in Wing 0!

Uranus; YES! * runs over to Heero and grabs him by the waist * Please don't let me down, Heero. I know since that your a great Gundam pilot, you'll beat Quatre without a problem.

Heero: For the last time, leave me alone. * walks over to Wing 0 *

Nicole to Quatre: Quatre, I know you went insane once in the Wing 0, but please try not to this time.

Quatre; * nods and then walks over to Wing 0 *

* they take turns piloting Wing 0. Heero went first, and pasted with flying colors. But Quatre lost control of himself and wound up destroying half of the stadium *

Nicole: Quatre! * she says with disappointment *

Uranus: * runs over to Heero and clinks onto him * Excellent work, Heero!

Heero: Leave me alone!

Uranus: Never! * sigh *

Heero: *smacks himself on the forehead *

Announcer: Now for the final round, Duo Maxwell and Trowa Barton will be performing acrobatic skills for us.

Nicole: * turns to Trowa * Trowa if you win this than we win the game!

Uranus: * looks at Duo * Do you think you can beat...Trowa?

Duo: * nods head * Yeah, it won't even be a problem.

Uranus: Have you even tried doing acrobatic skills sometime in your life?

Duo: Nope, not even once.

Uranus: * falls to the floor with a thump *

Announcer: Duo Maxwell, were waiting for you on the gymnastics arena.

Duo: Ok, ok, I'm coming. * walks over to the gymnastics arena *

Trowa to Duo: You don't stand a chance at the clown.

Duo: Well, you're probably right about that Trowa, but I can at least try.

* Trowa jumps onto the uneven bars and does a handful of graceful flips and swings *

Duo: Now that's going to be hard to beat. * jumps onto the bars, but misses and falls on his ass * Owe. * makes another attempt and success, but falls back down because he could throw himself onto the lower bar *

Nicole: Way to go Trowa!

Uranus: ... *still on the ground *

Duo: * put arms at the back of his head * At least I tried.

Announcer: Will Nicole's team come up to the stand to receive their awards.

* he gave them their awards and everybody went home except me *

Uranus: He rigged the game I just know it!


	Gundam Wing Campaign The Anime Olympics By: Uranus Yuy Rating: Very Weird E-mail: Uranus_HeeroYuy@hotmail.com Editor: Nicole Smith Editor's E-mail:darienicole@hotmail.com Announcer: Today we will be holding our yearly match between Anime characters from a variety of Anime shows. This year the characters have come from Gundam Wing and Ronin Warriors. The battle will consist of five rounds, and each round will be totally different from the round before. The round categories are resisting a mouth watering meal in front of you, arm wrestling, martial arts, not going insane in the Wing 0, and acrobatic skills. The team coaches are Uranus and Nicole. On Uranus's team are Kento, Roin, Ryo, Heero, and Duo, and on Nicole's team are Sage, Cye, Wufei, Quatre, and Trowa. Now will the two coaches prepare for their first battle. * Nicole and Uranus step onto the field * Nicole: Go get him Sage! Uranus: Don't you dare let me down Kento Lay Fang! Announcer: Now, Kento Lay Fang and Sage Date will be resisting mouth- watering food. Kento and Sage go to the table and wait for the food to be served. Uranus: Damn it, Kento won't be able to resist it, because if I know him well enough he can't stand not eating good-looking food. * slaps herself in forehead * Nicole: * puts hands together and places her bond hands to her mouth * Sage this one's yours just have lots of self-control! I know you can do it! Sage: * crosses arms and leans back on his chair * Yeah, Kento I think you to could you use some self-control. * He laughs * Kento: * gives a small laugh * You'd be surprised Sage that I do have self-control. After all you do need self-control to be a Ronin Warrior. Sage: * rolls eyes * I mean when it comes to food, dimwit. Kento: Um...I got self-control when it comes to food. Sage: Yeah, right and I'm the queen of England. * two small children bring out well-cooked steak with some mashed potatoes and set them down on the table * Kento: * drools at the site and smell of the food * Sage: glances at the food, then at Kento I thought you had self-control? Kento: * looks up to Sage ad from the food * I do Sage, but right now I'm really hungry. Sage: Yes, Kento look into the souls of the food, and how tasty it...looks. * begins to move to the food and starts to drool * Nicole: Sage, remember your self-control! Sage: * snaps out of the trace the evil food put him in * That's right I have self-control. Kento: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!! * dives in for the food and eats it all up * Uranus: NNNOOOO!! Kento, how could you!? Nicole: Yes! * throws elbow back * * calls out to Uranus * That's one for me and none for you. Uranus: * calls back * Shut up, meanie! Kento: * pats stomach * Man, that was some good cooken. Uranus: * stomps over to Kento * Baka! Nicole to Sage: Good work! Sage: Thanks! Announcer: For our next round we'll have Roin and Cye doing the arm wrestling match. Roin Hashiba and Cye Mouri, please go to the table that Kento and Sage had their match. * Roin and Cye step over to the table * Uranus: Ha, this match is a done deal. Cye is the weakest out of all the Ronin Warriors. Whip some Cye ass, ok Roin. Roin: All right, Coach! Cye: You'll have to think again, Roin. Roin: Whatever. * take hands and started to arm wrestle * Roin: * gives one final push down to Cye's arm and wins the match * Uranus: YES!! Way to go, Roin! Nicole: Cye it's all right, we can still beat them! Announcer: The arm wrestling contest goes to Roin! Now, for the third round, Ryo and Wufei will be doing the Martial Arts match, please come onto the fighting mats. * Ryo and Wufei go to the mat and they bow at each other to show respect * Wufei: I will beat you, and I will keep my honor. Ryo: * looks around Wufei * Whatever. Wufei: With that attitude, you'll surely lose. Ryo: * shrugs * Let's get this match on the road. * Wufei throws a low kick at Ryo, but he jumps over the kick to dodge it. Ryo then throws a punch at Wufei's head, but he to dodges the attack by moving his head to the right. Wufei then threw another low kick at Ryo causing him to fall on his back. Wufei then turned away from Ryo * Wufei: Weaklings shouldn't be fighting. * spits on the grass, then walks away * Ryo: * growls in anger * Announcer: Whoa! Another win for Nicole! For the fourth match Heero Yuy and Quatre Winner will be performing the not going insane in Wing 0! Nicole; WHAT?! Uranus; YES! * runs over to Heero and grabs him by the waist * Please don't let me down, Heero. I know since that your a great Gundam pilot, you'll beat Quatre without a problem. Heero: For the last time, leave me alone. * walks over to Wing 0 * Uranus: Go, Heero! Nicole to Quatre: Quatre, I know you went insane once in the Wing 0, but please try not to this time. Quatre; * nods and then walks over to Wing 0 * * they take turns piloting Wing 0. Heero went first, and pasted with flying colors. But Quatre lost control of himself and wound up destroying half of the stadium * Nicole: Quatre! * she says with disappointment * Uranus: * runs over to Heero and clinks onto him * Excellent work, Heero! Heero: Leave me alone! Uranus: Never! * sigh * Heero: smacks himself on the forehead Announcer: Now for the final round, Duo Maxwell and Trowa Barton will be performing acrobatic skills for us. Nicole: * turns to Trowa * Trowa if you win this than we win the game! Trowa: No problem! Uranus: * looks at Duo * Do you think you can beat...Trowa? Duo: * nods head * Yeah, it won't even be a problem. Uranus: Have you even tried doing acrobatic skills sometime in your life? Duo: Nope, not even once. Uranus: * falls to the floor with a thump * Announcer: Duo Maxwell, were waiting for you on the gymnastics arena. Duo: Ok, ok, I'm coming. * walks over to the gymnastics arena * Trowa to Duo: You don't stand a chance at the clown. Duo: Well, you're probably right about that Trowa, but I can at least try. * Trowa jumps onto the uneven bars and does a handful of graceful flips and swings * Duo: Now that's going to be hard to beat. * jumps onto the bars, but misses and falls on his ass * Owe. * makes another attempt and success, but falls back down because he could throw himself onto the lower bar * Nicole: Way to go Trowa! Uranus: ... still on the ground Duo: * put arms at the back of his head * At least I tried. Announcer: Will Nicole's team come up to the stand to receive their awards. * he gave them their awards and everybody went home except me * Uranus: He rigged the game I just know it! ~ End ~