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Mix and Match on the Love Channel! By: Nikki Winger

Mike: Welcome to the Looove Channel! And I'm your favourite host, Mike the TV!

Sigh: APPAULSE

Mike: Thank you, you're to kind.

Author: *grumbles* I sure the hell am. *normal* Get on with it Mike.

Mike: You got it. Today on Mix -n- Match, we have for our bacholerette: Relena Peacecraft!

*Aisu walks onto stage*

Mike: Where is Relena?

Aisu: Unconscious.

*applause*

Aisu: I'm her stand in, Aisu Alleron.

Mike: *shrug* Okay let's start rollin'!

*Behind three screens are three boys on stools. You can only see their silhouettes. 1 has a pigtail, 2 has messed up hair, and number 3 has a short haircut*

Mike: B1 if from Nermia Tokyo and enjoys martial arts and okonamiyaki. B2 is from colony L1 and like computer hacking, and B3 is also from Nermia Toyoko, where he is the Captain of a Kendo Club.

Aisu: B1, if you could go anywhere, where would you go?

B1: As far away from three certain girls as possible.

Aisu: And you, B2?

B2: As far away from Relena and you as possible.

Aisu: You sound familiar.

B2: *quickly* No, I don't.

Aisu: *shrugs* Whatever. B3, if your love died, how would you kill yourself?

B3: By jumping into a pool of piranhas with cement blocks on my feet.

Aisu: *writes that down* Maybe, that can kill Relena. B1, same question.

B1: *seriously* By eating Akane Tendo's cooking.

*Security struggles to hold back a shorthaired girl wearing a dress*

Aisu: Last question. If you could kill anyone you would it be? B2 and 3?

B2: Eenie Meenie Minnie Mo... Relena.

B3: Ranma Saotome.

B1: Erk!

Mike: Alright Aisu, it's that time. Who will it be? B1, B2, or B3? Hey, that rhymes!

Aisu: *Darth Vadar Voice* Join me.... B2.

*The screen disappears to reveal Ranma Saotome, Heero in chains, and Tayewaki Kuno. A bucket of water appears out of no where and douses Ranma*

Aisu: Heero!

Heero: Damn.

Kuno: My pig-tailed goddess!

Ran-chan: Crap!

*Akane breaks free*

Ranma-chan: Double crap!

*Ryoga comes in*

Ranma: Triple crap! Aaaah!

*camera switches to Mike after you see Kuno, Akane and Ryoga chasing Ranma-chan, and Aisu glomping Heero*

Mike: Tune in next week for the special post date episode!

Author: *finds Mike's remote and presses mute* Ah, now that's better.

~End~