Secret Agent Chicks By: Nikki Winger

Gundam Wing Campaign

Rating: &*$# the rating.

E-mail: darienicole@hotmail.com

Editor's E-mail: Uranus_HeeroYuy@hotmail.com (Uranus Yuy)

Code Name(s): Uranus Yuy and Nicole Smith

Home Universe: Writers'

Current Universe: Gundam Wing

ID Numbers: 16 and 17

Mission: Locate wandering youma and destroy it.

"Hey Nikki, we have a new mission!"

"Cool!" Nikki dropped the television remote onto the couch and ran over to her chair by the computer. She began looking over the mission details.

"What details?" she wondered aloud. "Man, we need to get more info on these missions."

"You're gonna complain to the people that are letting us meet Heero?" Uranus said. She soon became lost in her own little universe.

Nikki sweatdropped. "Just start tracking the youma."

Uranus snapped out of it. "How come I always track the bad guy while you train? _I_ want to go to the gym while _you_ find the youma."

Nikki pouted. "But that's how I meet all the bishonen," she complained.

"My point exactly. You can be computer chick for a while, I'm leaving."

"Okay." Uranus got dressed (black capris and a green T-shirt ^_^;,) and left.

Nikki's eyes widened as she scanned the internet for occurances in the area. "The circus! Yay! Circus's are fun!"

Going into automatic caffeine rush mode, Nikki left the apartment, ignoring the reports of people suffering from extreme energy loss in the area.

Nikki went to the circus and got sixth row tickets. She got to see clowns, dudes eating swords, lions, tiger, bears, (oh my!) and a guy that could ride the lions, tigers, etc. The same guy had knives thrown at him by his sister.

"This feels awful familiar," Nikki said, thinking (for once).

Directly in front of her, a well dressed blonde boy said, "I'm glad Trowa got us these seats."

Meanwhile, at the gym, Uranus was having fun fencing a bunch of guys. (Caffeine: the mind and strength booster.) They were covered in bruises by the time they were done.

"Yeah!" Uranus shouted happily, pumping a fist into the air. "Y'all go home to your moms! I rule!"

The voice sounded extremely familiar.

"That voice sounds extremely familiar," Uranus said without turning around. Then she did turn around. "Wufei-chan!"

The Chinese boy was surprised. "You know me?" Then he scowled. "Do not call me `chan,' onna. You may call me, `Chang-sama.'"

Uranus pulled her mask down and took a stance. "Shut up and fight me."

"Very well." Wufei pulled his mask down and took a stance.

The fight was over in exactly 5.67 seconds.

Wufei left the gym room, crying about his honor and justice.

Rose petals flew by Uranus, and she turned around.

"Might you fight with me?"

Uranus sweatdropped. "Kuno-baby, you're in the wrong fanfic."

Kuno also sweatdropped. He mumbled an apology, then left.

Back at the circus, Nikki was now eating cotton candy and watching the sword throwing act.

`Catherine and Trowa are really good,' Nikki thought while eating another puff of cotton candy.

Catherine threw a knife, and it grazed Trowa's temple. He began bleeding a little, and the crowd gasped. Catherine giggled.

`Um, that wasn't the right response,' Nikki thought.

She threw another knife. It grazed the other side of Trowa's temple and caused him to bleed. Catherine gave a half laugh/ half snort.

`And now I am absolutely sure something is wrong here. Catherine usually has better aim, and she doesn't look drunk, high, or caffeine rushed.'

"All right, hands up!" Nikki drew her gun, stood up, and aimed at Catherine. Everyone ducked down except for the two people in front of her.

"What the hell do you think you're doing!?" Duo yelled.

"Saving him." Before he could stop her, Nikki shot `Catherine.'

She dodged the bullet, turned to Nikki, and hissed. Then she shape shifted into Relena and fled.

"What, you think that makes you any harder for me to kill!?" Nikki yelled. She ran out of the circus tent.

Uranus was happily walking down the conviently empty street. `Man,' she thought. `The only thing that could make me happier is seeing Heero or shooting Relena.'

`Thank you!' Uranus thought happily. She drew her gun, turned off the safety, aimed, and shot Relena in the head. She screamed, then turned into dust.

"Nice shot," Nikki said, running up.

"Relena's a youma?" Uranus wondered aloud. "That actually makes a lot of sense."

Nikki double sweatdropped. "No, that was the youma we were supposed to kill," Nikki explained. "It was a shapeshifter."

"Well, fudge that!" Uranus said, pouting. "I wanted to kill Relena."

"Who are you people?" Heero asked. The five pilots ran up to them.

Uranus' eyes got big and began shining. "H- Heero?" she asked.

"That's my code name."

"HOORAY!" Uranus shouted ecstatically. She glomped Heero. Everyone except her quadruple sweatdropped.

A shiny, rainbow colored portal opened next to Nikki.

"Ah," she said. "Our shiny, rainbow colored ride out of here. Come on, Uranus."

Uranus pouted, but went through the portal. Nikki walked over to Trowa and handed him a business card, then kissed him on the cheek. "My card. Bye, guys!" she said cheerfully. Two arms reached out of the portal and pulled her in, then it disappeared.

Trowa looked at the card. On one side it read in multiple colors, `Blue Hair And Blondie Inc.' On the other side, it read, `Nikki Winger and Uranus Yuy,' and their phone numbers.

Except for Nikki and Uranus. They somehow landed in the world of kawaii shonen, and lounged on inflatable chairs by a pool while being fanned by a cute guy on either side with palm leaves. (NOT the Rekka Shinen fan from Fushigi Yuugi. ^_^;;;) For vacations, they went to the beach or went skiing in the mountains. And for them, life went on, happily ever after.


	Gundam Wing Campaign Secret Agent Chicks By: Nikki Winger Rating: &*$# the rating. E-mail: darienicole@hotmail.com Editor's E-mail: Uranus_HeeroYuy@hotmail.com (Uranus Yuy) Code Name(s): Uranus Yuy and Nicole Smith Home Universe: Writers' Current Universe: Gundam Wing ID Numbers: 16 and 17 Mission: Locate wandering youma and destroy it. "Hey Nikki, we have a new mission!" "Cool!" Nikki dropped the television remote onto the couch and ran over to her chair by the computer. She began looking over the mission details. "What details?" she wondered aloud. "Man, we need to get more info on these missions." "You're gonna complain to the people that are letting us meet Heero?" Uranus said. She soon became lost in her own little universe. Nikki sweatdropped. "Just start tracking the youma." Uranus snapped out of it. "How come I always track the bad guy while you train? _I_ want to go to the gym while _you_ find the youma." Nikki pouted. "But that's how I meet all the bishonen," she complained. "My point exactly. You can be computer chick for a while, I'm leaving." "Okay." Uranus got dressed (black capris and a green T-shirt ^_^;,) and left. Nikki's eyes widened as she scanned the internet for occurances in the area. "The circus! Yay! Circus's are fun!" Going into automatic caffeine rush mode, Nikki left the apartment, ignoring the reports of people suffering from extreme energy loss in the area. Nikki went to the circus and got sixth row tickets. She got to see clowns, dudes eating swords, lions, tiger, bears, (oh my!) and a guy that could ride the lions, tigers, etc. The same guy had knives thrown at him by his sister. "This feels awful familiar," Nikki said, thinking (for once). Directly in front of her, a well dressed blonde boy said, "I'm glad Trowa got us these seats." Meanwhile, at the gym, Uranus was having fun fencing a bunch of guys. (Caffeine: the mind and strength booster.) They were covered in bruises by the time they were done. "Yeah!" Uranus shouted happily, pumping a fist into the air. "Y'all go home to your moms! I rule!" "Onna!" The voice sounded extremely familiar. "That voice sounds extremely familiar," Uranus said without turning around. Then she did turn around. "Wufei-chan!" The Chinese boy was surprised. "You know me?" Then he scowled. "Do not call me `chan,' onna. You may call me, `Chang-sama.'" "Okay, Wufei-chan." "Argh!" Uranus pulled her mask down and took a stance. "Shut up and fight me." "Very well." Wufei pulled his mask down and took a stance. The fight was over in exactly 5.67 seconds. Wufei left the gym room, crying about his honor and justice. Rose petals flew by Uranus, and she turned around. "Might you fight with me?" Uranus sweatdropped. "Kuno-baby, you're in the wrong fanfic." Kuno also sweatdropped. He mumbled an apology, then left. Back at the circus, Nikki was now eating cotton candy and watching the sword throwing act. `Catherine and Trowa are really good,' Nikki thought while eating another puff of cotton candy. Catherine threw a knife, and it grazed Trowa's temple. He began bleeding a little, and the crowd gasped. Catherine giggled. `Um, that wasn't the right response,' Nikki thought. She threw another knife. It grazed the other side of Trowa's temple and caused him to bleed. Catherine gave a half laugh/ half snort. `And now I am absolutely sure something is wrong here. Catherine usually has better aim, and she doesn't look drunk, high, or caffeine rushed.' "All right, hands up!" Nikki drew her gun, stood up, and aimed at Catherine. Everyone ducked down except for the two people in front of her. "What the hell do you think you're doing!?" Duo yelled. "Saving him." Before he could stop her, Nikki shot `Catherine.' She dodged the bullet, turned to Nikki, and hissed. Then she shape shifted into Relena and fled. "What, you think that makes you any harder for me to kill!?" Nikki yelled. She ran out of the circus tent. Uranus was happily walking down the conviently empty street. `Man,' she thought. `The only thing that could make me happier is seeing Heero or shooting Relena.' Relean ran by. `Thank you!' Uranus thought happily. She drew her gun, turned off the safety, aimed, and shot Relena in the head. She screamed, then turned into dust. "Nice shot," Nikki said, running up. "Relena's a youma?" Uranus wondered aloud. "That actually makes a lot of sense." Nikki double sweatdropped. "No, that was the youma we were supposed to kill," Nikki explained. "It was a shapeshifter." "Well, fudge that!" Uranus said, pouting. "I wanted to kill Relena." "Who are you people?" Heero asked. The five pilots ran up to them. Uranus' eyes got big and began shining. "H- Heero?" she asked. "That's my code name." "HOORAY!" Uranus shouted ecstatically. She glomped Heero. Everyone except her quadruple sweatdropped. A shiny, rainbow colored portal opened next to Nikki. "Ah," she said. "Our shiny, rainbow colored ride out of here. Come on, Uranus." Uranus pouted, but went through the portal. Nikki walked over to Trowa and handed him a business card, then kissed him on the cheek. "My card. Bye, guys!" she said cheerfully. Two arms reached out of the portal and pulled her in, then it disappeared. Trowa looked at the card. On one side it read in multiple colors, `Blue Hair And Blondie Inc.' On the other side, it read, `Nikki Winger and Uranus Yuy,' and their phone numbers. And life went on. Except for Nikki and Uranus. They somehow landed in the world of kawaii shonen, and lounged on inflatable chairs by a pool while being fanned by a cute guy on either side with palm leaves. (NOT the Rekka Shinen fan from Fushigi Yuugi. ^_^;;;) For vacations, they went to the beach or went skiing in the mountains. And for them, life went on, happily ever after.