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Gundam Wing Campaign
The Anime Party Disaster By: CelandJai@aol.com
Chapter 1: The Invitation.
Look what came in the mail my little anime fan!...
Hmmm... looks like an invitation...
You have been invited to the...
ANIME PARTY!!!!
Where: Mew Island, Middle o' Nowhere
When: Whenever you want...
Time: Who cares?!
Date: Anytime this year, pal!
You been invited so just get over there, already!!!!
Lets go see who shows up at this "little" party...
You enter the huge party room. It's the size of two football fields with
a large hole in the ceiling in one end of the room. The first thing you
notice is the fact that the 5 Gundam Suits (from Gundam Wing) just landed
from flying though the hole in the ceiling and that the pilots are now
exiting them. Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei join the rest of the party people.
Duo: I have arrived! Lets... Whoa! That guy looks just like Trowa!!!
Duo points at a tall guy standing with his fellow Ronan Warriors. Trowa
turns around to see what Duo was pointing at and nearly flipped into the
rafters. Not because of his supposed "twin," but because of a large white
tiger(White Blaze from Ronan Warriors.) that tried to jump on him when he
made eye contact with it. Heero, being the weird person he is, pulls a gun
out of nowhere and takes aim, obviously preparing to shoot the tiger who just stares at him.
Quatre: Heero! No! Its an endangered species!
Duo: Probably because Heero is about to shoot it...
Quatre: Not "in danger" , I mean endangered! Soon to be extinct!
Duo: Oh...
*Heero pulls the gun's trigger but nothing happens*
Duo: I decided that for the safety of everyone at this party, I would unload all your guns!
Heero: I will kill you for that!
Duo: Kill me with what?
*Heero reaches into his boot and pulls out a knife...*
Duo: Whoa! *runs extremely quickly to the his Gundam, gets in, and... stays
there?*
Turning your attention away from the incident you start to check out the
other party guests. The characters from Pokemon and Digimon seem to have
become friends despite the fact that the Digimon can't understand a word the Pokemon say...
Pikachu: Pika-pika-chuuu!!!!
Patamon: *whispers to Gatomon* What did he say?
Gatomon: How should I know?!
Pikachu: *looks confused* Pika?
Gabumon to Pikachu: We come in peace!
Pikachu: *looks annoyed* Chu!
You notice that Charizard's mouth is glowing as he stares at Agumon who
doesn't notice him. As you've expected Charizard tries to use his
"Flamethrower-Attack" on Agumon. Fortunately, he only succeeds in singeing
Agumon's tail. Agumon runs around yelling "ow." Wufei (from Gundam Wing)
witnesses Charizard's deed and mutters something under his breath about
"injustice." Then to Wufei and Charizard's surprise, Agumon turns around and Digivolves to Greymon...
Greymon: WHO BURNED ME!!!!
Charizard: *steps forward and roars (Greymon is a little taller than him)*
RRROOOAAARRR!!!
Tai: Greymon take it easy, he probably didn't mean it...
Ash: *sweatdrops* I disagree...
Charizard flies into the air and uses his "Flamethrower-Attack" on
Greymon. Greymon dodges it and shoots a "Nova-Blast" at him. The huge
fire-ball known as "Nova-Blast" luckily missed... Meanwhile the Gundam boys
are all busy watching the fight when Duo cautiously approaches them from
behind to get a better look....
Heero: *without turning around* I'm still going to kill you Duo...
Duo: *sweat drops* Umm... I don't think Dr.J would like that.
Heero: *still hasn't turned around* Dr.J isn't here... is he
Duo: *looks a little sneaky* Nooo... he isn't... Mwahahahaha hahaha mwahaha!
Wufei: Shut up Duo...
During this conversation Charizard and Greymon were still fighting
despite the fact that the characters from Digimon and Pokemon were trying to make them stop. Greymon gets out of the headlock Charizard had him in. His face is burned because while he was in the headlock, Charizard had repeatedly shot fire in his face. Greymon turns around and knocks Charizard to the ground with his tail. You notice that you and the G-boys are the only ones watching the fight. Using one foot to hold Charizard down, Greymon prepares to finish him off when suddenly....
Ash: Charizard return...*Charizard disappears with a beam of red light into
his Pokeball*
Izzy: Such an interesting technological way to hold all those creatures...
Tentomon: You're not getting me into one of those!
Tai to Ash: You could have done that a long time ago!
Ash: He doesn't always go in, and he disobeys me a lot. Its easier if he has been weakened a bit...
Greymon: *turns back into Agumon* Oh my face...it burns!!!
Misty: Staryu, cool him off! *Staryu uses a watery spray to help Agumon*
Agumon:*looks annoyed cause he's soaking wet* Gee...thanks.
You decide to continue checking out the other guests. You see Sailor Moon
and the sailor scouts along with Reeny and Tuxedo Mask. You notice the
Dragonball Z gang are all stuffing their faces... except for Piccolo. There
is also a bunch of people in the shadows but you can't identify them. "Everything seems calm enough" you think, as you watch Duo come back from making a phone call. Then trouble came bursting through the door...
Chapter 2: Relena Crashes the Party!
"HHHEEEEEERRROOOO!!!!!!!"
Standing in the burst open door of the party room, was the horror of horrors, the nightmare of nightmares, the terror of terrors... Relena Peacecraft! Behind her, lightning flashed and somewhere a wolf howled in pain (I wonder why?), while all the party guests stood frozen in place...
Heero: *looks like he's in a horrified trance* The world has come to an end...
Duo: *tries hard not to laugh* Trowa: *looks suspiciously at Duo* Quatre: How did she get here?
Wufei: *draws his sword nervously*
Ash: W-w-w-what's that?
Pikachu: *scared out of his wits* Pi-Pi-Pi-Pika-Pikachu!!!!
Misty: huh?
Brock: *has hearts in his eyes* It's beautiful.... *sighs*
Tai: Is that an evil digimon?
Izzy: I have no idea...what that is.
Palmon: T.K... I'm scared...
Goku: Is that your sister, ChiChi? Chichi: I don't have a sister. (thank goodness)
White Blaze: grrrr...
Everyone is frozen in fear and anger as Relena enters the room. For some strange reason she is dry despite the fact that a storm is raging outside... Behind her five cloaked figures walk in.
Relena: Heero, Heero it's really you. I was told you'd be here... Oh... Heero, I...
Heero: * In a horrified trance*
Wham! Relena is knocked unconscious by a large flat rock with eyes attached to a stick...
Stranger: Sorry, I thought she was someone else... I'm sure she'll be fine when she wakes up...
Duo: Who are you?
Wufei: What do you call that weapon?
Quatre: Who did you mistake Relena for?
Trowa: What are you?
Heero: *out of trance* Thanks...
Stranger: *holds up a badge* I'm Flint the Time Detective!
Author's Note: I know this was a short chapter but that's it, so wait for the next chapter... And all of you Relena fans that don't like this chapter should find entertainment elsewhere!!!!
Chapter 3: The Doctors have Arrived!!!!!
Flint: Hi! I'm Flint! *looks at Relena lying unconscious on the floor* Is she going to be ok? All party guests: We hope not!
Heero pulls out a knife and prepares to finish off Relena, to everyone's relief, when suddenly...
Voice: Heero Yuy.
Heero: Doctor J.
Yes. The doctors had arrived right after Relena did and were now standing before the party guests.
Dr. J: Heero, before you destroy the evil demon that is Relena, I have a mission for you.
Heero: *blinks*
Dr. J: Your mission is to NOT kill Duo.
Heero stares at Duo, but his face shows no expression so you can only guess at about what he's thinking. However you're sure that what ever he was thinking had something to do with Duo and the knife Heero had in his hand...
Duo: Go ahead, Heero. Say it!
Heero: *speaks through clenched teeth* M-m-m....Mission....Accepted.
Duo: *starts laughing hysterically*
Wufei: *points his sword at Duo's throat to make him stop laughing... it works.*
Dr. J: Don't forget Duo, that you owe me $2,500 for doing that. Duo: No problem! *Everyone in the room sweatdrops*
Heero turns around to finish Relena only to find that her body was gone... Everyone had noticed this and started looking for her. Of course everyone made sure they had some thing to kill her with first. Wufei pulled out his sword, Piccolo took off his hat and cape, all the digimon digevolved, Sailor Moon and the sailor scouts got into fighting positions, and suddenly the people that you had seen lurking in the shadows emerged. Everyone turns around to look at them because they were definitely strange people.
You recognize them instantly as characters from Escaflowne. Merle (Mir-l), the half cat, half human girl came out on all fours. Hitomie (Hit-toe-me), the human girl who could partially see into the future, was standing next to her. Then there was Van (Von), and Allan.After staring at them for a few minutes, everyone continues to arm themselves in case them met up with Relena as they searched for her.... Next Chapter: Possessed by the Unknown Enemy!!!!!!
Author's Notes: All of you Relena fans that liked the fact that Relena got away should learn that Relena is an evil demon that has to be stopped and will be stopped. Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Chapter 4: Possessed by the Unknown Enemy!!!!!
The search for Relena started in the party room, and stretched out into the rest of the building. You have armed yourself with the leg of the buffet table that had been knocked over in the frantic search for weapons. The halls are dark...too dark...it was a blackout. Each room you peek into is empty and you feel alone.
About two hours have passed since the party started and one hour since the search for Relena started. You hear movement in the room ahead and you rush in swinging the table leg above your head, ready to knock Relena out. Instead you only succeed in giving a very surprised Quatre a concussion...
Quatre: oomph! *falls unconscious to the floor*
Duo: Whoa! Take it easy there, buddy. You're gonna hurt somebody with that thing.
You: Whoops...
Wufei: Duo you fool... Someone already got hurt!
Duo: Calm down! Quatre's fine, see... * points at Quatre who sits up and rubs his head* You: Sorry... *continues down the hall*
No sooner have you continued down the hall than a high-pitched ear-piercing scream breaks the silence, followed by the strangely amplified sounds of a fight, followed by another scream. Realizing where the sounds came from, you turn around and run back to where Quatre and the other GW boys were. By the time you get there, all the other party guests were there too.
A disturbing scene meets your eyes. Quatre was missing, Wufei lay unconscious on the floor, Trowa was standing on a table with a gun pointed at the floor in front of him, Heero was in a corner hugging his knees and looking like he needed serious mental help, and Duo stood in the middle of it all looking extremely shaken. On the floor written in what looked horribly like blood were the words : Beware The Blue Light.
Piccolo: *shakes Duo out of trance* What happened! Tell us!
Duo: *starts speaking in French*
Piccolo: Speak English!
Duo: Ay, Corumbá! Que Horrible! Relena son muy loco! Trowa: *out of trance* I didn't know Duo spoke Spanish.
Wufie: *out of unconsciousness* He didn't but, he does now. He was so scared, he learned Spanish.
Piccolo: Well what did he say?
Trowa: I believe he said: Its horrible. Relena is very crazy.
Duo: Si. Me llamo Duo. Cual es tu nombre?
Trowa: He said: Yes. My name is Duo. What is your name?
Wufei: Snap out of it you weakling! *Smacks Duo a couple of times*
Duo: Ow!
Piccolo: Now tell us what happened here.
What Duo then says explains not only the screaming you heard but also the reason why Quatre was missing: After you had left, Relena had suddenly appeared out of nowhere, foaming at the mouth, eyes glowing blue light, snarling and acting literally like Tarzan except she didn't wear a loin cloth. First, she grabbed Quatre's shirt and swung him around (during which he had screamed at the top of his lungs) until the shirt ripped and he crashed into the wall and slumped unconscious to the floor. Wufei then tried to attack her with his sword but she was to fast and she bounced off the wall and crashed into his chest, knocking him unconscious also. No matter how many flips, stunts, or gun shots Trowa did, Relena was to fast and she scared Trowa so much when he missed shooting her from a distance of 6 inches that he literally froze on the spot. Relena then tried to bite Heero in the neck but he found a convenient coffee table to throw at her. The table scared her away from him but he was so traumatized that he crawled into a corner, curled up and sat there mumbling under his breath (aw poor Heero!). Finally, Relena went after Duo who eventually ran out of bullets until Relena suddenly seem to change her mind about fighting him, turned around grabbed the unconscious Quatre by the arm and dragged him away into the darkness, leaving Duo standing petrified with fear.
It was obvious that Relena was possessed by something and whoever was controlling her didn't want you or the other party guests finding them, and to find this unknown enemy, the blue light had to be found first. However, one question still troubles you...
You: But where did the second scream come from?
Duo: *looks at shoes and blushes*.... *starts whistling*
Trowa:.... Wufei: *whispers*: Even women don't scream that loud.
Everyone: *sweatdrops* Duo?!
Author's Notes: To all of you who don't know, Duo was the one who screamed. Creepy.
Next Chapter: The Unknown Enemy Revealed!!!!!!
Author's Notes: All of you Heero and Duo fans that hated the fact that Relena traumatized Heero and Duo shouldn't worry because they'll get even with Relena. Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!!! By the way, watching Gundam Wing Endless Waltz over and over again somehow gave me the idea of making Duo be the one who screamed. Creepy isn't it?
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