A Very Short Story

So we all know by now that Quatre is really, really rich. Well, one day he decides to do something with his money. He said he was going to buy the most expensive thing he could think of, so he started to think (which was hard for him) and finally comes up with a solution: he would buy a colony. (He wanted the world but Relena wouldn't let him, buy it since he was having fun "peacefully" dictating everybody) So he did.

So all the colony citizens moved out and went to other colonies. Quatre then took Sandrock and smahed all of the buildings. Then he got some bulldozers and mailed all the rubble to the Sanc Kingdom, and then he planted lots of flowers and trees and waited for them.

While he was waiting, Quatre went down to earth and caught lots and lots of pretty little songbirds. During the time he was on Earth, there was a mistake in the time schedules so Android 16 wound up in Gundam Wing. he helped Quatre catch the birds.

As soon as the flowers in the colony had grown Quatre and Sandrock went back to the colony with the birds. Android 16 said he'd join them in a few days. When Quatre got back to the colony and saw all the huge fields of beautiful flowers he was filled with joy, he started skipping around the colony.

Sandrock, having a psychic connection with its pilot, started to skip around as well. When Quatre saw his friend was happy too, he started to cry because he was so happy. A little ditty came into his head, and he sang as they skipped. "Flowers, flowers, pretty, pretty flowers!"

Quatre wanted to share his joy with the other pilots so he invited them to his colony. The first to arrive was Heero. When he came inside and saw the flowers and the birds that Android 16 had brought and heard Quatre's song, his eyes bulged out of his head, he started screaming hysterically and tried to run outside. It took an hour of coaxing and pleading to get him back inside. Eventually all the pilots got there, and they all sat cross-legged in the flowers watching the birds. All of the sudden Wufei screamed, "JUSTICE!!" Then quietly continued watching the birds. (the others were used to this by now. He did that every five minutes) A while later they decided to invite Doctor J and the other scientist to the little colony. The pilots were happily watching their little friends when they arrived. Mushroom-head (Dr. G) passed out at the sight of them. Dr. J started ranting about how they had trained them to be soldiers/pilots not bird watchers and when he was their age… At last Heero couldn't take it any more. He pulled out his disfigured Barney Doll gun out of his TARDIS spandex shorts and pointed it at him. "SIT AND WATCH THE BIRDS DR. J!"


	Gundam Wing Campaign A Very Short Story By: Agent Tegina Kayla So we all know by now that Quatre is really, really rich. Well, one day he decides to do something with his money. He said he was going to buy the most expensive thing he could think of, so he started to think (which was hard for him) and finally comes up with a solution: he would buy a colony. (He wanted the world but Relena wouldn't let him, buy it since he was having fun "peacefully" dictating everybody) So he did. One day Duo and Hilde were walking through a park in one of the colonies. Suddenly the speaker system came on. "Hey, that's Quatre!" Duo said surprised. "Attention all colonist. This colony now belongs to me, Quatre R. Winner. All of you will have to be out of here by tomorrow or I will have you arrested for trespassing." So all the colony citizens moved out and went to other colonies. Quatre then took Sandrock and smahed all of the buildings. Then he got some bulldozers and mailed all the rubble to the Sanc Kingdom, and then he planted lots of flowers and trees and waited for them. While he was waiting, Quatre went down to earth and caught lots and lots of pretty little songbirds. During the time he was on Earth, there was a mistake in the time schedules so Android 16 wound up in Gundam Wing. he helped Quatre catch the birds. As soon as the flowers in the colony had grown Quatre and Sandrock went back to the colony with the birds. Android 16 said he'd join them in a few days. When Quatre got back to the colony and saw all the huge fields of beautiful flowers he was filled with joy, he started skipping around the colony. Sandrock, having a psychic connection with its pilot, started to skip around as well. When Quatre saw his friend was happy too, he started to cry because he was so happy. A little ditty came into his head, and he sang as they skipped. "Flowers, flowers, pretty, pretty flowers!" Quatre wanted to share his joy with the other pilots so he invited them to his colony. The first to arrive was Heero. When he came inside and saw the flowers and the birds that Android 16 had brought and heard Quatre's song, his eyes bulged out of his head, he started screaming hysterically and tried to run outside. It took an hour of coaxing and pleading to get him back inside. Eventually all the pilots got there, and they all sat cross-legged in the flowers watching the birds. All of the sudden Wufei screamed, "JUSTICE!!" Then quietly continued watching the birds. (the others were used to this by now. He did that every five minutes) A while later they decided to invite Doctor J and the other scientist to the little colony. The pilots were happily watching their little friends when they arrived. Mushroom-head (Dr. G) passed out at the sight of them. Dr. J started ranting about how they had trained them to be soldiers/pilots not bird watchers and when he was their age… At last Heero couldn't take it any more. He pulled out his disfigured Barney Doll gun out of his TARDIS spandex shorts and pointed it at him. "SIT AND WATCH THE BIRDS DR. J!"